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Upvote this: I had to go through 47 political chain letters before I got to this gem.
FP Edit: Thanks everyone for putting this to the front page. Can't believe so many people made it worth sifting through all those political emails
Pandorasjukebox
My whole body cringes from looking at it
Venusflytripp
Just looking at this, I think
IWillRideTheWaveWhereItTakesMe
God damn it that is why I need a fancy haircut!
s13rr4
that must be some fishy tastin' ice cream...
deezenx101
Fermented and dusted tilapia anyone?
ehhhidunno
weeniehutjunior69
Lemme tell ya that ice scream scoop doesn’t feel very good shoved in ur puss, speaking from experience...
Swiggy1957
why do you keep ice cream there?
timmy26
I can not, for the life of me, imagine why there would be a strange odour
Munchman347
Isn't that a 'Popsicle' maker, you know, the clam flavored ones?...
ImgursNativeShitPoster
A friend of mine doesn't know what that is could you kindly explain it to him...
Swiggy1957
It's an ice cream scooper
valvestem
Tunafish scoop for making sandwiches?
Carlacoma
Yeah...you're gonna want to autoclave that baby first.
jfunkx15
Wasn't this used in Van Wilder to open the donuts so they could fill them with dog semen?
Gentlemanriot
My favorite flavor.
cre8majic
And there's always the gynecologist who doesn't warm it in warm water first...sigh...
Dionysus187
My friends wife had one of those. He was in the army, would call ahead and tell her to 'get ready' because she was especially 'narrow'
DangerousNoodle
Heyyy, something seems fishy about this. I don't think it's an ice cream scoop at all!
impactedcerumen
Cusco's bivalve speculum
HateClub
This ice cream scooper has seen a lot
KhadaJhinFOUR
PrecogFrogOnALog
I visited a morgue in middle school science. Kid picked that up, put it to his mouth and quacked. Never seen a kid freak out that bad again<
PrecogFrogOnALog
>when the mortician told him what it was for
Toastfrog
But like why would u put anything in your mouth at a morgue...I feel like nothing would be safe to put in your mouth..
PrecogFrogOnALog
Agreed
uffda0
detour512
From Victoria Texas...yeah can confirm that's legit...
KanyeWesticularCancer
Just wait until someone finds a Pear of Anguish in their garage
thewisdombiscuit
The taste was strong and musky, must be an old recipe.
irrationalfears
Woo hoo Victoria! My husbands home town
AlystairWesley
Yeah, my mind was a bit blown by seeing that city as the location. Content doesn't surprise me though, based on that.
realistichorsegonadbehavior
Hey, I'm from the other Victoria.
LordDad
uffda0
thewisdombiscuit
Doesn’t doing that ruin a women’s hormone balance or something? Like using scented deodorants down there?
BobRossHB
Idk if hormone is the word you are looking for. Might be in the way of ph, but def does cause issues, like let's add sugar down, yeast boom
FrijolesTheGreat
Yup.
itlookslikeimworkingtho
I know cotton candy body spray when I see it
TheMershedPerderder
Fish flavored ice cream. No thanks.
SpecialLeprechaunFlute
https://78.media.tumblr.com/6df6aaa921c7d0fe58f0c0501661c5c0/tumblr_or0rtdOkpT1vcrcgoo1_500.gif
ThyDevilsAdvocate
Ben N Jerry’s?
fgonzCookieTraveler
Don't like pussy??
TheMershedPerderder
Nope. Not for me.
Swiggy1957
Eating pussy will put hair on your face
TheMershedPerderder
I don't want that either. I'm female.
Swiggy1957
This is where I'd put a sexist remark about having something you might be interested to have, but I won't
ScrewHavinAUsername
Do men actually know what this is & how!?
djbigley
Men who have stood in exam rooms w their pregnant wives know what this is... unfortunately.
ScrewHavinAUsername
That makes a lot of sense... guess hubby will learn someday too, I feel sorry for him already
WellIBeDamned
porn
ScrewHavinAUsername
The things they can turn into porn.... lol
MeanestThingICouldThinkToSay
IT'S FOR SPREADIN' PUSSY!
SantasSpecialBeamCannon
Or a penis.
tbkelley1498
two kids in a sandbox
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
jefbenet
I think you mean tequila
Memongo808
You scoop it, not spread it.
Dapro1
Or ass
thebestimgurian
ayy
mrputter
Ice cream scoop... ass cream scoop... what's the difference? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
derfisher
Alright. I'll say it. Thought it were fer bum holes.
capughe
I think the anal ones have 3 prongs but I guess if it's not going to do damage you could use whatever.
qussow
As long as you sterilize it properly before you switch between the two.
UpUpDownQuarks
So, nothing we‘ll ever need
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I prefer a more natural approach
awildcharmander
Thanks, Ollie
SquintyCas
IT RAININ SIDEWAYS!
glovelyday
Found the amateur gynecologist.
BobsYurUncle
I prefer the term "freelance gynecologist"
toasteheh
Also know as Pussydestroyer69
Swiggy1957
I'll look into that https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a3BnWE5_700b.jpg
AFuckinNerd
Woah woah woah buddy, that's a 9gag link
Aaronspark777
That's a paddling
Brewdoc
Crop that shit
Swiggy1957
I've been circumcised: I ain't never wanted anything I touch cropped again!
Swiggy1957
It was safest NSFW link I could find
Roshiro
What strange odor is that?
BobRossLeftHand
Lysol and Goo-Gone.
ralphie84
Cheetos
MrDragonfyr
Strawberries
HessianGhost
Old metal just gets that old metal smell.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
N0ticeablyFAT
Used corn.
funnyaccepted
Vanilla Fudge
RaineMaxwell
Ass
RCN1138
Phish food
carnivalcocker
Theater curtains
eviltiff
Lip curtains
Swiggy1957
Meat curtains
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
Hello ladies
Dogedogeydoge
Good one, this home was he first thing I remembered
Dogedogeydoge
This joke was*
Swiggy1957
sgtwhiskeyjack
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/12/23/23-spirits-xmas-bobs-burgers.w190.h190.2x.jpg
newaccountcauseigotbanned
Fish
ImWearingLadiesUnderwear
*dead Fish
IChangeMyNameForJokes
French vanilla
NyQuilDaydream
Cherry blossom
MoneybagsMcGee
Fish vanilla
demoncandy
French fish
KrillinLikeAVillan
ramshackleackle
Actually was pretty decent.
KrillinLikeAVillan
Yep, i used to mix them with gin, great way to get fucked up in the most skeezy way possible.
ramshackleackle
I thought if you want to get fucked up you just talk to people and visit the internet. I know of no soul untarnished.