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Apparently Mia Khalifa will need to get surgery after a rogue hockey puck ruptured one of her breast implants.
Sauce: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.maxim.com/.amp/sports/mia-khalifa-needs-breast-surgery-2018-7
RIxspacexCK
She could have the surgeon insert the puck and it would be a conversation piece. “I took a puck for him” WTP
Hereliesmyexaccount
Puck? You mean Fuck amiright?
JerkFace4U
Not the first slap shot she’s ever gotten...
shamrock86
Figures...she’s used to taking balls to the body but not a puck
Peanutbunny
Not the first time she's took one from the team.
ScottKB24
She got tiddy pucked
teslathemaxpuppy
I feel like that would of hurt way too much to want a picture
Varosayth
Here I was certain that she could take a high-velocity pucking.
Iamnotacreativeman
I'd be very disappointed if she didn't incorporate "Puck me" in any of her conversation while she's there.
IllBeNicerIfYoullBeSmarter
I assumed she was used to getting pucked.
Wuz314159
I'm going to start calling those "Rondelles" instead of Pucks from now on.
SciencemasterofGinaz
It's July. Hockey isn't happening right now.
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Boobsbuttsandstuff
We still talking about the puck?
Locke108
You talking about her bobs right?
Wuz314159
Who doesn't love bobs?