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Please don't kill me if its a repost ... I did look
May 25, 2017 10:44 PM
PizzaSlutForever
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Please don't kill me if its a repost ... I did look
dangerousDoc
I thought Scotland went "Oi who's this cunt?" > "Bloody furious" > " I swear on me mum!" > "let's get the bastard "
DiesInUserSub
Ha John Cheese
STINKPICKEL
What do ya get when you cross an Irish with a Scott? A cheap, mean, drunk, ya cannot understand even on the rare times they're sober.
griffonsgalore
As a Scot - can confirm. I tend to run pretty cool, but pissed off is a natural state.
KeatonJazz
Ban weapon sales to the Saudis! Send drones after the mullah she who preach hate!
KeatonJazz
Edit-the mullahs who preach hate
SonderingStrike
Who do you think you are kidding Mister Jihad, if you think we're on the run. We are the boys who will stop your little game.
Bowtiesarecool45
In N.I. our terror threat was already severe due to the IRA, so a slight raise to critical was met with a 'meh' reaction
AutoFox
Meanwhile, a surviving Nazi in a bar belts a stiff drink and sighs. "Well vat did zey THINK would happen? Dummkopfs!"
Vanessabobessa
Geeze ISIS, everyone know that when you fuck with the British they just become more British.
borgmaster
If theres one thing ive learned as an outsider of Scottish culture its dont fuck with a scot and think they they wont fuck you right back.
LethrblakaBlodhgarm10
Even the fucking IRA is saying fuck off.
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
AAAAAYE FOCK THE BRITS ARMY AIN'T SHIT BEER AINT SHIT CAN'T THROW A DECENT PARTY-
SonderingStrike
Firstly, we'll pick up our wounded, then, we will find out who did it, then, we will sit down for tea and biscuits and discuss solutions.
MyNamesMatt140
This ia fucking gold
katseiko
Why is it a war crime now to create a large glass plate where we know ISIS has their troops? USA never bothered with e.g. Dresden..
enderlord99
What about the Welsh? What do the sheep****ers think of the goat****ers?
astrangehop
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" That's Welsh, right?
Grillparzer
Anyone who thinks attacking the Brits will divide them hasn't read any history books.
ringadingdingbaby
All it takes is referendums now
Winglewangle
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/terrorismalert.asp
DLTBGYDCU
Time to hoist the black flag and start slitting throats. Rid the earth of islam.
LordBrodie
Rid the earth of ISIS* No need to get rid of a whole religion because of some radicals (I'm looking at you Westboro Baptist Church).
raidleadergutts
Lol you talk as if ISIS is the only islamic terror group, or that muslims who hurt or kill people are all in active terror groups.
CatchMeOutsideHowAboutThat
WBC are cunts for sure, but when's the last time they mass murdered anyone? They're just blowhard attention whores, not a real threat.
tempestas
Hey ISIS. Do you want another worldwide British empire? Because that's how you get another British empire.
smittywjmj
I mean, that (and several other events) kind of started this whole thing in the first place about 100 years ago.
KeatonJazz
Go get 'em Brits! Scots too! The Colonies (ex) are right behind you!
AliBarber
They're too busy with infighting and brexit
Flyndaran
The old racists are fighting like piranhas. Notice how I didn't say which group. :(
AliBarber
Yup cos it's ALL OF THEM DAMMIT
root1657
Not the whole world wide, but yeah, go kick ass! -America.
BayazTheBenevolent
Uh, I think that ship has sailed when you guys lost the colonies.
PatrickStarsFrontTooth
People died
PizzaSlutForever
Yup. Kinda noticed. Thanks for that.
CuntingtonFuckley
Yes they did. But this is how we overcome, with humour. No matter what, we will struggle through with sadness and with our humour intact
Welshglish
You work for Society of Stating the Bleeding Obvious then?
albinoscion
And testicular cancer kills people but look at your name
AbsoluteHeresy
Where is the rest of it!?
PizzaSlutForever
Oh god. I'm so Sorry. I just saw it and thought it was apt for just now. It looks like it was just edited down to include Britain after >
PizzaSlutForever
Manchester. Really sorry about that. I really should have checked the link first :o(
GabrielFlood
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/terrorismalert.asp
Thunderbox666
My thoughts exactly, this is only like 1/4 of it
GabrielFlood
Much as I wish he had... John Cleese didn't actually write or say this. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/terrorismalert.asp
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
Yeah, it doesn't sound like him.
JustinArnold
Why, I remember when this first circled the internet...
faceplacespace
Daen't brung yae tearrear roon 'eer! Wiil set right aboutcha!
CleverClint407
How about the gurhkas?
NeverNonplussed
Gurkha sum scary muhfukkas yall
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Gotta love an armed group whose battle cry translates to "here come the gurkhas". They don't need more, because that's enough.
DefenderOfDog
Scotland has a higher level when they assemble the clans of the highlands for war.
Xenolith166
Shh, that level's top secret, for Armageddon-level scenarios
kuriosly
Or the british
IMadeAnAccountForThisFuckingSobStory
At which point they watch haggis run round the hills and drink till they fall over. Then they solve the problem somehow
yaneez
Lol i had haggis for lunch :)
IMadeAnAccountForThisFuckingSobStory
its a surprisingly varied and tasty meal.
accidentalfritata
As a Scot I gotta say that rarely works out for us
DefenderOfDog
That's becouse they have to stop fighting first that early happens.
bigblindguy
in Micheal Caine "Kidnapped" film, a line really touched me "There'll be no next time, there was never a this time either." RIP Clansmen.
FroggingBullfish
Fockin right. We're pure fockin ragin. Them cunts are gonnae get whits comin tae them. Consider us bloody pissed off like it's 1305 again
itsapirateslifeforme
Fockin? Nae self respecting Scotsmans ever said fockin. Fuckin, aye but nae fockin.
FroggingBullfish
Al dae wit a want tae dae, and say wit a want tae say. But yer right, I fucked up. Damn scots, we ruined Scotland!
ColoradoGirrl
I'm officially staying out of the way.
msiemon
I read that with a scottish accent in my mind and it sounded great!
AlkeneThiol
Yeah but at the same time you have tons of people running scared and trying to get concerts cancelled. Those people need coaching
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
AAAAYYYE
FroggingBullfish
MON THEEEEEN
TheRealAethrys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7xBe5-M8k
GooseWhoGames
Wot?
tomyironmane
The crazy thing is the kilt was part of the combat uniform through WWI.
Vybors
"The Scots - locked in eternal combat with their mortal enemies, the Scots." - Neil gaiman.
ProphetTenebrae
IronicJeremyIrons
Them bloody Scots ruined Scotland
zstorm6
Scottish war for Independence?
JustTawnee
Yeah, 1305 was the year William Wallace (or Mel Gibson if you prefer) was captured and executed.
FroggingBullfish
^this guy
OverzealousDude
So how did the British feel about the IRA?
ringadingdingbaby
It's origins developed from a civil rights movement. So the British, like always, are to blame.
Euphio
IRAte
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Okay, you win. You can go home now, there's no way you will top this.
Khaylain
Oooh, that's a good one.
Litten
I'm just 9 hours late.
IraqiWalker
Fuckin' gold
HootOwl22
we arent all that keen on boy bands
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I'm sure they are pretty happy with their retirement accounts. I have a Roth IRA myself.
Rogahar
Better than we do about Daesh. The IRA would at least have the courtesy to phone ahead so we could evacuate the site before the explosion.
KnucklexGold
They might have a 401k ;P
GeraltofNivea
Probably don't like both the current or original
Aathole
Hey hey hey
Rabh
the whole thing could have been avoided if the British had decided not to shoot civil rights protesters
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
No, it still would have happened, they just wouldn't have had as much public support.
Rabh
bloody sunday, imprisonment without trial and torture of suspects in the early 70's all led to a huge increase in IRA volunteers
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
Yes, but they would have ended up in the same place, regardless of whether the public loved them or not.