Pine cones. Those really big ones. And lots of them. And inserted sideways.

Oct 28, 2020 2:41 AM

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And if you care to take a pass, I'll stick this shoe right up your a$$

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Good luck with their heads already up there.

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Sandpaper lube

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And lastly a cream of Ghost Pepper capsaicin, rubbed over the wounds to set them a blazin'.

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