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RichardPotato
#6 I miss when bots wrote like this
JRaven419
#29
magical8ball
#36
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#42 Still way too soon! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NW0waHd2cG0xYTJlODAwMnJ6ZHoxOW1xYnI4czJmaXo2cjBrOGc3OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d2lcHJTG5Tscg/200w.webp
TheSameDeviledEgg
#11 Passive aggressive income.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#29 Barry White
ThomasThundersword
#47 I’m not one to pray over my food. but some examples that come to mind. “Thank you lord for the abundance of food that allows me to have leftovers.” or “Thank you lord, for the safety and persistence that allowed me to store this bounty to enjoy again.”
PatrickDenStore
#1 Just tell him to fuck off. Why would you even want to have any contact with him if he's like that?
shawnmilo
This should help you in life: NEVER take any captions on imgur seriously.
You're welcome.
WWWileECoyoteDo
#36. "There's this guy named Horus....."
arek314
So Egyptian one or Warhams one?
Lordborgman
BRING FORTH THE FLOW CHART!
hwatL4bloopy
#31 ugh yeah.
joepineapplesindrag
#2 Some classic memeception there...
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
#50 Well, someone had to post it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k995bwJRdE
RichardPotato
Sorry you got downvoted by the bot army. Looks like their replacement comment got deleted. +1 from me for Monty Python regardless
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Meh, it happens. Have a good one.
koalamonster
They posted a new one :(
HanSoslow
You watch your phone ring? I don't even look at if after touching it while on silent all day.
3Davideo
#5 "Yeah, those are the three components of the Holy Trinity, right? Yeah, must be, I'll stick with it."
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Slimewire
#11 more like passive aggressive income, amirite?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
#15
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howunfortunate9
#50 Y'know what? Yes I do.
Will this be my final curiosity?
Only one way to find out.
BARKEEP, SPOOKIE ME!!
sickjessi
#22 I never understood this either - My sister and I are 'fraternal'twins, but look nothing alike and were born 2 years apart. I consider that a sibling, not a "twin".
Ozimbah
Just in case this comment is serious and not a joke, that's not what a fraternal twin is - https://www.genome.gov/genetics-glossary/Fraternal-Twins
sickjessi
It wasn't a joke - It was something I was told my entire life, and without knowing the actual definition, I was pretty sure my mom and grandparents were wrong.
CaptSchmidtGaming
GuMaiChaiFarangWoi
#17 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXN4ZTV1N3d3dnBwMGZ1NTJ2amI4dXR1bTNpbmZrMWNkZ3h4bzV1aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/t9ctG5MZhyyU8/200w.webp
CourtRedHanded
Where's the 'Paige, no!' comment for the crystal?
BillyM00n
IlluminaBlade
#8 I did not like the spinoff asdf, they went completely against the premise of the trilogy.
CrabbyBlueberry
I don't think you know what you're talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
bottledham
"New Shortcut (2)" was my favorite
SirButcher
That was good, but New Microsoft Excel Worksheet (8).xlsx REALLY jumped the sharks.
yn75m2669t24
#50
hyptosis
this always bugged me, because what if the dog just tried to eat it like they expected. He could have burned himself. He did the right thing!
Kemi337
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
Duffinn
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS
DrLOAC
For anyone who doesn’t get it: https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ?is=scvTCMCQ1WYpXysl
magical8ball
#19
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voxael
#3 If you can’t summarise what you need from me 2 texts max, you need to go away and think some more before you bother me.
HouseOfEvil
For anyone who needs the guy
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ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
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CrikShore
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fartharder
Closer
HouseOfEvil
I think your mileage may vary depending on what device you are using and the Emoji Library it has.
hwatL4bloopy
Thanks guy, lemme show my appreciation.
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Veh1
(Some assembly required)
jayman0123
mechscientist
somnif
#50
Zalm
Oh, well then
AgentTasmania
Bouncy Bermudan Boykisser Bakes the Baffling
womanofthestarz
Dylan B. Hollis on youtube, because if there's one thing ela taught me it's cite your sources
IHurtPeopleForFun
It was not uncommon for people to go days on literal mud pies during the great depression. Growing up in Alaska we used to eat literally bark when things got bad. Most of his recipes are from people who lived through flour being too expensive and salt being a luxery
somnif
Some are. Others are from the jello obsessed 50s. Still others are midwest church ladies being spiteful. And a rare few are actually amazing
IHurtPeopleForFun
Jello obsessed fifties was about food insecurity being assuaged with industrial production. Rancid flour and meat replaced with always safe processed food. It could never be the salmon mousse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBsZC-FJNE
somnif
But I didn't have the salmon mousse....
redsmerf
#50 every day, we stray further from God
shawnmilo
As an atheist, I can only wholeheartedly agree in this context.
poscduke
somnif
https://www.spam.com/recipes/spam-butterscotch-cookies Tis official...
ZeHydro
Huh. Sweet + savory... I suppose I can see it.
somnif
If one Must have a meaty cookie, I know a recipe that swaps bacon fat for the butter in chocolate chip cookies. Those are quite tasty.
dunkum09
#22 my cousin has a cousin on the other side that did in vitro fertilization. they had 3 embryos implanted and ended up having 3 kids. at first they assumed all 3 eggs must have taken, but it turns out what actually happened is that 2 of them took, and one of those became twins. so they have triplets, 2 of whom are identical twins and the third who is fraternal
Jimzork
"Cousin on the other side" fucked me up. I thought he was talking about a ghost at first. Those conclusions jump at you fast if you let 'em...
charondaboatman
Cousin fucking by proxy.
PatrickDenStore
I don't think you understand how ANY of this works, at all.
NotSomoneElse68
No shit. It's sibling fucking by proxy. FTW.
charondaboatman
It was a joke. I understand better than you know.
HaveANiceFace
But there's no fucking when it's in vitro. The joke doesn't make sense and isn't funny.