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Dec 22, 2018 10:43 PM
Little1Red
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bl0ke
Coworker had nudes of his wife on laptop and accidentally opened them. Closed ‘em quick but not quick enough!
jlynna11
Yes, too often to count how many times. It just makes me feel better knowing they their humiliation level will be a little lower.
BackslashMforwardslash
(Very loudly) "Aren't you glad nobody saw that? It would have been really embarrassing if anyone saw that!"
ArkoneAxon
nope. I usually point it out and say there, you dropped them... they say "what?" and i say "your cool points..."
somadaze
Are you even human if you don’t do this?
DBSOempathy
Was on a date and she bent over and her nipple popped out. Didn’t say anything as she adjusted it.
abacab87
pics or it didn't happen.
kahaedra
No, quite the opposite. If someone trips a little and thinks they are In the clear, I will assure them that I saw.
CuteLittleKittenHugz
My boss ripped a nasty one about 10 min into a 2.5 hour drive. It was difficult, but I made no mention of the shart he gifted me.
Senishal
Oh all the time.
exponant
Farts.
Imperviousmelodrama
Second hand embarrassment is painful...
terryteaches9000
I was a teacher for 20 years, you betcha!
ChelsTehHazelnut
Stories?
abacab87
make a post, people love to hear cringy stories of what students do.
Dudeitsausername
No, I like them feeling embarrassed. Gets me hard
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
I say, "Nobody saw that." They still feel embarrassed, but now we're both laughing.
count399
And then there's my friends, see a sexy anime pic from a imgur dump and call me out for looking at hentai
Aeden
Yes lmao
birthdaybaboon
見てない見てない
Trustmeimaprofessional
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this post
stewpedasole
lmao*
CluelessTennisball
What post
sponlapp
CheshiresShadow
Bruh I pretend I don't hear people so I can avoid social interactions
ustbota
boi
kaboosh5353
Headphones always in, even if theres no music playing.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Holy SHIT how could there possibly 20 something virgins??? It's a MYSTERY!!!
kaboosh5353
Just cause I dont like to talk, doesnt mean I dont know how lol I have a girlfriend of 4 years. It just take a lot of energy and im lazy.
CeoHuntingSeason
20 something?? That's some rookie numbers
F0rger
No, I make eye contact with the person and give them the look that says "I caught you but this will be our little secret."
dimmadamaged
One time I sneeze-peed on my husbands foot in the middle of a grocery store. He never said a word. #unsunghero
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
All the time, except it's usually just me pretending I didn't see what dumb shit I just did.
PhiIIipJFry
That's your mistake, the best way to get out of some dumb shit you just did is to own it and laugh at yourself.
ItsBuckarooBanzai
Ditto
Desertwanderer
I do this all the time, only, I do it regarding everything. Doesn't matter what you're talking about or doing - IDGAF I'll mind my own bsns
Desertwanderer
Instead of gawking or eavesdropping like some (most) people
Nood1e
As far as I'm concerned, my wife has never farted. And add far as she's concerned, neither have I.
KayCeeKay
What?! How long have you been married? My husband can compete with a damn foghorn.
dipidy
What no way.
GrumpyGrumbo
How are you married if you're not even comfortable enough to be open about normal bodily functions?
isyourTVrunning
Other Person:"Thank God nobody saw that" Me:"Saw what?"
brickius
Pfffffft I did IT support....
928494938483929
Cashier at CVS very audibly farted and she was clearly embarased. I pretended to not notice a thing. Cant say the same for others.
boywonderscore
Accidental spit while talking....we all know it happened. We're just not going to discuss it.
The3rdSC
I had a manager loogie on my glasses on my first day. Didn't acknowledge it, just kept listening until he noticed what he did
Canteu
I accidentally talk-spat on a colleagues monitor yesterday. I left then came back and wiped it off. Neither of us said a word about it.
CrocAMileInMyShoes
One time I was eating pancakes at IHOP with a friend and a girl I liked. I laughed so hard at a joke THAT I MADE that I shot pancake out of
CrocAMileInMyShoes
My nose. I never get embarrassed, but that was the worst. I still thought that was funny as hell though.
BenderBenderBender
The worst is if it gets on you. Like, what is the appropriate amount of time to wait before you wipe it off but continue casually ignoring
FrozenFoodGuy
I just wipe it and say “whoops” and continue my conversation as normal... i don’t think it’s much of a big deal. It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OnlyMathua
I had just gotten my suitcases from the baggage claim and went to go get some break fast. I pulled out the sprite I bought before the 1/?
OnlyMathua
Plane trip. I got my bacon-butty and opened my sprite. It literally sprayed all over me. One man saw me. We made eye contact. He didn’t 2/?
OnlyMathua
Say anything. But then I laughed so hard the guy joined in. There are random people who will do this for you. If that man sees this: Hi :D
PotatoThunder
All the time. I also don't correct people usually unless they're being an asshole.
GrumpyGrumbo
Teach me, I have such a harddddd time biting my tongue sometimes.