No, I don't think so, Tim.

Dec 13, 2022 8:43 PM

Bad Ganji! No biting! Give me back my fingers Ganji!

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Bare feet... in mud... what could go wrong..? ???

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Down boy!

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What int the world...can someone explain if the alligator is somewhat tame or if the guy is just using timing

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you only need to ever make one mistake

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What in the fucking Florida is this

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Probably gatorland

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and if you look closely you can see it has no teeth............

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We all thought Tim was an excellent zoo keeper, right up until the gator ate him.

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Gator thought he was excellent, too.

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The internet has taught me that those who strike animals to provoke a response usually ends up on the losing side.

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To. Hell. With. That.

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Just a blind man trying to get his dog out of the pond.

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No amount of money is worth doing this. And that's from a Floridian. Remember, they just stuff you under a log for later.

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Until someone tells me, directly, otherwise, Nuclear Armageddon actually happened. My history should speak for itself.

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Overconfidence is a flimsy shield.

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Thanks Zenyatta!

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I'm guessing the keeper, since that looks like a bucket of meat.

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Today's meager helping of bucket of meat, or full grown human? Hrmmm.

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Isn't that sweet. The alligator wants to play a little game with Tim.

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Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner

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Eat the FOOD!

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Who rolls first, tim or the gator?

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Gator Uses: Death Roll. Supper Effective!

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Oh shit, it's Bus Face!

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soon.

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zuul

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some might even say too

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When I see clips like this I realise that most people are way way less scared of their own growing complacency in a job than I am

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So, hat wins vs jaws?

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Stone, hand, scissors, lizzard, hat

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Boop > all

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I think he hit him on the mouth to trigger the closing reaction so that the gator couldn't snap him. Source: Watched Swamp People a lot

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Well, if the hat fails, his shoeless feet should distract the gator while the rest of the man “escapes”.

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The perfect specimen of “a man”: humble, helpful, kind, forgiving, great teacher, works with his hands but doesn’t judge you if you don’t.

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I don't think so, Tim.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, Tim.

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Who made his eyes so ... dreamy?

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

His parents.

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Evolution

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Must be the jeans making those blue eyes sparkle ;-}

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Being barefoot seems like not a great idea?

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I'm wondering if this is one of the guys from Gator Boys. He never wears shoes.

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It's so the alligator doesn't choke on his shoes when it rips his foot off and swallows it.

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That's very considerate of him.

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This is how people die

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It's actually very unlikely to die from an alligator attack since they tend to just rip off an arm or leg then let you go.

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"Let you go" except your arm doesn't come off like in Anchorman it's after a fun little ride called the "Death Roll™️"

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i feel like you can die from that

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You'll need a trip to the hospital in the wee-woo wagon, but it's perfectly survivable.

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The debt won't be

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Can confirm

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