usual day

Jun 22, 2022 2:54 AM

Mikefreakinhart

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usual day

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I release you from your human bonds.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Run for it, little dudes!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Somebody got crabs on that vacation..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But are the crabs okay?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIME FOR CRAB

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crab. Crab. Crab. Hand. Hand. Food. Scared. Crab. Crab.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen this movie. Attack of the conveyor crabs. There’s Steven Segal in it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the Bahamas!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is no one asking why? How? WHY? HOW?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

and where, too!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Articles say they were in a cooler which broke open on the baggage claim.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some cultures will fill luggage with live animals to take home "because it keeps fresh".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cra

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

let's face it, thats not the worst case of crabs that airport has seen

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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That's so fucking cruel

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Wait till you see what they do to em in restaurants

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

At least they don't suffocate them to death. They just stab them in the brainstem.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Though some places cook them alive.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Baltimore!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This ride looks fun.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

(V)i_i(V)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooh. Any unfortunate ones that get smushed in the carousel are going to fuck that baggage claim up. For a while.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crabs walk sideways and it makes their getaways hilarious

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Crabs walk sideways and lobsters walk straight, but they won't let me take you for my mate.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crabbage claim.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I've seen that happen dozens of times. Airport guys know all about it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Everyone here is saying Maryland, but as a Bahamian I recognised that carousel instantly.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ey whatchu sayin bey?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured the sign that says "Proud Supporter of Tings Bahamian" would have given it away.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You would have thought

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I like that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You talk, you get the fork.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here for this

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hear they make a shampoo for this.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Maryland. Thank you for visiting BWI. Please claim your complimentary crab with your baggage.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

"Old Bay seasoning for your crab can be purchased at literally any vendor."\

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So anyways, that's how Janine gave everyone at baggage claim crabs.

4 years ago | Likes 325 Dislikes 4

the person who walks in right at that statement without context.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is so perfect.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's this from? Reactions hilarious

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I don't read muppet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Rubbing alcohol for the balls and vodka on the brain.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Crab.

4 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 1

Crab

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Is food?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scare.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hand.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Been there, it is surprisingly gentile. they pick things like parasites off of other bottom dwellers I think.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the other hand they quite happily eat their roadkill brethren. Which usually results in them becoming roadkill as well...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No gif :(

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

didn't expect crab...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

p i n c h p i n c h

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm sick of all these goddamn crabs on this goddamn plane!

4 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 2

Crabs on the conveyor?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crustaceans on the Belt?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You replaced a whole lot of "motha fuckin" in this comment.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shit. Well I've never seen the movie, so....

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually I kinda recommend it. If you enjoy recreational drugs, make it an experience. Def don’t watch it in a serious way

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sick of all these mothafuckin' crabs, in this mothafuckin' baggage carousel!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw Snakes On A Plane on opening night. The crowd was fun and wild as fuck. When Sam said the line, the place went apeshit. Very fun night.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0