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https://www.fox5dc.com/news/parrot-clams-up-after-it-was-detained-for-warning-owners-of-law-enforcement-presence-in-drug-raid
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers
PaperStSoapCompany
Polly Tight Lips
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
The cops'll never cracker
EdelwoodHikes
They didn't train no snitch!
JoshuaHarazin
The sentence structure of that title is bothering me. There's no predicate.
DedoLebeda
At least there is a predicate offence.
CarnivorousManatee
*Catches sight of own reflection in two-way mirror of the interrogation room*
porcubot
A sentence that was written but missed a few words and is incomplete.
DaffydeDick
Bird doesn't want to speak to Faux News. Smart bird.
tylercutebiker
Polly wanna lawyer....
nukesontheway
Can I recommend
tylercutebiker
lol. that's perfect.
ruferto
parrots are pretty smart
CitizenPrime
Ride or die
KiwiGameDev
TheDogEnd
If course, it's a parrot not a rat
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Jailbirb
skipweasel
It's no stool-pigeon.
Bristlecone42
Something something jailbird
copingcabana
MarioBoon
Ha CHA CHA CHAAA!
skipweasel
He's an old ex-con that's been away
myboylollipop
Now he's back, no one's safe!
woozle
snitches get stitches
iamlegendinjapan
When all he wants is the scritches
ifyouwanttickbuyaclock
Rats get bats
qwertdeep
The grass gets the ass, wait a minute…
GuyFromDeathValley
And talkers get walkers
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Why tf would they detain the parrot? What evidence could it possibly provide? Would they put it on the stand to testify?
goflyblind
johnny tightbeak
iBoulderDash
Don't forget about DL-6! *SQUAWK*
YouBeTrollin
BossVarriack
Lol pictured two detectives doing good cop bad cop on the bird
Theraininspaindrainsmainlydownthemainvein
Reminds me of
Fishkeeper
It's probably freaked out.
lddiaz
Polly will cut a bitch.
StrangePaegan
Not-singing on its crew mates.
MeisterKleister
DeliciousMeatCurtains
This has gotta be a parody….
AisforApple
moonsaves
That sentence makes no sense.
OhIfIMust
ThailandExpress