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He lost part of his beard to an oribital polishing machine
Mar 24, 2018 2:38 PM
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rudescorpio
Lucky he didn't lose his whole face!
L1ota
That's fucking stupid
Bundicus
Common sense is a bit lacking. I don't give him long for this thing called life.
Syrmerlin
I will never understand why "car guys" think ZZ Top beards are a good idea with all the ways they can get ripped off or set on fire.
chrishallett83
Protip: most mechanics will agree with you.
OverlyApologetic
He even had dangling earphones... The lack of work place safety disturbs me
EdinburghSwordmaker
the best thing i bought for work was ear defenders with built in headphones. safe and fun!
DalekSECoOo
Dipshit deserves it, he’s lucky it didn’t rip his skin off with it.
PhloydPhan
He's lucky that was all he lost.
tpgreyknight
Don't worry, the site health & safety officer already made everybody stop polishing their balls with it.
notaprofessionalcommentor
This is why we had to be clean shaven in the shop
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I just wore a hankerchief that I tucked into my shirt around my beard
whatevermanishowedup
Exactly. This dude's lucky he's not hurt. Could've ripped it out. Probably stopped it in time from all the hair.
TheMadRabbit
Did same thing with my ponytail midway down a 400ft rappelling session.
adhdartiste
How did free up the device belay plate gri gri or figure 8 ? Im a climbing guide with a ponytail its why I ask
TheMadRabbit
The 8. A friend put a pocket knife in a glove and tossed it to me. I tied myself off, caught the glove and cut my hair out.
Evanrudeplz
Dumbass
QRMSan
There's a pair of ear buds in there too, holy fuck this guy is stupid. He's lucky he only lost part of his beard.
Fuzzynubz
Dumbass
ivebeenimgured
Damn son. I hope he realizes how lucky he is. I would foresee that as a face transplant inbound.
JimmiSimpsonApproves
GFunk612
And his headphones.
intashu
Bloke learned why you tie your hair up before working on machines. Braid it and tuck it next time bloke!
cowboycrazypants
Are those pants hanging off the air hoses in the back? The mess and disorganization of this shop is spectacular. Beardo needs training.
Aseymah
They look like welding sleeves to me.
Melodicquixotic
Won't ever get the stink of burnt hair out of that poor sander
tarmtarzan
Hahaha the headset piece sticking out is the icing on the cake!
tpgreyknight
And what have we learned about workplace safety?
KillingTlme
That unless you are fighting a war in the frozen north, you probably shouldn't have a beard.
Cakesmith
NOTHING!
ImAnAvacado
To not too
Nothingbutahealthyintrest
Fireo
He's just stupid
Thisdoesntdefinemeasapersonthough
It's good to be readiness?
HotMustard79
Safety 3rd!
JPru
TheFeralDog
Production 1st, let's be real every company says safety first but it's always production prioritized
xiaodown
eh, top 5 at least
TheModsHaveInstatedShariaLaw
Safety 3st!!
XanCrews
Pictured: an OSHA Workplace Safety Medal.
arthoz
Mike Rowe! Safety third!
NotSoDarkKnight
Close enough for government work!
oneoneoneone123
Beards are cool?
Threadnomancer
Braid that shit before work
nouseforagiraffe
A helluva a lot more than he knew yesterday, apparently.
Tezz311
Not today!
TheMightyElk
Looks like he lost his ear buds as well.
40sonico04
More like stupid bloke. He's lucky he didn't get seriously hurt.
morphis
Let's try and even out what's left of that beard by polishing a piece of brass on a lathe going 1200 rpm.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Seen videos of people getting pulled into heavy machinery by their clothes / hair. Ugly stuff.
DoctorVV
For real. He’s lucky he didn’t lose part of his face.
18Litre
Yeah he's an idiot. He had loose beard and loose headphones dangling.
DaniaAudax
JackTheRipper69
Needed a shave anyway
Radandie94
Probably for the best. That's one hideous beard
BlueskydragonFX
ISIS beard
84USNGT
NIGELW18
He was very lucky - lesson learned?
Imnotcanadiandammit
NO CAPES!!
DeathAbuse
It's an angle grinder
ChloeRed
Put a mop head on an angle grinder, and have some nice burnt paint? They are the same design, but different speeds...
IBuiltAFreakingArk
"Drapes"
AquaCrusher
MofongoBalls
Cortezdelanoche
He was not ready, darling, luck favors the prepared.
HaveFunAndDontBeADick
Dionysus187
this whole gag might have been funny if there was some reference of heroes making the collar of the cape un-fucking-breakable
Dionysus187
meanwhile you can find art of every comic character with their cape torn/tattered for various reasons
Myoldname
OMG! Are beards face capes?!?!?!?
TheRicM
Mullets are nape capes
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
THEY ARE NOW!!!
ILiekToCookAndBake
You're not wrong
breothskin
HermausMora
tru dat
NM156
No Drapes!
itsprollyfine
There are headphones in there too.
jandeeg
Maybe some snack-remains as well.
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
They were probably lost in the beard weeks earlier.
squishatron5000
theHatredburrito
Safety glasses on the back of his head, beard not tied back, and headphones all tangled in that mess. What a damn fool.
bongles
I imagine he moved the glasses after this happened
vuickb6
And who wears glasses while using a polisher?
chrishallett83
Anyone who wants to avoid getting dust in their eyes?
vuickb6
I mean, I guess? Never had any issues while using mine except for flinging a little on my clothes.
HsuDoNihm
Those eyes look a bit pink... I wonder if he's stoned.
thegrimcoder
I feel no sympathy for something that could be prevented.
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fferjye
How ya feel about school shootings,fires and heart disease
IDownvoteAllPoliticalPosts
I laugh every time
DBProxy
Almost everything can be prevented, so what do you have sympathy for. And you’d want others to be sympathetic to you, so stop being so rude
thegrimcoder
My comment is clearly directed to this event and similar events not every world event that ever occurs.
VioletMoonRising
... pretty much any accident can be prevented, even if you wern't at fault.
snarebears
So tell me how you feel about shootings in the us?
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TehGrimReaper
Not by the vast majority of the victims.
thegrimcoder
There are obvious innocent victims that had no control over those events, this guy had control over this event and it could be prevented.
SubmarineSan
Yeah but an orbital sander comes with a gaurd on the back so shit doesn't get sucked up into it, this dumbass took it off..
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thegrimcoder
My oversimplified blanket comment is sufficient for this scenario. You are the one who extrapolated it to mean every world event.
Shrimm
I hope you're not a doctor
Nazurel
Nobody has mentioned the fucking earbuds to. 1 mistake sure, lose a beard for a life lesson... 2 mistakes makes me think that he doesn’t.
KatamariDamaci
If someone had long head hair, they'd tie it back from their work. Beards are the same!
thegrimcoder
Apparently not this guy...
YouHadMeAtAsian
His eyes are red insinuating that he learned his lesson. Still this is hilarious man
KatamariDamaci
Yeah you can see the fear and relief.
hammersquirrel
Or that he was fucked up prior to this debacle
imnotthatblonde
not hilarious, he came stupid close to a disfiguring injury...
YouHadMeAtAsian
You’re totally right! Sorry I was drunk at the time and I became hysterical. Still, I am not ashamed.
TheRicM
Maybe he was high
GoddForBidd
Let me rip your face hair out and see if your eyes dont water.
TheRicM
I mean, that happens yes, but also he could’ve been high. They are not mutually exclusive, could be both
MayaMacabre
I agree, rotating machinery ain't no joke. Sleeves, beards, hair, necklaces, HEADPHONES. He probably thought those precautions were dumb.
Kalmah
Easily prevented as well.
BakaWakka
That's the great majority of accidents...
CorrugatedUrethra1995
When it comes to foresight, he's legally blind.
ProperWeirdo
Do you feel any sympathy for yourself?
PetersPaincakes
mastertrav666
answermyquestions
Crawmak
Nearly anything could be prevented with enough foresight.
dthninja2
That’s true. Look at Batman.
wooferpoofer
Thank god for captain hindsight.
tx3x
coulda woulda shoulda