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Fat Guys..The Perfect Lovers
Fat Guys..The Perfect Lovers
Aug 23, 2017 12:14 PM
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Fat Guys..The Perfect Lovers
lowlifebottomfeeder
meh, variety is the spice of life. As long as they don't have a neckbeard or a country CD, it's on.
InnerUniverse
Apparently you're either a skeleton or fat with no muscle in between.
LloydGrossman
Its about the same for us chubby ladies...don't you manly men pretend it ain't nice to get snacks and soft ass hugs.
Mortimer2000
Mercenarity
something something peak performance
FoxKeegan
The cringe is strong with this one
fluhatinrapper
I especially like the neck sweat ring.
CoolGuyCoolDude
"know how to eat".. I am now diagnosed with every type of cancer
theirarefourlights
I like the twist. Haven't seen the dude at the bottom before.
KawaiiPotatoChan
The anime pro is a classic
bannedbymoreidiots
dont forget body heat.... fat guys are better than central heating
WellThatsOriginal
I'm 6' 150lbs and my wife calls me the furnace. She wonders why I don't sweat. It's because my love burns with the power of the sun babe.
scnottaken
I run hot. I thought fat guys were better insulated? Blubber?
onlyalittleoffensive
my skinny guy is an oven. so idk that its "BETTER".
snowfork
The other half of the year, I don't want to deal with that.
Sm9yCg
The human body is supposed to have only one chin.
BigBearLover
There is a WHOLE range of "fat" guys. I love me some muscle guts and they are "fat" to the general public.
hairbnb
I've never fully understood what qualifies as a muscle gut. Where can I find an example?
UnicornofPeril
I like to call them softmuscles. I imagine they give the best hugs. I need me one of those.
voodiosal
I'm a fat guy. When I was thinner and more fit I had more energy for lovemaking. Less depressed so I was a better companion. Postisshit
OfficialCaveJohnson
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Oh so very...
AssassinAj
Chingchongpotatojack
Good try fatties
gitarookefka
Thanks I was hoping it'd work
Chingchongpotatojack
Instead of comics try moving more and eating less. Harder and less successful for some... but it works
gitarookefka
Hey thanks a lot I never heard how to lose weight before I thought there was some kind of stork involved
Chingchongpotatojack
Ah yes. At first I thought the same, but turns out that's for babies (coincidentally, women can lose weight by having babies).
gitarookefka
Can they just have as many babies as they want at any time?\
enderite
elicansmile
Skinny guys have body issues too. Just keep that in mind. I'm not either of these extremes however.
Imgurislongerfunny
Makes him feel bad but I think he looks amazing. Sucks. 2.2
Imgurislongerfunny
Yeah. My bf isn't fat at all but still has a small gut. He is kind of senstive about it because he use to be super fit and I still am 1.2
MaxDanger7
And what about fit guys
Skibearbumm
Yeaa, Im a big dude 6'3 255 and snacks in bed... Fuck no ya damn heathen. Plus body type in bed from my experience doesn't matter. -
SociopathicOtter
If there ain't no passion, it ain't good smashin'. Sex is all about zeal and desire, not a person's BMI.
Skibearbumm
Big girls and small girls it's all about the connection. Of course there is a line if you're morbidly obese sex isn't gonna be good. Sorry.
DickDastardly404
IDK as a fat person things get significantly less athletic as the numbers rise.
Skibearbumm
Well I'm an athletic big guy. I played rugby for the university I graduated from. But yea it does for sure. I just don't know how bad haha.
paintingagency
Well there's Dors Feline fat and then there's "I can't move my legs" fat.
TheJonatron
I was gonna downvote this, then I kept scrolling (as formerly obese, currently overweight)
aggrogahu
Ended exactly how I wanted it to.
dormantmutant
So body shaming skinny people is fine?
stradimus
Papa bless
wallpaper42
Nope it's still the good ole' fat people shaming.
youcanrelaxaroundme
Yeah but fat guys are usually just one trick ponies. Im talking lay on their back BC they're out of breath in 2 mins fat,tho.
Claystead
That's an... interesting username.
reamman
there is one issue with this, fat guys typically have small dicks
darkninja2992
as a guy, I like fat women
SociopathicOtter
As a lesbian, I like women. Just women... I don't need a scale check. Don't need a particular diet to start a bedroom riot.
darkninja2992
Agreed. Just because i like big girls, doesn't mean they're the only type i like.
Badorsickguy
CoolGuyCoolDude
Did it eat a fucking basketball
Skibearbumm
That's too fat lol. There's big healthy husky fluffy and DAMN. sex falls off after "healthy" haha.
LychFinderGeneral
Gabriel Iglesias updated that list. There's a new level after DAMN now. Level 6 is, "Oh, hell no."
Usstiberiusk
The fat dude's star tattoos are Russian prison tattoos saying he's a high-ranking criminal, she definitely dies right after the snacks
DrFolk
I too have watched arrow
Grewar141
not russian prison tattoos though.
Usstiberiusk
A star on each shoulder directly above the armpit? Normally they have eight points but that's absolutely a prison tattoo for thieves.
Grewar141
Yeah so not the right stars? So not a Russian prison tattoo
canorousflatulence
once you go chubby, you gotta make him your hubby.
ezimel
Seriously, cuddles have never felt better. Never thought hairy+chubby would be my thing but goddamn do I love him. So fluffy.
BigTittyGothKitty
As a girl dating a skinny dude...This is not facts.
Infinityblue
I can agree with that 100000000%
KawaiiPotatoChan
That's why the last frame is there
SpecialProjectY
[spoiler] The above comic was drawn by a beached Eubalaena Australis [/spoiler]
Insanitydividedbyzero
I've dated both types. Currently with a skinny dude and he is nowhere near a corpse and snacks all the time.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
For some reason the way you said that makes it sound like you've been with a corpse before. Like you know how it's like and your bf isnt one
Insanitydividedbyzero
Welp. Don't knock until you try it. ;)
Fenderzilla
That's kind of the point.
SentOS
Thanks for the clarification. Almost thought this badly drawn comic making fun of fat people contains scientific proven facts.
waterevencats
Thank you...That comforted me a bit
berightbackreallifeiscalling
Married a skinny man... can confirm that this is false. Don't let his body fool you, even skinny boys know how to eat...
KawaiiPotatoChan
Did you miss the last frame?
SmoothberryBluethie
Yeah! My skinny boyfriend makes me dinner while I nap afterwards.
battlestargingerpubes
As a skinny dude, haters gonna hate http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4330499/el-estilo-de-peter-la-anguila-o.gif
CoolGuyCoolDude
I'm a skinny dude too
SouryD
SKINNY DUDE PARTY!
DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown
Same and agreed. Also my bf is a skinny guy that likes anime, it's not exclusively fat, lonely American man culture.
bushidopirate
I'm skinny AND hairy, so I guess I'm a teddy bear's corpse?
Rubberduckface
In the gay community you would be called an Otter
Plazooeeoot
More like a fluffy carpet.
Soulren
That's a good metal band name
Flyndaran
If gay, you'd be classed as an otter, I think. Older hairy fat guys are bears; young hairy fat guys are cubs.
PhuckKnuckles
What about 30 something dad bods?
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Ursaring
EmanNiemThcin
The Gay Fauna truely has a marvelous biodiversity.
22InchVelcro
Agreed. I love my skinny dudes.
UrhoTheConqueror
I always preferred more skinny kind of dudes!
Ucefkhc
Why?
OtterlyMagnificent
Skinny means there's no chance of him crushing you if he decides to just lay on top of you.
22InchVelcro
Fact. Which comes in handy because I love when my guy lays his head on my chest.
BurninatingAllThePeopleInTheirThatchedRoofedCottages
... Go on...
NaivePulp
I noticed the left out the during. Like the crushing weight or the limited lung capacity of a heavier person due to fat pressure. But idk
TheRealMikeyRamone
There's different positions other than missionary lol
NaivePulp
Youre not wrong, but i dont think this post is accurate anyways.
swagb98623
Shh don't corrupt her
BenjimanStickyLiquid
GwenShepard1
I'm a plus size girl and I love skinny guys. I just find them way more sexier....
OverlordEd
And i feel the same about girls
GwenShepard1
and yet people would shame you for saying that! I say, to each their own!
RelativelyRelevantRelative
I dislike geese of all sizes.
OverlordEd
I also dislike geese of all sizes, and ducks of most sizes
Killerma
Why would bony fingers be an issue? Tongues are never bony..
YourMomJokes
Unless it's your mom's tongue on a Friday night
Alkuam
Unless you get saliva stones.
sharpasabanana
drakewarnock
effigyoma
Use both, grasshopper
Somanyquestions
A partner told me she hated fingers in her butt because they were too bony, but penis or toys were fine.
talenphillips
It actually might be a finger nail issue... gotta keep those things trimmed and filed for maximum funtimes.
Somanyquestions
Nah, I have no nails at all, she just didn't like the feeling.
Xplode441
Neither are pizzas, but I still don't want them shits in my pizza.
battlepants
Neither are toys :)
Roserapaine
guys, this is making fun of fat people thinking they're perfect (which tbh, big, small, or in the middle that's not all that counts)
ratpatoot1e
Tongues are like boneless fingers.
minkuschild
This was drawn by a fat virgin. They have no idea what sex is.
tremonti
Well, that's why I'm the perfect lover...?
CephalopodLodge4
Hey, eating out isn't all tongues, pussy is finger food.
drakewarnock
This guy/girl/cephalopod knows what their talking about.
LibrarianGrammarNazi
MostLikelyPooping
I read that as 'brony fingers' and I really don't know what to do now
raptorsoldier
consult @gypsyjack
Alkuam
Makes me thing of hoof shaped finger gloves.
Alkuam
*think
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
http://imgur.com/7WUH212
Alkuam
This type of thing is what made make the connection:
Killerma
With respect to the 'bronies' I don't think their fingers are going near a vagina anytime soon.. To be brutally honest.
TonvalRankine
Omg laughed so hard i almost choked while thinking "damn bronies, i almost feel sorry for them!" until realisation struck me 1/2
TonvalRankine
"Wait why do i laugh at this brony joke? I AM A BRONY! I know it only aplies to a minimal group of bronies that is obcessed with mlp"
Freakingdoomguy
There are bronies then there are BRONIES
Zaranthan
Brony conventions are the new Vampire: the Masquerade LARPs. Nerds getting laid EVERYWHERE.
MostLikelyPooping
https://youtu.be/jX1K5LhGN78 right.
Alkuam
Vampire LARPs are a thing?
thewhifflingtit
Dude, they've been a thing since the 80's, where have you been?
balmut
Also bony fingers...ribbed for her pleasure!
RaynWisp
I can make ribs for anyone's pleasure... I like ribs.
mandadadada
Lol
IWillAlwaysAndIMeanAlwaysUpvoteCats
sunlight
God damn it I just spit coffee all over my computer.
jakoppi
Eeeeeew
Ryanator50
Dad? is that you?
Killerma
Well, I don't mean to brag but my phalanges widen near the joints.. My rings need to be a size bigger just to fit properly.
Buddi
Handyman
StevenPBuck
Phalanges, stop it you with all that sexual talk. Save some pussy for the rest of us...
CheezieGal
Big knuckles feel rough. Please moisturize. And clip your fingernails.
HardcoreMango
Fingernails aren't an issue if one makes a fist first.
Omnimorph2112
Name checks out.
Tento2
there is also a middle ground... like... normal sized...
GlassCannon570
And then there is, of course, [FLUCTUATING] and [COMPUTER].
VonDazHienosti
What is normal? Explain please.
Flyndaran
Or date an actual person rather than ideal or vague collection of bodily traits.
nihilistdad
And muscular...
Raminator
Or even dad bod.
elrick43
It would add an extra meaning to "Who's your daddy"
IAmAGoodPerson
There's still a different from dad bod and fat.
Kijips
I've got a rockin dad bod
Raminator
Same here
youdonegoofed
American normal or rest of the world normal?
ImgeneralBennet
Normal is what everyone else is, and you are not.
BonkVEVO
Cali normal
BlackBiblio
Doesn't really help there. Cali has some huge variation depending on where in the state you live. Better than some parts in the US, but...
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
ImBiggusDickus
What about dad bod? Like...nice arms and shoulders but a chubby belly.
lordwank
fat
BrewedDude
Claystead
Interestingly I've always had a bit of a dad bod. I'm not unfit, and only have like half an inch of fat on my tum, yet it pokes out.
OldAceMerrillUsesDynamite
Does the same go for women? Mombod?
pirate4lifes
They call those MILFS
PlatypusPlatypus
I always called Dadbod DILF, suddenly people are giving me socially acceptable terms
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
Dad bods, so hot.
ImBiggusDickus
Then you'll love mine, lol
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
ImBiggusDickus
I'll see you later tonight.
LateNightBunnyParty
OMG, my husband has the dad bod and it's so fucking hot. He's an electrician with lots of muscles and bit of pudgy belly. Love it.
ImBiggusDickus
Women like you don't exist anywhere near me.
LateNightBunnyParty
Aw, I bet they do. ;)
ImBiggusDickus
If they do then that means I must have the power of invisibility, lol
brap
"Normal."
Orzbek
Shhh.... the "acceptance" people might hear you.... NO! "NORMAL HEALTHY" BODIES DO NOT EXIST! I AGREE COMPLETELY!!! THIN PRIVILEGE!!!
Hizoran
Fucking normies...
IAmAGoodPerson
Fucking fatties?
Lukapaka
That's the goal.
immabosssortoff
I bet you have the ideal male body, i will also bet that the performance of said body is on it's peak
ScopesMouthwashTrial
Hitler only dealt in absolutes....good enough reason for me to also.
QuiteADapperAsshole
You're bringing common sense to an identify fight? Get outta here!
APairOfBrownEyes
bless you middle ground men
ZacharyAddison
Right? Im about 200lbs. Kinda chubby but not bad. I may not be a filet minon, but at least i'm not a McRib. Im a handsome meatslab. >:(
IAmNotASkeleton
Yeah, that's the left side. #realmenhavecurves
astilita
Yeah but she can't get those.
RoodKontjeAapje
I think that's the point of this post.
bayardthebloodhound
I think those fall under skinny guy?
scnottaken
Anyone who can see their own junk is a "skinny guy".
StunnedGoofy
VoIdemort
Or skinny but freakishly tall where you're corpse-like still but your dick is large, and bony cuddles are more like being caged in limbs.
RobertTatdek
Not anymore. Males come in stick, buff, fat. But women only come in beautiful. I'm a fat guy
SacrificialClam
B3TT0
What about like tall and bulky?
AcrossTheSeaOfStars
You're beautiful
B3TT0
Zasep
normal "sized"
TheGreatWizpoo
Not in america
Rj3po
There's also the high ground
Rexkuando
Fat is the normal size where I live.
IAmAGoodPerson
False
Ryanator50
you've never been to der deep saoowwff
IAmAGoodPerson
That might be fat. But that's not normal size.
Ryanator50
if everyone is over 300, that becomes the norm
AnythingMuchShorter
This could be pretty much the entire southeast and midwestern united states.
treosfnb
This could be said for new england too. I think its the whole country now.
waterevencats
Merica
Plazooeeoot
Bubble ?
TooDumbForRickandMorty
Pawnee, Indiana?
Thememecollectur
SalisburyShuffle
Paunch Burger
bigassdolphin
The entire state of Ohio?
tfdh
http://www.gallup.com/poll/160892/coloradans-least-obese-west-virginians-third-year.aspx
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Fucming normies, Reeeeeeeeeee
infestedcowanus
Damn sperglords
Sekolah
REEEEEEEEEEE
ichbindeath
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
blckhm
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
KOBK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MrCheeseiscool2
We're not actually the normies since healthy-sized people actually make up the minority of the population.
Falos
Depends how you wanna semantics on Normal, there's a physiology baseline for an "unflavored, unsalted, organic human"
jasonddgs
theredkrayola
It's aggressive
WithPride
Go big or go home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K7nJpH-B_s
FazeJev
.
RhymerRob
Grudgebearingmidget
"Autistic screeching" (AKA REEEEEE) is a reference to 'autistic morons' (Aka idiots) furious about bullshit they know nothing about.
RhymerRob
Thanks! I was referring to the video though.
NagasuckyMyBalls
REEEEEEEE
ImgeneralBennet
I guess normal sized doesn't qualify for its own Web comic :(
eetsumkaus
we got MLIA, surely we can get perfectly normal sized person cartoons
CaptainShitDick
Dad bods unite
tsunamski2000
triggered
t91blacknteal1
Regular sized Rudy
BuffaloJuice
Yeah, who wants to be whelmed
Diddykongkey
I'm average and I'm PROUD!
Plazooeeoot
So you're a part of the Averagers ?
Ayzay
Fuck normal size people shaming
GadenKerensky
Why do I feel like that's an unspoken thing that actually happens though, if only subtly?
WorthEveryPenny
No. Don't "tumblr" this and make it a thing.
GadenKerensky
I don't want it to be a thing. It feels like it's a thing. Where being 'normal' is somehow a bad thing these days.
ashlington
Did you just assume my weight
DotSlashNatalie
Did you just assume my tonnage?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
No, just the number of chins
RoyalWinston
.
yunotpretty
Shots fired
ashlington
Cold blooded man
TuckerFly
Damn
ipumpyourdad
definitelyarealdoctor