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GhostOfDolomite
Ahhhhh fuck. I know that's kinda the reason we did it in the first place, but the more I think about it the less it sounds like a good thing
jsmith0277
As somebody who is a high risk person. Thank you.
imredheaded
As somebody that REALLY wants to leave the house and maybe even try dating finally... thanks.
Iridescent09
I saw someone sampling grapes at the store today and licking their fingers between every bag.... I'm so effing done with people...
AndrewLeblanc12
My nan works at a nursing home so we have to be triple careful of where we go so not to get her sick and then the patients sick.
vladimirstudmuffin
DrFab
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Nigbad1984
I’m damned annoyed that I can’t hang with my best friend, but we’re both high risk, I’d rather miss her company for a while than lose her +
Nigbad1984
Please whoever you are, and whatever your beliefs wear a mask. Thank you
SacrificialClam
Okay but what if the person I saved ends up being a baby strangler?
FunkyTheFox
I prefer a Thanos snap method
Splosions
Parents went to Florida, thought it was a funny social experiment when 30 people sat in a room without masks because it isn't mandatory
Splosions
Oh look, they didn't require them so no one wore them.NO FUCKING SHIT. Dumbasses wont lift a finger to save anyone else.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
1/2 My friend says we have a duty to the economy and loss of business and jobs will have a worse effect long term. I disagree with him and
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
2/2 think staying in is more important but I'm very privileged, have a protected job so I don't have to worry . Wondering what you think.
trippingthelightfantastic
LarvaLamp
Volunteers- such a great movie!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I haven't seen it since I was a kid! Doesn't seem to be streaming anywhere.
PieForme
I don't have to wear a bra at home....so I'm good....oh..and I have my family at home too
perpetuallyhavinganexistentialcrisis
"stepbrother... can you help me put on my bra?"
ImgursLibertarian
STEPBROTHER I'm stuck in the dryer again
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
How nice for your dad
VictusVonGuyver
My mom got Covid. My brother and I are now in quarantine in hopes that no one else's parents are put at risk.
garamasike
Thanks for doing the right thing. I hope your mom recovers soon, and you & your brother stay healthy.
VictusVonGuyver
Thank you. You and our fellow imgurians stay safe out there too.
aycaramba
Exactly!!! I feel sometimes that I am exaggerating...my two brothers and respective families are doing gatherings to celebrate /1
aycaramba
/2 birthdays and more , and here I am , confined in my house. Many friends as well are doing their "normal" life....
Toxicempanada
Ive been slowly losing my mind and getting depressed over the last 7 months so this is nice to hear
PrinceofProcrastination
I myself am in a tough spot. My family is going to visit my grandmother this Thanksgiving. Under the circumstances, I'd say no one should /1
PrinceofProcrastination
go. However, she has COPD, and it's not looking like she has much longer left... she's now on oxygen. Her last wish is for us to be... 2/
PrinceofProcrastination
together this Thanksgiving (we all live far apart). I can't say no to what could be her dying wish and the last chance I have to see her.3/3
Zoozoozo
Wear a mask around others. Get tested beforehand. You shouldn’t miss the important moments but be as safe as possible.
OnePieceRoboFranky
She has some GOOD cosplay and a few lewds if your into that kinda thing.
Sturdycrotch
I was not prepared for what I saw. Sweet baby Jesus
OnePieceRoboFranky
Uhh huhh ?
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OnePieceRoboFranky
Yes
transientmind
Well that was a welcome surprise.
pornjoke
Fully nude, actually. She is not into science
Dalebert07
If you want to see more of Ms. Beaulieu: https://www.picuki.com/tag/daniellebeaulieu
sabastiousist
damn thanks dude !!
EorlundGreymane
Um, fucking WOW
Shmeadicus
Honestly it could have just been 2 months if everyone just got their heads out of their asses.
TheMadOnion
But muh beach!
drunkhistorian
That's what I thought too. Eight months later and I have to finish my dissertation with no library and no archives.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Dont look to Sweden for how to handle Corona. We have less masks and social distancing than the US
ShadowZX
Some people have it so far up that they can see their brain spewing bullshit
onesickpuppy3000
This is why we can't have nice things.
luc2000
This is what upsets me the most.
fiberoverdose
Had they literally put their heads in their asses it would have been better than what they chose to do.
Jarjarthejedi
"Why didn't the lockdown work huh!?" screams the idiots who are the reason the lockdown didn't work. *sigh*
Jarjarthejedi
"If masks are so great why is COVID still around!?" they ask while refusing to wear a mask or distance at all. :/
amunday2013
Imagine of the Orange One had said “masks/distance/isolations until we know more”. Coulda been done with this shit.
MonicaLuciLove
Good point. This one action could’ve changed the whole trajectory of casualties for the better.
ronlybonly
Like literally a single sentence. Maybe repeated a few dozen times because of the density of the population.
shaftofbread
Australian here, we pretty much ARE done with it already. 30 new cases in the past 24 hours, 905 deaths IN TOTAL, & our lockdowns are >
amunday2013
Yyyyyeah. We were already contemplating emigrating to Australia or NZ. Now we won’t it more, but it’ll be even MORE difficult.
shaftofbread
lifted or lifting in every state. It's mind blowing that the US, UK & Europe are barely getting started with covid.
butteredlemonpoundcake
I'm so enraged about the people who haven't done anything to protect our communities. I'm in WI taking care of my Ma...so many anti-maskers!
MrStealUrMeme
Yeah, I lived in Wisconsin and moved back to my rural home town to help take care of my dad when he got sick. The small town Trumpsters suck
isbobsagetgod
Our local schools keep going back and forth between in person and virtual... yet they keep playing full contact sports. Absolute imbeciles.
coffeebaby
Same here in MI. Cases are spiking. Nobody wants to wear masks.
Alpine262
Urban dictionary calls them rat lickers. So do I.
kickassasskicker
It's fing rediculous how many morons up here think it's a hoax and have a huge need to drink in a bar with lots of other people.
NinjaPoopy
Even if we had the best president, I feel like these 30% of people will always fuck shit up for the rest of us. They just don't listen.
Valkyr1987
I haven't seen my grandma since February, I might have to go see her sometime soon because the rest of our family isn't social distancing
Valkyr1987
and she's basically accepted that she is going to get it eventually and she's the only one of my extended family I respect
Ark161
Call them why they are... plague rats
brian6218brown
Same stupidity in Manitoba Canada
Covidnineteen
I love anti maskers
jskskj8888
South Dakota here. We are a hot spot now, and our Governor is out campaigning for Trump.
ASE7ENK
Taking care of my disabled mother in FLA , just tested positive despite taking every precaution. People just suck.
HighSorcerer
I'm -also- in WI taking care of my ma and it frustrates me to no end.
kelleykakes
A couple of churches sued here in CO so they could gather unmasked in big groups. They won. So we're about to be hosed.
TheRealGritty
We have the Tavern League, and they got our mandate struck down for a few days.
breathofthewildside
They did? We still have to wear masks at our church, and we can't gather in groups at any point in the building
chrisjohnson76
Just one word: peppersprayinthemouthandnose
breathofthewildside
Makes talking to my fam in WI really difficult bc I just can't handle how they get about this virus that's "less dangerous than the flu"
forgetthisnoise
NORTH DAKOTA AND 95%OF THE PEOPLE THERE CAN KISS THE FATTEST PART OF MY ASS. 20 FUCKING ICU BEDS LEFT IN THE ENTIRE STATE AND STILL THEY 1
forgetthisnoise
WON'T PUT ON MASKS. "PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY "HAS FAILED NOW MANDATE SOME SHIT AND GIVE FINES TO VIOLATORS
iwhannafly
It worked here in Red shifting Blue in AZ
TheRealGritty
It's bullshit! My gov here in WI has a mandate and it was immediately struck down by a judge. They are trying to recall him as well.
TheRealGritty
They keep permitting trump and his cult to organize gatherings, meanwhile we had a record of new cases and field hospitals are being set up
AnathemaNoreh
I agree with you completely, but I also believe that the necessary changes will never happen because the loudest assholes are the most /
AnathemaNoreh
Stubborn, and laws will take too long to catch up. I'm so angry and tired all the time
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Wetceleryandaflyinghelmet
Underrated comment right here! Had to sign in just to upvote, that was horribly on the nose.
QT3pt141592653
I live in Milwaukee. It's been *checks calendar* 222 days since March 13th and I can count on my fingers/toes how many times I've left home
QT3pt141592653
But no one around me is taking it seriously. I have MS, so I can't risk it.
rabbitron
Whatup, I'm in Madison! I almost never leave my house, and when I do I'm >always< in a mask.
eddiefuckyoueddie
Shout out to State Street Brats
Areawoman84
Madisonian here too. I have to work on site. Sucks
rabbitron
love your "Area Woman" handle, hope you got the mug from The Onion to match!
Areawoman84
I had a magnet for years. Miss getting the paper version on the way to lectures in college
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JanMichaelVincent16
I don’t know, Indiana is a promising contender for the title.
Thorinori
Montana too :/
merbaby
You've never been to the UP.
dillpicklez
I've been to up ive even been to down
allthegoodnamesweretakensoipickedthisone
If you thought the rest of WI was bad... it just goes north from there
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
Ah, the deep south of the north
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
The UP is taking Covid WAY more seriously than here in the Fox Valley, so there's that at least