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"The things crazy people say mean nothing to them, but everything to me"
RedRaptor
On a scale from Jaime to Luke how much money did you have to pay your closest friend to hang out with you?
ZephrosRaigeki
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!!?
SnekID87
As a vet tech, I felt that last on in my soul.
drakeshayne
Dachshunds and chihuahuas are fucking demon spawn. /former doxie parent
DrNick
"Nephew"
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
I don’t generally comment on the quality of a dump, but this one had me laughing loud enough to wake my wife. +1
Sa11yBear
I laughed a bit TOO loud at a couple of these. Cubefarm may have detected me. "Dammit Trump! . . . Insta-STEALTH . . .
orangemarmaladesky
#29 I'm pretty sure if I pulled this off my DM would shoot me in the face.
Rheios
"Your wall of magic force breaks through the ceiling, damaging a nearby mechanism for a trap. The enemy is charmed and your room is lava"
CantEscapePolitics1
Except for PIZZA PIE I agree that pie sucks.
TheFlo5
Man, Tom Hanks is a gem
SomeDetroitGuy
#3 - You're going to the wrong strip clubs
InvalidUserCreator
ReginaKasteen
#10 There's a fine line between being punk and just being an idiot and you passed it like, three or four lightyears back.
retroman688
That HP cosplay brings a song to mind....
VitaminJay
The Skiantos thing happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skiantos
beatsmybrainout
yeah, they made a song about it too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xdBKtE29os
beatsmybrainout
the refrain goes: "I like to fart, there's no shame in that, nothing to save"
UnholyMoses
Can confirm: chihuahuas are vicious little shits.
CoolHandRK
I have 2 of them. They love me and are total sweethearts. But, if you arent me, yes vicious little shits.
DarthFutuza
#30
TrappedInABubbleGumFactory
Hahah that fucking monkey is awestruck by the giant banana child
tryingtolaughthroughdiarrhea
YevKaseem
Why is Dumbledore naked?
Aprilmadness
Because Potter Puppet Pals was from the 1960s of internet meme culture
oakbendyeti
Keeping it real
zettaslow
Potter Puppet Pals! https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4?t=71 It's at 1:11
unvalidusername
pursueyourstar
Naked time!!
KaminoNeko
Because it's canon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
ChasiIsI
Thank you for that
th1cklikesitth1cker
compromise, compromise, comprise!
CantEscapePolitics1
Me too!
moeojelly
Four murders isn't a lot if you have affluenza
TurkeySlapa
STOPTIMUS CRIME - That shits amazing! +1
mattihase
I would deal with it Ash Williams. Because if I've lost my hand, chances are things are not going well.
FineApplePetes
I’m gigglesnorting loudly in public 10/10
Tacomassacre
Dont forget the creampies
NeynasGhost
I demand a sauce on the Luxury Slut.
TresusIbor
#3 What cat doesn't want to be petted while in your lap?
jessiMemeCat
The last post to look at before forcing myself to go to sleep was a good one, thanks
tzxAzrael
oh, is this it? the "go to sleep already, damnit" post? ...well i guess i should do that, too.
AmericanManBobsonDugnutt
Sleep well weary traveller.
errrgh
Just woke up, same
BNabs
But Joffrey was Jaime's son
jadack
He migth have been hes father but he wasnt hes daddy
KaminoNeko
He's Uncle Daddy.
WhyDidISignUpForThis
True. Also his sister's son though.
Princeoftards
Nephson
voxael
AND nephew *hums dueling banjos*
thrillingheroics
*squeals like a pig*
MomKevinjustfelloutofthecar
bazoopers
His face looks like a deepfake.
Efreeti
Is he 12 or 70?
Jophisaurus
Yes
MomKevinjustfelloutofthecar
That's from Deliverance