MitchAporia
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Oct 1, 2021 10:13 PM
MitchAporia
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goldenapple33501
I don't see a problem here....Doggos deserve immortality.....NEXT !
msd3k
Watch him be anti-vaxx too. Just has no idea what science and medicine are.
DumbWish
I have inside me blood of kings
umopapis
He looks like alternate timeline Elon Musk
redtails2649
Doggo gonna be ok?
Slidth
The pained look in his eyes he doesn't mind being arrested so much as the knowledge that the scientist can't make his dog immortal hurts him
jmartkdr
gabbieLuevG
What do Florida man are not for?
ChairmanLMA0
Best i can do is immoral
Fvckya
Florida man, Florida man. No state does crime like Florida, man! Find a raccoon orgy in a garbage can in Florida, man. Florida maaaaan...
Gingerwithsomesoul
That mug shots been on a few fl man memes.
FlametongueKavu
Dog fighting advantage. Not as great as it sounds
halshing
His face says "it'll work with more power..."
ThatQuietlySmirking
His face says he's desperate to locate Kal-el. "I WILL FIND HIM!"
NimbleDickCrabb
If only he had the power of the sun in the palm of his hand
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I feel like I've seen this dude's face multiple x
THerOfTime
Same
Jaqdakloun
Dude ! We've all thought about it, shit, some of us have stalked scientists, but come on !
Caper2566
If only.
eddbrowne
Clone the superdog, and superdog can raise their clone.
Ubernaut1
Slightly over weight ZOD?
digdoug78
Florida Man already cloned his dog. https://dogtime.com/trending/10774-couple-pays-big-bucks-to-clone-dog
dpeiffer10127001
There must be some pretty nasty water they’re drinking in that shithole state!
AlkeneThiol
I never thought this would be one of the most reposted images ever. But here we are
justplainvanilla
ChrisPinesface
Four legged furry fuckers
lonodonnell
What show is that? I saw an episode once and I’ve been looking for it ever since.
Jittergur
The movie, "Snatch."
goldenapple33501
No .....Dags
PotatoFaceSmurf666
PIGS AND DIAMONDS!! Snatch for us Americans.
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
Finally a reason to share this video https://youtu.be/G-qkNEampEA
Bizarkly
That was both terrifying *and* hilarious!
DirtyChalupa6669
LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING! ⚡⚡⚡⚡?️?️?️?️
DirtyChalupa6669
I love James Pumphrey
DrSanchezChristianAbortionClinic
Are you fucking kidding me ?
julieazul
It was definitely worth watching that ha
PotatoFaceSmurf666
That's not, um, the actual headline.
YodelDodel
I find relief in this knowledge.
prakashcs1
Darn I thought it was from The Onion, but it’s true! https://themotherofallnerds.com/man-abducts-scientist-to-make-his-dog-immortal/
AlkeneThiol
....are you... wait. Are you literally saying "mother of all nerds dot com" is a reputable site? No no. You're just continuing the joke
CaptainADHD
I know a guy.
as9ect5772
C110PR
Oh FUCK YOU
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
might cost you an arm or a leg though....or your daughter.
galapas
How did this turn out? Asking for a friend.
HappyShark
Lost an arm and a leg. Little girl went missing too
DPHENS
StevenMartinTheOne
What show was this from?
explainer
Sesame street
ControversialLeftistLesbian
IDK but when I did this all I got was a pet sematary and a lifetime ban from Wal Mart.
godoftheapocalypse
A best friend
imgurianitarian
Golgothanworm
BatmanAndCradleRobin
He received the mantle of "Florida man".
Baconfirst
my friend also asked which field of science?
PSMouse
Social
reichstein
Geology
ExoCyberBit
Immortalitology
yomahnn
Well that’s fortuitous
Zottel89
That's gonna be the best field of science - forever.
Harryteeters
Dogs still alive
arGemAnimal
For now
WilliamWeird
So far, so good, then.
HappyShark
Ed..ward
CanadianFurr
I hate it. Take your upvote.
CloakedFigure
CrossBetween
TheHaGuy
Ha!
CloakedFigure
Username checks out!
Harryteeters
I probably said this 20,000 times as a kid
dumblastname
YOU’RE GONNA WAKE THE BEAST!!!