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SuspiciousCactus
I did the wooden spoon thing from last time this was up and it works.
TravelerOfBothTimeAndSpace
Brb microwaving a bowl of jello to see how long it takes to catch fire. Will update
Devante
You can't just 'make jello'; that shit needs to sit in the fridge overnight. Source: I made jello once over a decade ago.
millertimes
If you spray peppermint oil in every door frame of your house you're gonna end up with a fuckload of ants. And no spiders to eat them...
itsmemike
I wish there was a photo of removing that rubber band and paint flying everywhere
glitterapplesauce
I'm a bartender. I've never given anything for free to a DD. I don't think any establishment would..
Premed
Thank god I dont coner my head when sleeping,. otherwise Id be doing 9 out of 10 brain damaging things
ofthewoods
TIL February has 30 days.
Krocine
[Citation needed]
ZaphodBeeblebrox451
People are stupid.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Most of these are utter bullshit.. Apart from the laying a wooden spoon on the brim of a boiling pan.. That works really well...
soesyourface
OMG I'm gonna have so much brain damage
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
*Buys peppermint oil, peppermint candies, peppermint shampoo, etc.*
SonOfKazar
Don't do it. It doesn't work.
phatteh
Is mayonnaise a life hack?
McBook
How do I remove mayo stains?
GuitarMuscles
with water
WaitingForCoffee
But what happens on September 19th??
lurkymcderp
HOW MUCH LEMON JUICE AND WHERE IN GAY HELL AM I GONNA FIND WARM SALT...AT THIS HOUR...IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?!
LearnedCoward
Gay hell is probably the only place you'll find warm salt.
Sionas
When you use the word hack in this way, I get the feeling you have no idea what you are doing.
cockrockets
Some might actually be useful but i just find it hard to trust any source w/ so many spelling errors. Also think CITATION NEEDED every time
NuclearChimichangas
Call it hack one more fucking time.
TheBigCock
Microwave your spoon for thirty seconds before scooping your ice cream. The warm fire of the microwave will help the ice cream warm up.
doesnotgetsarcasm
You forgot the most important one: https://imgur.com/IITERRS
theytookrjobs
Good lord, I wasn't expecting something that funny.
therocksfannypack
Oh my gosh
fistermatic5000
Yay!
isitduckorduct
omg the mental image
Dalylah
I've seen this before and I'll see it again. It will ALWAYS be funny because of the mental image.
imjusttoowhite
Wafflestomp.
theloreofski
Those nuggets
ConductorOfTheStruggleTrain
Down the drain
OwlHiveMind
Can I get some fact sauce before these get posted 50+ times again?
wearetheruh
Is that why they're called strawberries? :O Dun-dun-dun!
ShenanigansEnsue
Put your money in a Chapstick tube, no one ever loses those.
NegentropyX
Also have a visible herpes sore. No one will steal that Chapstick.
Neephington
Robber tips #1: Check victims pocket for chapstick tubes, might be money in them.
YourNeighbourRon
Can we please stop with these life hacks
gnargnar99
Just skip it? Lol
sleepingpie
No, just stop posting
gnargnar99
Ya ok
tigriscantus
is the plane ticket price one legit?
cogs
Nope. Price is dictated by fare class. Which fare you get is based from the available fare classes at time of purchase.
skellyten
Yeah for real
twozerooz
It was 10 years ago
gotchasucka
Used to be, not anymore. Ticket prices fluctuate wildly all the time based on many factors. Generally, the earlier you buy the better.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Yes! Also clear your cache, etc, sometimes when you view flights multiple times the price raises. Ended up paying $1400 instead of $3000
twozerooz
No! That stopped being true 5-10 years ago
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Really? It lowered the price for me when I purchased international and domestic flights in the last 6 months. :P
twozerooz
Coincidence. Go try it now
mickytease
GetOffMyLawnYa
How are you getting pancake batter into that ketchup bottle cleanly?
twozerooz
Dry first, wet second
joeynew
And who has problems eating god damn strawberries?
friedcheykin
Funnel
GetOffMyLawnYa
Try it. Pancake batter has lumps. And the bottle they have pictured has an opening less than a quarter inch.
twozerooz
Dry ingredients first and mix it in the bottle you walnut
GetOffMyLawnYa
Get an egg in there clean, and show me pictures. It would be far more hassle than using a lipped bowl.
twozerooz
Funnel. I agree its not worth it though unless you make a lot of pancakes and premake a 1-2L bottle
Cypheri
If your batter has lumps that are that big, you aren't mixing it enough. Small lumps are fine, but there's no reason a funnel wouldn't work.
MrBananaBeak
Salted lemon juice is not going to make you lose weight. Are you fucking kidding me?
kannp
I've heard the same about warm water with half a lemon's juice and a tsp of honey, which sounds a lot more appealing. Doubt it works though!
Horstenbaum
If you put enough salt in them you might throw up resulting in weight loss! (please do not try this)
LearnedCoward
It sounds disgusting. Maybe that's the trick. If everything you eat and drink is disgusting, you'll lose weight because you'll never eat.
DeguInACage
I suppose if it's all you drink... But for real, just drink more water.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
They forgot magical Cayenne, troglodytes.
tangybreath
Oh, and don't forget, it has to be warm. I assume if its cold, it wont work
MrBananaBeak
Because science or some shit
PatadoX
Well, salt would lessen the sour of lemon, and lemon might make tepid water more palatable, and drinking warm water calms appetite..
tangybreath
... so basically all of that to drink warm water? Please
PatadoX
Pretty much. An overly complicated way of saying "Drink weak tea, it's good for digestion."
themoosewhisperer
Worked for me. But you'd have to be a simpleton to think that doing so was a miracle cure and not a catalyst leading to diet and activity.
MrBananaBeak
Then it was the diet and activity that actually "worked" as far as the science is concerned, to be honest.
twozerooz
Thats like saying drinking vinegar made me lose weight, while i was eating nothing but salads
twozerooz
Youd have to be a simpleton to think it was the vinegar and not the salads
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MrBananaBeak
I'm just saying support your claims with evidence before you expect people to believe them. Fuck me, right?
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twozerooz
Or just use basic knowledge of biology mixed with some logic....?
Krocine
Might lose some water weight due to increased sodium excretion, but honestly that's about it. The pseudoscience is strong
BurnsDream
have u tried it, wise guy?
MrBananaBeak
Don't have to try it to understand that there's no scientific evidence that it's remotely true.
BurnsDream
but... have you?
MrBananaBeak
Of course not. I also haven't tried shoving oregano up my ass to cure hemorrhoids.
BurnsDream
ive never done a tuck n roll while landing from skydiving without a parachute, you never kno til u try
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MrBananaBeak
Gunna need a much larger sample size, control measures, and a longer observation period. Oh, and peer review.
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MrBananaBeak
Yes, but it could lead to false conclusions without appropriate controls. Accounting for confirmation bias and fluke data points, etc.
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TravNel
I happen to know for a fact that some of these are completely false. I wish people would stop reposting them.
SiegwardOfCatarina
Honeys antimicrobial properties come from how viscous the liquid is. So as soon as you add it to the gelatin it's worthless.
Tastesicle
Honey has antimicrobial compounds in it. They're examining it for use in burns. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3609166/#b27
flamingflamingo
I don't fault care that OP reposted them. People can be individually very stupid. It's the amount of people who upvoted this shit.
IEatYourSombrero
Like the one about drinking green tea to lose fat around your belly. You can't achieve targeted weight loss, period.
Cereaza
Well! you can surgically. just not by eating acai berries and salted lemonade...
fistermatic5000
Thank you
trhawkins21
I love when imgur hints that we are all living like subhuman Neanderthals and shows us how to really live...
BegYourPardon
Let me guess, your house is still full of spiders and mice, except now you also can't get rid of the smell of peppermint oil
Kudoskid
I dunno why you'd want to rid your house of peppermint smell. Love that shit.
Bmwwallace
They might have been more convincing if not for the spelling mistakes
doubledoubleanimalstyle
I wonder about the cheap airplane ticket one... can anyone confirm or discredit that one?
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Photocopying exact holes is pretty lifehacking and less stressful tho
TravNel
yeah but all my outlet bars are too big for our little home copy machine.
TinyLiehon
Only if the holes are place symmetrically
CoomebackKidd
What?
TinyLiehon
Copy and flip the image, let's you drill holes in the mirror image. If the holes aren't symmetrical to one another, it won't work
CoomebackKidd
No man, think about it. Really think about it.
BringBackVanillaCoke
Wouldn't boiling water before freezing it just sterilize it? If anything there would be more solids in it after boiling.
dnebdal
It's supposedly about the dissolved gases, not the solids. I don't know if it's true, though.
Cereaza
What are you talking about? Cashew's cure leprosy!
LincolnSiixEcho
Yeah I'm still iffy about this one
ZachsAnomaiy
Those aren't even black heads, they're the normal state of your nose's sebum glands. But you will smell like pickles!
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
well... it shows the real deal... WHO THE FUCK CARES?
patakie
shatter3ddr3ams
I skipped to the comments. I thought you had made this and were making a joke about the post. Imagine my surprise when I scrolled up haha
JoePatCam
I mean, it's not wrong
PuppyDontCare
Why is it harmfull to sleep with the head covered? Is this true? I sleep like that with the nose stickyng out
naturalborncynic
Me too! Concerned now ...
LearnedCoward
It's harmful if you cover your head with a plastic bag, IME
CimmieDarque
Nose goblins.
CedricPabloIsMyBestFriend
I looked it up. As far as i can tell it's only harmful if you cover your whole head because it reduces your oxygen intake 1/2
CedricPabloIsMyBestFriend
While you're sleeping. So if you've got your nose sticking out you should be fine. I was worried because i wear beanies in bed 2/3
CedricPabloIsMyBestFriend
And this life hack is so vague i thought maybe i was hurting my brain by covering my head when its cold. These hacks are bullshit :)
PuppyDontCare
Thanks! got me worried for a moment!
StrangePoster
The strawberry one is pretty legit.
ksilverful
As long as you use plastic straws. For my sister's wedding I had to prepare strawberries, only had a paper straw, which get soggy fast.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
PAPER STRAW ? IS THAT A REAL THING ?
ksilverful
Mostly used by hipsters like my sisters, yeah.
TravNel
yup. Also, bamboo straws.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
YEAH BAMBOO I GET, WATER DOESNT DESTROY BAMBOO BUT IT DOES PAPER
lesbianyellowsourfruit
the next time someone mentions that water with lemon in the AM cures/prevents something I am going to lose my shit
bulpii
is lemon good for anything?
dnebdal
Lemon juice is quite acidic, which probably has some uses. Rust removal, maybe? (Though vinegar has less sugar, so easier to wash off...)
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
For water to taste better.
somethingnotyettaken
Helps prevent dehydration, but that's about it :p
jimmothy135
High dose vitamin C is a laxative so I guess if you ate 6 lemons you'd sort of lose weight by shitting yourself?
McBook
sleeping prevents sleep deprivation,
lesbianyellowsourfruit
...so does plain water
shrivelledjohnson
I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans.
nnugles
Chicken tendies
RevolutionOnHerLips
she-
CimmieDarque
... ˢʰᵉᶰᵃᶰᶦᵍᵃᶰˢ
Nabashin
http://www.a2review.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Super-Troopers1.png
kcgingerbeard
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
twozerooz
Shenanigans?
frater93
Shenanigans?