Jul 12, 2019 1:37 AM
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#coastguard
becever
Why didn’t the submarine just submerged ?
Leinkugel
4DigitIQ
They didn't see him coming cause he was in camo
MastersonWalter
I sail on the Hudson River in NYC. When they roll up on me the entire convo takes place w/a guy manning a gun turret.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
Sauce got buried - here it is again. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzxd440Be3l
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Fuck that was loud, fair warning to anyone.
talomox14
Don't they know if they build a wall it would stop this? Dumb foreigners.
SteffeAndersson
"knock knock open up the door is real"
Cuntard
semper paratus
muggybonehead
Got very confused as Coast Guards here in UK are search and rescue only. This guy did not want to be rescued.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
that's the main operation for CG in america, in the atlantic they also run heavy drug interdiction and help keep arctic lanes cleared of ice
FormerlySable
The USCG keeps an eye out for human trafficking, too.
DaveDaWanderer
My brother was in that coastguard cutter charging that sub down. They seized a shit ton of cocaine.
my bud from basic is on the craft that approached near the end of the gif, wouldn't shut up bout bein on the news
My bro wouldn't be on camera. He mans the big gun on the cutters. My dad had one of the shells sitting in his living room. That thing is big
TobySomething
*Freeze frame on guy opening hatch* *record scratch* You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
Yoosunofabich
I cant believe he opened the hatch!
SlightlyStoopidBear
The coastie did knock, he was being polite and just answering the door.
OrangeFlavours
Seems like it's not a fully submersable sub, it's one that skims the water with it's top, has to stay above surface.
elliroy
It’s not a real sub, it’s a keelboat that’s been cut off at the waterline and resealed. It’s hard to detect, and can carry a lot.
Aaronbobaron
Coast Gaurd does not play, and if they arnt able to board or get them to yield, they WILL starting unloading with the 50 cal
kadaeux
Honestly. Those things (regardless of country) you catch em, riddle the crew with bullets, fire the boat.
PaulMaguire
Always going to lose lol
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Aren't you supposed to scuttle it if you're getting caught?
SprinklesMckitten
No one hires a smuggler that drops his load at the first sign of an imperial cruiser
thecontractor
You cut off about 25 “¡alto su barco!”s. And several frustrated “ugh!”s. It was hilarious.
Imgur wouldn’t let me upload any more :(
drakionx
This is why I dont talk shit about the coast guard.
ifounditunderthere
I'm sure it's just a recreational vehicle...
BigglesMcSqueez
Well, the drugs probably are anyways, lol.
Natdiamond
Most people don't know you have to be at least 6 feet tall to join the Coast Guard. That way if your boat sinks, you can walk back to shore.
no1ofconsequencedied
That's a common misconception. I'm 5'8", and they let me in. I'm not allowed on the cutters, though. Stuck on land in a radio room.
That was an old joke My Navy friend said about the coast guard. He also said Marine stood for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
Yeah, it's a common one. I hear it a lot. I was trying to play along with it.
nel2420
Did he know they weren't going to put up a fight? He could have been shot right there.
TooFunkToDrunction
Not really worth it for them to put up a fight, they might get that one guy but then the coast guard would turn that sub into Swiss cheese
deidyomega
Yeah, not even the drug cartels are stupid enough to shoot at the Coast Guard in open waters.
Eunoterp
American badasses..
MyFirstTwoChoicesWereTaken
Man, he really wanted that cocaine.
slackboy722000
Won't need to do this once they build that wall, right?
VikingTemplar
puddinhead2U
It stops before he throws the grenade in
Owlberightback
He never does. You're an asshole for getting my hopes up
EccentricNimoy
To YouTube!
levzin
Ah, dammit! It's just the same thing, no grenade!
nzscoria
The area they have to patrol is massive .. that’s just the one they caught.. ?
Hoparistic
Hunt for the meth October
PlbMak
Thanks very much!
cheeseplate1971
This comment deserves more love.
No you deserve more love!!!
jeeeps
I would watch. Need a Russian with a Scottish accent though. Would made sense however bc all the meth shenanigans
Sean cocainery
CaptainMarkoRamius
These rabble-rousers making a mockery of my ship...
LewdSomnambulist
Cocaine tide? Eh, that's a stretch
No I man it's funny
This... this.... made me lose it
Glad to make your day :)
gynonurseifixyourladybits
This is it, peeps. You're not going to get any better than this.
Thank you very much!
YOU did it. I just upvoted it.
Exactly, a comment is just words without people to understand and appreciate it
jonestown
seriously, what's going on here
Bug1313
.
Yamusa
Amazon prime delivery.
Beardedagentman
Coast Guard interdicting drug "sub"
Drug runners take keelboats, cut them at the waterline and seal the top. It’s a janky feaux submarine that’s hard to detect.
Nice explanation. Succinct, helpful, interesting. Thanks
ConfusedChemist
They found 16,000 pounds of cocaine on there. Original post from USCG https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzxd440Be3l/?igshid=1eyatd7kidsvs
Orion1248
Sad ?
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Why go to all that effort when our senators are smuggling it for us?
Akaromi
Watching the whole video is amazing.
They did good work.
BalthazarIsAThirstyBeech
Das Coke
gold comment
MyEssenceHasNoLabel
Und... und meth?
disinformatique
Achtung....baby !!
ihavethelowground
What is he saying
PawelSlok
I found you Marco
woobboomooboo
Uber eats
OBM1
Alto su barco - stop your boat
Obnoxious
Oi MATE, THAT'S NOT DRUGS NOW INNIT ?? YOU GOT A LOICENSE ??
armaxx
Ungo gobungo
FallNation
"Don't leave me this way yeah," while singing
Cleverusername246
Alto su Barco which is shitty Spanish for stop your boat
randomtreebeard
I'm doctor zhivago!
Howbowdaht
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?
wowbaggerthethird
*Poseidon
MomKevinjustfelloutofthecar
v
mkul1234
Stop the boat! In terrible Spanish.
Probably why they didn't stop
Foxhack
"Alto tu barco". Haha.
fedoraeuphoria
“Look, I washed for supper”
InvalidUserCreator
koops
“Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel”
ebap
“Don’t throw the grenade in”
linguinepescatore
?noredirect
helloquepasa
What
hailtheV
Archo choo barcho
findingjewels
I read this put loud 3 times laughing harder each time
jtthemediocre
"Did you guys order a pizza?"
BriefausdemGeist
It sounds like either “open your ship” or “stop your ship”
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
en Español
* en español
bigdog838
donde esta el aeropoerto :))
NapoleonDynOmite
Donde esta el zapateria?
BigFather
Como esta la leche
mui bueno. rico
pennetteAlfredoIsNotAnItalianDish
Sounds like "alto tu barco". i guess he meant (in a very bad spanish) "stop your ship".
badgerthewitness
“Your boat is too tall!”
Its not bad spanish, just colloquial. https://www.spanishdict.com/answers/188285/a-question-about-the-word-of-the-day-and-stop-signs
eavvve
But its not a boat ....
It's a yacht
Thunda792
It actually is a boat. They're low-profile surface vessels, they can't actually submerge. Fully submersible narco-subs are pretty rare.
SnakuPlisskin
Thank you. I was like, "Did they just board a submarine?!"
BigBadBillyBoy
I’m sure the meaning is clear enough.
MajesticGiant
Im pretty sure someone trying to stop a smuggler is not going to be worrying about the linguistics of ship/sub
halfAMAZlNG
It is a boat...
JThelen
Submarines are boats.
MrShadewing
Fairly sure subs are generally referred to as a boat. One of the senior crew positions on US subs is Chief Of the Boat (COB).
Imprefect22
Used to be the Helmsman (driver) of a US Sub, can confirm: was a boat.
AnAccountToPostThis
These "submarines" are just heavily modified boats with a snorkel (the u-bend pipe on top) drug runners cant afford real subs.
becever
Why didn’t the submarine just submerged ?
Leinkugel
4DigitIQ
They didn't see him coming cause he was in camo
MastersonWalter
I sail on the Hudson River in NYC. When they roll up on me the entire convo takes place w/a guy manning a gun turret.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
Sauce got buried - here it is again. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzxd440Be3l
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Fuck that was loud, fair warning to anyone.
talomox14
Don't they know if they build a wall it would stop this? Dumb foreigners.
SteffeAndersson
"knock knock open up the door is real"
Cuntard
semper paratus
muggybonehead
Got very confused as Coast Guards here in UK are search and rescue only. This guy did not want to be rescued.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
that's the main operation for CG in america, in the atlantic they also run heavy drug interdiction and help keep arctic lanes cleared of ice
FormerlySable
The USCG keeps an eye out for human trafficking, too.
DaveDaWanderer
My brother was in that coastguard cutter charging that sub down. They seized a shit ton of cocaine.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
my bud from basic is on the craft that approached near the end of the gif, wouldn't shut up bout bein on the news
DaveDaWanderer
My bro wouldn't be on camera. He mans the big gun on the cutters. My dad had one of the shells sitting in his living room. That thing is big
TobySomething
*Freeze frame on guy opening hatch* *record scratch* You're probably wondering how I got into this situation
Yoosunofabich
I cant believe he opened the hatch!
SlightlyStoopidBear
The coastie did knock, he was being polite and just answering the door.
OrangeFlavours
Seems like it's not a fully submersable sub, it's one that skims the water with it's top, has to stay above surface.
elliroy
It’s not a real sub, it’s a keelboat that’s been cut off at the waterline and resealed. It’s hard to detect, and can carry a lot.
Aaronbobaron
Coast Gaurd does not play, and if they arnt able to board or get them to yield, they WILL starting unloading with the 50 cal
kadaeux
Honestly. Those things (regardless of country) you catch em, riddle the crew with bullets, fire the boat.
PaulMaguire
Always going to lose lol
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Aren't you supposed to scuttle it if you're getting caught?
SprinklesMckitten
No one hires a smuggler that drops his load at the first sign of an imperial cruiser
thecontractor
You cut off about 25 “¡alto su barco!”s. And several frustrated “ugh!”s. It was hilarious.
photolens
Imgur wouldn’t let me upload any more :(
drakionx
This is why I dont talk shit about the coast guard.
ifounditunderthere
I'm sure it's just a recreational vehicle...
BigglesMcSqueez
Well, the drugs probably are anyways, lol.
Natdiamond
Most people don't know you have to be at least 6 feet tall to join the Coast Guard. That way if your boat sinks, you can walk back to shore.
no1ofconsequencedied
That's a common misconception. I'm 5'8", and they let me in. I'm not allowed on the cutters, though. Stuck on land in a radio room.
Natdiamond
That was an old joke My Navy friend said about the coast guard. He also said Marine stood for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
no1ofconsequencedied
Yeah, it's a common one. I hear it a lot. I was trying to play along with it.
nel2420
Did he know they weren't going to put up a fight? He could have been shot right there.
TooFunkToDrunction
Not really worth it for them to put up a fight, they might get that one guy but then the coast guard would turn that sub into Swiss cheese
deidyomega
Yeah, not even the drug cartels are stupid enough to shoot at the Coast Guard in open waters.
Eunoterp
American badasses..
MyFirstTwoChoicesWereTaken
Man, he really wanted that cocaine.
slackboy722000
Won't need to do this once they build that wall, right?
VikingTemplar
puddinhead2U
It stops before he throws the grenade in
Owlberightback
He never does. You're an asshole for getting my hopes up
EccentricNimoy
To YouTube!
levzin
EccentricNimoy
Ah, dammit! It's just the same thing, no grenade!
nzscoria
The area they have to patrol is massive .. that’s just the one they caught.. ?
Hoparistic
Hunt for the meth October
PlbMak
Hoparistic
Thanks very much!
cheeseplate1971
This comment deserves more love.
Hoparistic
No you deserve more love!!!
jeeeps
I would watch. Need a Russian with a Scottish accent though. Would made sense however bc all the meth shenanigans
Hoparistic
Sean cocainery
CaptainMarkoRamius
These rabble-rousers making a mockery of my ship...
Hoparistic
LewdSomnambulist
Cocaine tide? Eh, that's a stretch
Hoparistic
No I man it's funny
photolens
This... this.... made me lose it
Hoparistic
Glad to make your day :)
gynonurseifixyourladybits
This is it, peeps. You're not going to get any better than this.
Hoparistic
Thank you very much!
gynonurseifixyourladybits
YOU did it. I just upvoted it.
Hoparistic
Exactly, a comment is just words without people to understand and appreciate it
jonestown
seriously, what's going on here
Bug1313
.
Yamusa
Amazon prime delivery.
Beardedagentman
Coast Guard interdicting drug "sub"
elliroy
Drug runners take keelboats, cut them at the waterline and seal the top. It’s a janky feaux submarine that’s hard to detect.
jonestown
Nice explanation. Succinct, helpful, interesting. Thanks
ConfusedChemist
They found 16,000 pounds of cocaine on there. Original post from USCG https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzxd440Be3l/?igshid=1eyatd7kidsvs
Orion1248
Sad ?
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Why go to all that effort when our senators are smuggling it for us?
Akaromi
Watching the whole video is amazing.
kadaeux
They did good work.
BalthazarIsAThirstyBeech
Das Coke
photolens
gold comment
MyEssenceHasNoLabel
Und... und meth?
disinformatique
Achtung....baby !!
ihavethelowground
What is he saying
PawelSlok
I found you Marco
woobboomooboo
Uber eats
OBM1
Alto su barco - stop your boat
Obnoxious
Oi MATE, THAT'S NOT DRUGS NOW INNIT ?? YOU GOT A LOICENSE ??
armaxx
Ungo gobungo
FallNation
"Don't leave me this way yeah," while singing
Cleverusername246
Alto su Barco which is shitty Spanish for stop your boat
randomtreebeard
I'm doctor zhivago!
Howbowdaht
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?
wowbaggerthethird
*Poseidon
MomKevinjustfelloutofthecar
mkul1234
Stop the boat! In terrible Spanish.
TobySomething
Probably why they didn't stop
Foxhack
"Alto tu barco". Haha.
fedoraeuphoria
“Look, I washed for supper”
InvalidUserCreator
koops
“Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel”
ebap
“Don’t throw the grenade in”
linguinepescatore
helloquepasa
What
hailtheV
Archo choo barcho
findingjewels
I read this put loud 3 times laughing harder each time
jtthemediocre
"Did you guys order a pizza?"
BriefausdemGeist
It sounds like either “open your ship” or “stop your ship”
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
en Español
BriefausdemGeist
* en español
bigdog838
donde esta el aeropoerto :))
NapoleonDynOmite
Donde esta el zapateria?
BigFather
Como esta la leche
bigdog838
mui bueno. rico
pennetteAlfredoIsNotAnItalianDish
Sounds like "alto tu barco". i guess he meant (in a very bad spanish) "stop your ship".
badgerthewitness
“Your boat is too tall!”
OBM1
Its not bad spanish, just colloquial. https://www.spanishdict.com/answers/188285/a-question-about-the-word-of-the-day-and-stop-signs
eavvve
But its not a boat ....
Cleverusername246
It's a yacht
Thunda792
It actually is a boat. They're low-profile surface vessels, they can't actually submerge. Fully submersible narco-subs are pretty rare.
SnakuPlisskin
Thank you. I was like, "Did they just board a submarine?!"
BigBadBillyBoy
I’m sure the meaning is clear enough.
MajesticGiant
Im pretty sure someone trying to stop a smuggler is not going to be worrying about the linguistics of ship/sub
halfAMAZlNG
It is a boat...
JThelen
Submarines are boats.
MrShadewing
Fairly sure subs are generally referred to as a boat. One of the senior crew positions on US subs is Chief Of the Boat (COB).
Imprefect22
Used to be the Helmsman (driver) of a US Sub, can confirm: was a boat.
AnAccountToPostThis
These "submarines" are just heavily modified boats with a snorkel (the u-bend pipe on top) drug runners cant afford real subs.