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Apr 16, 2021 4:52 PM
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owlowl
always the dynamite and eyeball
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AlexJones333
"Dude... do I get like a pak choi or something with that?"
gaggingforit
Heheh
artyrivers9
This explains a lot... I usually get it go, I'll shit my pans if I don't..
LucidPariah
HateClub
Brundle Seth
ZebraThree
beartato
Oh, I thought it was also a racist joke too to say that Chinese food is shit.
CaptainoftheCharles
Thank you, I never would have figured this out +1
Spacebandit
ComoSeIguana
Chet!
SithShodan
Poopoo platter
eratosthenesearth
I got food poisoning from a Chinese cafeteria style place. I anonymously called the health dept. Found them closed up two days afterwards. >
eratosthenesearth
The food was bad anyways. I suspect I wasn't the first instance.
jolem53
Crever.
meatmanbrutananadilewski
TeaMan101
Well, shit.
Imtheguynextdoor
Well.....shit!
LargePoutine
Kliban did it better IMO
BellsTheorem
MaryPupSkins
Anything else would be uncivilized.
q2grapple
Hapsnap
LNI?
finalwolf
3: eyeball, bird, & dynamite
jkwgn
Poo-Poo platter, coming up
3Davideo
Or as they say in Spanish, "el pupitre".
Freak0zoid
3Davideo
"This tastes like a painting by Colin Mochrie!"
Psionickitten
If your ass was a chinese restaurant?
bigrubberjohnny
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
ClemClone
Ok that’s funny
turbovespa
my friend doesnt get it. can anyone explain?
Nerfgunner
Flies simultaneously vomit and poop when they bite ya. And they eat poop. You are poop man
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
Poop joke.
emjay9010
In child toilet training, "Do you want to do a No.1 or a No. 2?" A number one is a pee, the number two is a poo.
emjay9010
Oh yeah, and flies like poo!
CeruleanK
An idiom in English-speaking countries for children's bathroom needs refers to urination as "number 1" and defecation as "number 2".
CeruleanK
Chinese restaurants are especially known for numbering all the items on their menus to ameliorate difficulties in communication.
CeruleanK
Flies eat shit.