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Nov 26, 2018 11:44 PM
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Smacketywack
The throwing star shows she has a backup plan.
Sarcasticbombastic
AnythingMuchShorter
This is exactly the type of girl me and my friends in Milwaukee always had to talk Carl out of going home with.
ahhhaha
Oregon woman, giving Florida man a run for his money
youknowwhatiamsaying
It’s called shuriken you heathen
Bellooch
I'm in love.
starfooxxj101
Anybody know what her bail is asking for a friend
Sarcasticbombastic
chillFlamingo
Isn’t she allowed to have that gun? I mean she has a sheriff star and all.
prepareforassholecomment
Heh. At least someone else was thinking it +1
chaneoone3
Still hot
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
anthracithe
Derek!
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
SeamusMcFamous
The Portland walking kit? I got the weed one with the brass knuckles, knife, and .44 Magnum.
SeamusMcFamous
Y'all don't understand how much this cities progressive take on homeless invites criminals to thrive.
TygrF
Yall making SanFran look positively pristine.
Sarcasticbombastic
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-busted-with-meth-handgun-throwing-star
rebel1996
Comments are gold. The neck tattoo guy is a winner
FloridaLawyer
AtsaMattaForYou
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
Meth assassin
StrawberryJamJam
Is any of that aside from the meth illegal, though?
Sarcasticbombastic
Felons can't legally have guns without a Judge's order. https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-busted-with-meth-handgun-throwing-star
ImmaHacker
I don't see anything in there claiming she's a felon though?
Sarcasticbombastic
Click read more under the guys pictures.
Sarcasticbombastic
Test was charged with delivering meth, being a felon with a gun, being a felon with restricted weapons, and a warrant for parole violation.
ChristopherEvans1
Finally, anything to get the focus away from Florida. (I’m from Florida)
sparkitup1980
Currently an Oregonian and I'm guessing Douglas county
TheUnintelligibleBeastWithin
She'll meth you up
MaxDebutante
had to upvote this. my only one in weeks
Benny777
I just read that in Mike Tyson’s voice
d86dub
neallo
Suikodenstar
Now kith
JeremyPeevin
Didn't see the comma immediately and thought "wtf how's she got a meth handgun?"
breathing
Actually a water pistol filled with vinegar, but on meth its more than enough to take on a SWAT team. Don't ask me how I know...
UsernameUndeclared
drug guns, good idea!
McTricks
This looks like a barbie, complete with accesories
FieryWitherRose
Ninja barbie
dietderpsy
Barbiturate Barbie, now with deluxe throwing stars.
MidlandRedux
Definitely ex-girlfriend material.
NotTheAfricanAverage
New Siege operator looks dope
SirJohnathan
ROFLMAO!!! And like Ash, this one is not with the FBI, but, the Sheriff's office. :)
SuperVooper
My sides
drdildamesh
McSkeevely
Lol
Rodltwo
TheThirteenthDoctor
The hero we call Jayne!
Rodltwo
This must be what going mad feels like
Ceranoe
fuck me i think i know her! is there somewhere i can find this article?
PSUTerra
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-busted-with-meth-handgun-throwing-star
Slayer1am
I love this state, but we have large groups of very impoverished people that turn to substance abuse. Combined with lots of free space.....
Captaincuttlefish
Keep Portland weird? Ok maybe not this weird.
AndyYagami
Well, at least she has good taste in ammo. Federal is solid shit.
elucidatefurther
That's FMJ Fed aluminum dude. Good for practice but about the cheapest shit you can put it in your gun and terrible for carry
AndyYagami
I mean, she's on meth. I'm just surprised it isn't Freedom, LAX or some other reman shit.
captainsubtext
And one count of stealing my heart.
SuperVooper
With that knife, she literally could
Dildotron9000
She would no doubts
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RincewindTVD
Shit that's sad
boothinator
i don't know what i expected
Devolutionx23
Damn. She looks so young
flacoloco
oh dang, shits messed up
forofficialuseolny
Why is her hoodie on backwards?
kristorial
I thought I was the only one that noticed haha
combstranger
To tie it over her mouth in a ninja mask, clearly.
Sarcasticbombastic
Aloha is wet and rainy. She cares more about her makeup then her hair.
Lizaderp
I hate that I can confirm this.
Lizaderp
Put snacks in the hood and eat hands free
Killertomato84
took about 2lbs of makeup to hide those meth sores
HurricaneShade
They don't call it concealer for nothing
Dionysus187
if the WTC had that much foundation it wouldn't have fell
bthighlander
+1 but *fallen
uglyshirts
Still would.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
Works for me.
lvioivl
It’s her war paint.
xxxchocolatebearxxx
Sad part is she thinks it looks good
LadyArwen
I genuinely thought she was a video game animation at first. She looks more teen angst than meth head.
Elnauriel
Well, I happen to think she looks very striking. Her eye makeup is gorgeous.
billyjed
Found the methhead
TanGar
That comment.... With your username..... Bahahahaha
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
Yeah, if party clowns are your thing, get after it!
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
extralargehobo
It’s like a cross between Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad. 10/10 would smash
mukenwalla
Those are throwing star wounds from hours of intesive practice.
goosebusters
I'd shove 50 dollars up her ass and demand exact change, if you know that I mean.
TygrF
You'd lose your wristwatch in the process.
juijksilver1991
I don’t. Lol
WrongDonkey
Didn't really work.
SadToSay
Maybe it's methamphetamine
SherMattLockSmith
Yea, the meth sores are what he was trying to hide....
TairaMai
With that much concealer she could look like Danny Devito for all we know...
theTrafficConeDisturbance
Would still smash, imagine that gum job
TheCircleLurker
tortillaboy
The1stBellicose
OminousBanjo
PuckeringButthole2
CidColetti
Right, nothing hotter than the idea of a festering abscess busting open on your dick.
hwbobb55
You mean lubricant
PraiseTitties
Im still good. As long as I dont catch anything it's just extra lubrication
AlkeneThiol
Natural lubricant
garybear
Thank you! This guy gets it.
SteveZesu
BrokeMyOath
Why did you have to go and do that
CidColetti
I like to ruin things apparently.
vezlys
This is where I slit my wrists.. I kid, I'm a sick fuck with an imagination.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
ImSorryFriend
https://imgur.com/Lk3b6aj
SlaaneshiRightsFront
DoesItThough
Or searching for a jolly rancher?
glassweaver
arch4ngel
Okay I'll bite. What's the story?
DoesItThough
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4
Tsarski
I'm upvoting. I ain't happy, but i'm upvoting.
TheClayKnight
Jarilye
For all we can tell, she could be an elderly black man.