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JamBarn
Then they've got a damn fine boner.
Eindride
http://imgur.com/hcvxkGZ
Sarcastica
Still kinda had sex.
trujello2013
GAAAAAAYYYY
pangyre
Or engorged labia. Be fair now.
Nondino
I am strangely okay with this. In my mind I feel like I saved this guys life so that he could live to bone hotties again. Yep. Feels good.
DeathsDeathOfRats
Well I am glad to be contributing to someone's boner. #foreveralone
NerdN1
And that boner could be pleasing a woman and conceive a child which would never have been born without that blood saving his dad's life.
Dragonogh
I hope it's fueling a clit boner. That's way sexier.
TheMattyT
STILL COUNTS! I just had seeeeeeexxx.....
thegayestunicorn
Could also be someone's period
Thismuchistrue
One man's joy is another man's sorrow.
trashpanda88
What a waste.
GrizzlyWicks
still got in a womans underwear, chalk that up as a win
thegayestunicorn
trying to get you out of her vagina
sopuli3
sopuli3
*seeing this again like
Dexter182
I have to infuse donated blood protein twice a week. I truly appreciate those who take time to donate!
FragrantViolation
Or you know just do it.
MCGrannyHands
Closest I've been to a dick in years
Sheari
Can't donate blood. Last time I had to get blood drawn I passed out and seized and now I have to go back to finish the draw :/
YouLostTheGameAgain
As long as it isn't on this reposter's finger I'm completely ok
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Every time you shake hands with someone you're probably touching their wiping or jerking hand.
Superchief86
Every time I donate I smile and give a thumbs up to that hypothetical boner-haver. He's most welcome!
spungee
Broblood
Cheomesh
Haha, joke's on you, I don't donate blood! (medical reasons)
LiteCow
Then it's perpetuating the species in 2 ways
MFCK82
Im not allowed to donate blood :(
Kissta
Me either :( they always tell me no because my Hgb is always too low
MFCK82
I grew up in England, so when questionned in the US, i was told i cant donate due to the risk of mad cow disease, bse and cjd...
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
It could also be sprayed all over a crime scene
niftyroses
Alemiir
I would donate if I could.
pizzabortionist
Me too... But the chugging cock prevents it...
Alemiir
:D I just spent too many years living with my parents overseas.
eavalin
apparently not legal for me to donate blood unless i have a $20M surgery.. yeah. no.
combatwombat0
MSM?
SamArt53
I've donated 12 gallons of whole blood & platelets & plasma totaling 320 units since 1971 - so I'm probably related to most to the USA.
MyNameisAvailable
Dad?
SamArt53
No, probably older... although I was sick a couple years!
Xayli
12 gallons is crazy to think about. Thank you for your service to humankind!
mydadcoulddoanything
+1 for fellow Apherisis donor
SamArt53
Back at cha! +1. RedCross 9 gallons whole (72 units) Bloodsource (NorCal) 246 units since 2010.
skeezycheeses
I think you're mistaking blood for sperm.
SamArt53
You may be right... but I think sperm is much easier to get out of my body. 2 hours hooked to an apheresis machine twice a week is no fun.
jackswift7
Curious, twice a week? Medical reasons? I'm only allowed once every 2 weeks.
SamArt53
No on the medical. Platelets OR plasma allowed every 14 days. "Frequent plasma" program is 2X/wk. requires annual physical, weigh-ins etc.
SamArt53
I don't know whether other blood donation orgs. have this program. In NorCal it's Bloodsource.org. I don't see it on the web site though.
SamArt53
Thanks for donating! I wish more people did. Confession: I'm back to doing whole blood now, every eight weeks. Time commitment was big!
jackswift7
I've enjoyed giving since high school. Only the past couple of years have I started to give platelets. Since I got B-, my platelets are rare
jackswift7
I don't think my center has a frequent plasma program, though. They'd be adamant to keep me donating platelets anyway. I'm even scarring now