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If you're feeling curious, search "Fofão". Seriously, don't. Brazilian mascots are the stuff of nightmares, and we loved them for it.
EDIT: That was a fast one, I guess you guys really like how weird Garibaldo is. He was on black-and-white tv! Also I do reviews for a hobby (just a hobby), if you wanna check it out, its https://hypeimmune.wordpress.com/
whatthefuck9999999
Try to do this to our cockatiel and there will be blood. Your blood, not hers.
Alistairetheblu
Big Birdzarro
imeanYUUUGE
Braking Big Bird
SteveMND
Pretty sure I saw Fofão on a Garbage Pail Kid card back when I was younger.
HawkmanXLII
Don't judge a bird by their looks.
zeacorzeppelin10
https://youtu.be/h_s2-00WHCE have you heard of Bog Bird.
CityYeti
Here's a better look at him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a-7xO8V91E
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
https://youtu.be/vZwvkPnMORE Fofão is like Chucky banged out a child with ALF
NCPilot
Garibaldo looks like he'll pop out of a dark alley and ask kids if they want to try some drugs.
sarahsaurroar
And the ones he can't sell he probably eats....
OozingRabbit
It looks as though Garibaldo is making drugswhile on drugs in the picture.
ghoulee
Looks like a breaking bad character
ajg0000
WHY ARE YOU BLUE?!
ErniesWidow
Philly knows nothing of weird mascots
Racealistic
Gari just looks like he needs some sleep. If i lived in Brazil I'd look like a orphan murderer too.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
orphan *merchant*, come on
umbrellamaker
Meh, you get used it
reichstein
Behold FOFAO! May he live on in your nightmares!
Hoiloidl
Just one of the Ugnaughts from Star Wars
Afewflowers
https://pfunpfacts.com/big-bird-international-variants/
Mikeiller
Why is one Big Bird a Hedgehog?
AstralInfinity
Hey...lets not judge a bird by its feathers! :)
KaminoNeko
OK, the wiki article on Fofão says he was intended to be ugly, being partially inspired by ET, which...sort of answers the 'what were they thinking?' question...?
jbcars4life
He's not-so-distantly related to Gritty
fantastapotamus
it just looks like they took the old designs of snuffleupagus and made it into a bird. that old school design makes him look insane.
fantastapotamus
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/9/9b/Firstsnuffy.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20091112154310
VibratingNipples
Or have a meth lab
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Fofão
Bludabeagle
TOOMGIS - AM/PM mascot....
sunniblu03
What in the fresh hell is that supposed to be?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
FOFÃO
TheDeathstick
Looks like one of the people in the shunting scene in Brian Yuzna's Society.
doppelfisch
Hah! Good call.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Fun Fact: Big Bird has relatives all over the world, and each one looks wildly different. :)
Bludabeagle
Fun Fact 2: "Big Bird has relatives all over the world..." Big Bird is a Fuckin Bird....
Meganlikespie
Yes, the doc “The World According to Sesame Street” covers the iterations well
tootallforthisroom
I searched, I saw, I desperately long for several moments ago when I was carefree and unaware of this newest horror quietly, slowly, aimless and yet deliberate, shuffling its dirty feet through the dusty, forgotten corridors of my mind, places no one goes anymore. Just slowly plodding on its dirty feet, ol' Fofao.
SVcross
JFC
Wyrdbunny
Face like a nutsack.
VictusVonGuyver
Meanwhile in Belgium...
BlueskydragonFX
PINO!
GroteB
Pienjo!
hatsuseno
Man, I do miss the guy
ubnty
https://youtu.be/t7npEiISxSE
SmoeAhsolse
Who left their new jeans in with the costume?
WoodfolkFae
Netherlands*
BobTheWeak
IDK if we should be taking Ted Kaczynski's word on this
idalacn
he would rather kill us than use twitter
IupvoteAussies
hetherweaversmagic
But IQ 188
DrJakeHerb
Also 6’3”
WoodfolkFae
So you're saying he's the perfect guy?
fantabuloustimewaster
How unfortunate to share a name and an IQ with the late Unabomber.
DeathToHyperbole
UM.
LongoloidFartExplosion
"Fun Fact: Ted had the highest IQ (167) in all the known serial killers."
onlyhalfghost
the man had a fuckin' PhD in mathematics and closed out an entire field of geometry.
mustardburp
SpectreA19
No....no I think he is spot on here
DebitCatIsWatching
Ah, nothing like a visit to My Friendly Neighborhood...
WoodfolkFae
It's actually a very wholesome game.
DebitCatIsWatching
I've played and completed it. I do like the Resident Evil/Silent Hill gameplay with a Sesame Street / Muppets skin. And you are right, compared to say FINAF or Bendy and the ink machine, it's practically nothing but rainbows and sunshine.
WoodfolkFae
Yes but also the good ending is very wholesome.
LordChapstick
Garibaldo looks like he *eats* orphans...
BlackCatCasper
Do you not?
CaptRandom1290
The ones he can't sell
BHPaperstacks
He makes orphans and then eats them.
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
:(
FlatPlutoSociety
He looks like he MAKES orphans.
BryanLaserEpee
Nah he creates them.
LeviathanOmega
Garibaldo IS the Orphan machine you always hear about.
remotelogcabin
if "orphans" is a new strain I don't know about
subparsubpoena
He looks more like he rolls 'em into big fat blunts, really
LordChapstick
How else do you think he gets the appetitite to eat so many orphans!
Sooner70
I was thinking... He's coming down off a 5 day Meth binge.
thetonestarr
He looks like he grinds their bones to powder and snorts it
TewserBerry
:(
ableck
That's so weird, my first instict was "that's not worse" :-( :-?
umbrellamaker
TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THE LETTER T BITCHES!!
rbudrick
têh, that's funny.
SpryMaggot
T STANDS FOR TURNT YOU LIL FU*KERZ!
Cela84
Favorite quote about this pic: “T! T IS FOR Crystal Meth!”
streptovsky
"Why is T for meth Garibaldo?" 'BECAUSE T IS SHORT FOR TINA WHICH IS SHORT FOR CHRISTINA WHICH IS CODE FOR CRYSTAL WHICH MEANS CRYSTAL METH ALSO IF YOU PUT CAPITAL T'S WHERE THEY WOULD NORMALLY BE LOWERCASE AND/OR INSINUATE YOU LIKE TO PARTY THAT'S ALSO CODE FOR METH HAVE FUN KIDS'
Arkandos
TERMINADO
WhoWantsAMustacheRide
T is for Terror
jmuije
T... ... time... to go?
Diggitydigdigs
aloharamada
That's the lower case t
jmuije
Oh yeah...
Akule
No, for Theodore, silly! Also Tied. Huh, also Taken. Torture weirdly as well. And finally, Termination.
Skumbo
I legit thought that was the hammer from the hammer and sickle
fiddlewheelx
Garibaldo looks like he has had a difficult childhood,where he was badly treated for looking different, and now tries hard to be liked.
MemeusCalgar
Same
LincLoud
Oof. I felt that :. /
smashpro1
It was hard, growing up in the favelas.
counterintel
"After years of failing to integrate into society, subject to rejection, fear, and slander, Garibaldi fell into mental illness, turning to drugs and soon found himself on the streets. One street fight turned bad, would lead Garibaldi to commit a string of murders that would leave authorities horrified for years to come. This, and more, on tonight's HARD COPY"
doppelfisch
Man, sometimes I can't believe that Hard Copy actually existed. And then I'll see a rare reference to it in the wild, and I am glad I'm not the only one who remembers it.
SmoeAhsolse
As a kid I don't remember things being so dark on Sesame Street.