Well I'll be a botermoating sonofabitch

Sep 10, 2016 12:59 AM

s8nclaws

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 20, 2016 6:00 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well, now that you mention tit...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Botermoating is a spoonerism, not dyslexia. That's rather insensitive. Just sayin'...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Snolem?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*botermoating bonofasitch, fothermucker

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She used to be really popular from DeviantArt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cried the stable boy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lady has big boobies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mou yean bonofasitch.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Why would life give me Snolem? Actually, what are snolems?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HONK HONK!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snolem!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Life never gives me melons.... :'(

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Damn Vinny, why you so be unlucky for?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ C'est la vie

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to read this a few times before I found the boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm a fan of Sherlock too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard she got them reduced in size.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is that possible???? shrink rays only shrink the whole person :(((

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sonofa...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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aaaah she modeled a QC tshirt! or maybe it was JW? shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Tell me, are they built for comfort or speed?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You old sailor you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If life gives you melons, you'll never buy a drink at a bar again.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She puts the sexy is dyslexic. (This is also my favorite dad joke.)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ashley Pridgen

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Ashley pridgen you say...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Did they say Ashley Pridgen?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Do she?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

No

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Fuuuuuu

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Did anyone else notice that she has big tits?

10 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 9

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I saw lemons.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemons. She has big lemons.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story, back in high school there was a girl who I thought had a pretty face. Then I overheard someone pointed out she had big boobs. >

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> That's all I saw after that. I am not a proud man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sec...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Funny how nature do that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?? This is what i get for not wearing my contacts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa. Didn't notice until you pointed it out.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn nature you scary

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She also has big stit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I shall investigate your claims.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, I was distracted by her personality.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Really?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, you're right

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was dyslexic so life gave her melons.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can only read braille so...

10 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 4

Toph is that you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment should be FP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nip, nip

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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Thats amazing that you were able to hear this post, then

10 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

He's got a meme text-to-Braille translator in his computer.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That would be interesting for harambe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blind people use text-to-speech software for web sites, though I don't know what usefulness blind Imgurians would get out of this site

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And for the picture?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i can hear colours

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I have also listened to the blues.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a certified color smeller I can certify this is possible

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I mean if I can smell them why should he be able to hear them

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I too have synesthesia.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I play the Synesthesia. ...in D minor

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