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camouflage is useful indoors, too
Jun 9, 2014 4:03 PM
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brianclementsvatua
best way to hide from chores. or play hide-and-seek with toddlers.
DrBourbonTheOriginal
I used to play hide and seek with kids and hide on top of the piano...every single game. They never caught on. And I may have been drunk.
ionlybrowseimgurwhileatwork
So, I didn't see anyone until the 3rd picture.. had to scroll back up. Well done!
perochialjoe
I went to the store a few days ago to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find them.
POOTERS
Ba-dum-tiss!
Rinshu
*if you have horribly ugly couches and carpet.
tomyironmane
fairly common in barracks.
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
That middle couch is literally the ONLY spot that ACU camo pattern is good for.
odinsmama
I know that couch! It's at a community theatre. I think they got rid of it not too long ago.
rogueish
Have you been to Wyoming? It would blend there nicely.
Jefzwang
Multicam FTW!
shadowex3
Camo patterns help, but too many people think they're magic. I've seen people disappear in the woods with black trenchcoats.
wilhelmvonhomburger
LL knows. http://imgur.com/q6IJQQA
bootyman4000
God damnit, that was such a fun movie. I'm going to go steal the VHS copy from my parents... and a VHS player...
elibethobbit
Thank you! I was looking for the Toys reference and you're one of the only ones who got it! Win.
LamarKpat
waiwode
Get your boots off the couch!
TeamSixBison
I wanted to say that.
metaxum
Military funding at its finest
BigLizardInYourBackyard
*salutes vigorously*
militarymonark
and the airforce camo is useless.
SenorFunGuns
Like the air force :-D (army here ACU is worse)
shadowex3
Even my father, a retired senior chief, doesn't tease the airmen any more. That uniform is punishment enough.
CheeseBakedCrouton
Idk, man. Dat San Antonio tho
MistakenGenetials
And until now, so was the Army Camo..."Hey i got an idea, lets make our camo fucking grey...so it can match with the desert tan in Iraq!"
RumiN8
I like how Navy fatigues camouflage you to the water. Real handy if you fall overboard.
LieutenantGordon
NWUs: They help me drown better.
Nyther53
That was my first thought when I saw someone wearing them. The hell was the Navy thinking?
stereoatypical
They are actually to hide grease and paint stains. The old utilities were useless if you got one stain on them. These hide them well
Nyther53
It really saddens me that I believe you. No one in the design process pointed out that keeping people alive is more important than looks.
stereoatypical
No one wears them underway anyways. People wear coveralls. Falling overboard is honestly extremely rare.
URHELL
lol this is pretty great
titansaremytrigger
Alcard
North Korea?
robotbob123
...What am I looking at?
GenericAdjectiveNoun
MGS3D Photo-camo!
dickspickle
I want it. All the shinanigans i would make...
djvaritek
can't believe those guys got sued by the Rug Company for trademark infringement
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Just noticed you already posted this, but yeah that was ridiculous, I used to play FFXI with this couple and love how his career has grown.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Poor guy got a cease & desist for that print, not from the hotel, but the carpet pattern patent holders of all people.
kerms
You know, this could be an actual tactic. Create a crazy-ass pattern all along your military base and create matching camoed uniforms.
shaltanaclinguist
Fuck yeah dragon con
aFuzzyDinosaur
Rainbow 6 vegas anybody?
Nyther53
That's actually a perfect example of how camoflauge is supposed to work. Not because you can't see that there's something there, but because
Nyther53
its hard to tell where exactly the floor stops and the men start.
marquisdechocula
http://chrisglass.com/album/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/garden-state-wallpaper.jpg
tinycrocodile
two pictures of couches and a hallway... i dont get it
zendogmedia
OP is proud of his house...got a problem with that?
yagamiisgod
It's the cat in the corner, right?
IHatePuns
How is this joke still top comment each time?
tinycrocodile
i honestly agree with you. i wrote the joke sarcastically and was not at all expecting this reception. also some1 made a similar joke b4 me
FunkEthics
*passageway.
AnOceanOfStars
Ninjas.
Efreeti
Those floating boots are spooky...
InsanityBuildsCharacter
the second one is hideous.
tinycrocodile
http://imgur.com/d8YLYpw
Dooood
First one's not terribly attractive either, but you're right about that second one.
iamthisguy247
I think the person is just upset someone keeps leaving their boots lying around.
Rivalyn
If you look very, very carefully, there's a Patrick in each image.
edwardelricsnipples
The ACU: good for blending in with crowds of Airmen.
LieutenantGordon
Ha! NWUs are useful for something!... like hiding from working party.
maiken2051
How not to be seen
SometimesIBuildThings
Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
Nyther53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI
Rahl79b
Hmmm. Just a box.
zecore
They must have been Milford men.
losingmyperspicacity
Soldiers should be neither seen, nor heard
noonerspisms
You can always tell a Milford man http://imgur.c">/o7oRTaG">http://imgur.com/o7oRTaG /HOJ40H8
highfiveme
And Buster moves to the kitchen.
itseemsthatnamewastaken
I love all three of you.
ItsFootballNOTsoccer
Always +1 to Arrested Development references!!
BRickANDstONe
Wait.. One of my friends actually went there..
zecore
Did you ever see him again?
BRickANDstONe
Of course not ;)
ALittleHurricane
Shoes!
whutserface
OMG SHOES
sipos0
Buster?
KateNextDoor
I really thought this was gonna be some couch reupholstering DIY until I got to the third pic and scrolled back up...I need to read titles.
Dalolfish
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2af49fb88ff857ae6a4bdcba6f44f9ef0ed20b1943728d20fa66f03f673d0532.jpg
Toastcrumbs777
Best way to hide from a dependapotamus.
tomyironmane
No, there's no hiding from those. They can smell your fear and desperation.
MrsMcLovin
They smell Tricare and BAH.
thundrlipz
and cola, depending on where you're stationed :P
MrsMcLovin
Okinawa here, the locals and friends visiting can smell single service members' cola from all over island!
thundrlipz
Guam here, my family and extended family are at the gates begging me to buy stuff on base for them.
Toastcrumbs777
I'm pretty sure they can also smell your benefits.
ProfessionalDane
Couch, couch, floor. I don't get it.
jrfloriduh
Meh...
sirbrus
Anyone ever wonder why the NAVY's auquaflage is blending with the water. I think if I fell over board I would like hunter orange.
ThisUserProfileWillSelfDestructIn321
If it weren't for the showin of skin and boots, I wouldn't have seen shit. +1
free0run
I like to pretend that I'm solid snake.
kerms
I like to pretend I am gas snake
LooseCannonSpock
Hhhrrr...Meryl!
HaulinOats
Snake?!?! Snaaaaaake!!!!
xRenascent
*gunshot*
cultureshockfutureshockfuckyourselfchokeyourself
"Kept ya waiting, huh?" "GOD DAMN IT STOP FUCKING AROUND THIS ISNT A VIDEO GAME"
AmiMaj
can never upvote this enough
ihatemymathlab
i do that too, but i just hide under cardboard boxes
TattooedWife
I FUCKING LOVE MGS! That is all.
Mostlytoasty
every time i have a cardboard box big enough... yep
ArniePye
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
Nandabun
Snake.
cboxchamp
Cardboard box all the way
metalgearsolidv
Drakhma
where is your cardboard box.
inbeingtoday
aren't snakes solid?
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Some are liquid.
ArsTorok
BROTHER!!!!!!!!!
isayfuckoff
Metal gear..
tubaaron
...it can't be...
DontLoseYourWay
It looks like some kind of... cave demon...
UncleB0b
"The game is f***ing called 'Metal Gear Solid'!" - DARPA Chief
HylianHero93
"Uhh yeah DARPA chief died of a heart attack, I dunno what happened. Whatever. Metal Gear. Meryl's hot."
UncleB0b
She's my niece!
xXRainboDashXx
I love you.
QuadrilateralEnix
I like to pretend that if I eat this mushroom, my batteries will recharge.
VaryingVolition
Solid Snake = Dildo. Childhood ruined http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/19590/muahahaha-o.gif
higgsinator
I do, but in the smelly suit from MGS3
HeistheZissou
I'm a snaaaake
twfeline
Why do you think they call him "snake?"
twfeline
That's the punchline to one of my favorite comic strips. I wish I could find it again.
Warranty
A snakey snaaayke.
lrodhubbard
!
CaptainPhil
Who's footprints are these?!
robronix
Huh? What was that noise?
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
Mostlytoasty
definitely just heard the sound effect :)
ChefG0ldblum
was my friends notification sound on his cell phone in high school. so good
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Is mine.
gd07291991
Did it scare the living shit outta you? Cause I swear mine still does.
TheIroquoisPliskin
METAL GEAR!?
DarthVoldemort
you had to mention snakes :`(
gruffgruff
you mean erect penis