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Jan 16, 2018 6:39 PM
TheBannedOne2
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MaplePhoenix
Suuuure they do...because they would never know what it looks like, right?
limeinabass
https://imgur.com/aek7R0X
alternatefaux
Damn! Now I see shaven-havens everywhere.
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Sand nudes
C1anP4
RedClaws23
I got a few hundred points for commenting it last time, so "Alternatively, Sand nudes"
mainfrym
Why does the police care about nudes? Arnt there actual crimes being committed to keep them busy?
LiamNeesonOfficial
Probably gov't funded contract given to a politician's nephew's start-up. Basically, laundering money thru public works.
Triq
No, the police are currently more concerned with naughty words and pictures online than actual crimes.
TheFallenTwo
Gotta get that porn licence
Kittynomnoms
I assume it has to do with that thing a little while ago where people were protesting certain types of porn being banned there.
HitlersArtCritic
Part of what the Tories want is internet censorship, because they want to ban encryption and porn because of Terrorism and children.
mainfrym
"Those that give up liberty for security deserve neither" maybe that's a very American attitude if don't mess with me.
HitlersArtCritic
Not a joke... They really believe censoring the internet will hurt terrorists, help children, and that encryptions are a Terrorist tool.
data2dyne
That's terrifyingly naive
IrgendSoEinTyp
Well that's the Tories for ya!
pilates4hotties
I imagine an AI that can search a seized computer for porn and also evaluate age would be pretty valuable to the moral of a police office.
Flyndaran
Detecting age can't be done by human experts with much reliability. I don't see how anyone can program computers to do it.
thatSteveFan
Evaluate age is a different ballpark than just detect porn. I'm not saying it can't be done, but it's gonna be a lot more complex.
pilates4hotties
It doesn't have to be exact. Find a face (already doable), check the ratios between eyes etc, and then flag it green/yellow/red.
bl0ke
Sand Nudes
SystemZombie
Pay me, I'll spot them for you
ninjaturnip
The type of porn the police are looking for probably isn't to the common man's liking.
BoozeHound001
♪Dunes look like a lady♪
LevitationHomes
Is that balls? Cuz last time it was balls.
Naferious
Don't worry the AI is just having a dry spell.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Classic Albert
CelticScribe
The one thing I truly hate about life is that I never would have come up with a pun like that on my own.
Nuhart
Computer chips in the raw
CantRunWorthaDamnKenyan
Silicon granny porn
PersephoneIsNotHome
Some sauce http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/12/18/artificial-intelligence-will-detect-child-abuse-images-save/
Nikolai5
Wonder what it looks for. Naked Children? Unhappy naked children? I suspect this will not be as useful as they've probably been sold.
PersephoneIsNotHome
Computer image search -algorithm probably hue and curve parameters etc
Florky
From my understanding it could know what a picture is of. but not really what's going on in the picture.
CarrotSharpener
Can't they use someone other than Al, then?
RainbowLlama
This is probably the funniest comment I have seen here, holy shit
BippityBoppityBooHoo
Bring back our jerbs!!!!
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
I used to work for a company attempting to database all (yes ALL) internet sites. It was 90% porn, and a ton of kink. I loved it. $14/hour.
ChuckWeiss
I don't think so, Tim.
chodisedob2718
quite a Weird suggestion, I must say
TheGriffin
The CIA uses real people. And has several councillors on staff as well. Considering they're not just looking at porn
copingcabana
Sorry, one size fits Al.
TeeMee123
well, you'd have to be pretty *weird* to have a job of scanning all those suspected nudes
niauropsaka
That took me a second to get...
PhaserRave
No. Time for him to get back to work.
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NakedMatador
i can sacrifice
PersonWithAPaintbrush
I'll do it
WhiteningMcClean
Agreed, he hasn't been the same since he left the 76ers
photog
You don't want to give to many people jobs.
iliketotravelandstuff
This can already easily be solved by "ai"
alcoholyouback
sand dunes
UsernameCheckerOuter
While the double pun is better, fewer people would have understood it
DaftTechno
elizardo
In daft punk movie electroma there is a scene wgere the desert looks like vagene
Treblaine
British Police: "Are we being too literal?"
naptha
Good ol' Tuvok (Tim Russ) in one of his earlier roles.
sf111
Damn. You beat me to it. +1
langster68
What movie is that?
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Spaceballs the movie.
Camelspotting
I envy you.
Savagecrafty
dilithiumminesofrurapenthe
pihipukki
Sauce??
LuckyPSD
Dune. First movie not the TV movie.
celebratorygunfire
Savagecrafty
rabbiebabbie
Is this the version with tits??
bigbrain446
yeah
rabbiebabbie
Niiiiice
RadiDaddy
So far the only good thing I've seen come out of that movie.
HDSDIWifiGuy
I hope you mean the meme, because that scene was God-awful.
RadiDaddy
Yes, the meme. The scene itself pissed me off royally.