deevilknievel
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Jul 5, 2022 9:20 PM
deevilknievel
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SirDistic
I'm bad but I own 4 plastic plates and 6 ceramic plates. Multiple plastic cups from all over. And a cutlery set from Ronco, going on 20 yrs
METROlD
I lived like this before I met my wife. 1 plate, 1 bowl. If I burned my pan I threw it away and bought another for 5$ at safeway.
thatwoodguy
No salad fork? Madman!!!
KrantNeuf
That's actually a good way to force yourself to do the dishes. Or eat pizza everyday, I respect both.
StephenSmedley
It's knife, fork, spoon from the left. It's even easier to do with one of each and it's still wrong.
tarquinious
Why the fork is the forking fork on the wrong side?
wozat
But it's on the inside
Cataleast
Because some uncultured right-handed people insist on grabbing the fork with their right hand, the oafs ;)
TacoFox
The rest of the cutlery is in the sink dirty.
vlaurelrose101
Simplicity is perfection
snikpmupgnihsamseht
Living a fuckin dream.
KiwiGameDev
This pleases me
snixsys
WonderfunkJones
I mean do you need more?
lildude52ca
mine is the same way but i do it on purpose so i have to wash the dishes. i also only keep one plate, bowl, cup as well.
thrutch
he has the knife in the fork slot, the fork in the spoon slot, and the spoon in the knife slot. He's an animal.
pugcashingout
Pussy! I live alone and use 6 forks and 6 spoons! Wash time is 6 times later that with one set
FrogBotherer
I remember not long after I graduated Tesco was doing a promotion where you collect tokens to redeem an Alessi cutlery set, pretty sweet I -
FrogBotherer
thought. So I collected the many tokens required over the coming weeks and redeemed them - the set contained one knife, one fork, one -
FrogBotherer
dessert spoon, and one teaspoon...I was very disappointed. I bring this up because the cutlery in the picture looks *exactly* like that set.
DTNemes
My GF had a Alessi glass set. Super annoying to clean and left rings in seconds. Made her throw it away. Don't even feel bad about it.
Ponitytto
As a minimalist I absolutely love this. We had 4 of each, but we noticed that we need forks more so got 3 extra.
Shaodyn
I mostly use plastic silverware and paper plates/bowls. Don't need regular stuff much when it's just me.
kilgoth1
It actually costs more money to live alone than with someone else. Change my mind.
Euchale
Living alone is cheaper than living with somebody else and having to pay for therapy.
deevilknievel
It’s worth it for me.
Cataleast
A 100%. I will gladly pay through the nose for the privilege of living alone.
WB4DAD
What more would he need ?
optimusgoose
F that - obviously you need like 60 spoons, 2 forks, and 5 knives that are all different
heythereokaywow
I had two of each, just in case *bow chika wow wow* happened. I always just used the one in the drying rack.
deevilknievel
I have a fire extinguisher for the same reason.
whatdidyoureallyexpect
They’re out of order!!! Fork on the left, then knife, big spoon, then little spoon!!!!
CarpeNates
Thank you!
wozat
Straight to jail for contempt of fork
Daviino
Wrong order - fork, knive, spoon, desert spoon/fork
bloxxing
no cutlery drawer, i leave my utensils close to where i use them, licking them clean after use.
Lulabel73
Fork should go on the left of the knife.
deevilknievel
That’s table etiquette not drawer etiquette.
Lulabel73
It’s drawer to table efficiency! :)
australind
No soup spoon?
deevilknievel
Soul goes in the coffee mug/wine glass
Lulabel73
What a heathen!
Bytencoder
No soup.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Missing a steak knife.
nero4ty2
No need for one if you have a paring knife
Papabadger
And a poop knife
Jagshusband
That’s why he lives alone
tzahtman
In the restroom.
teacher745
I understood that reference!
VInTheSkyWithElephants
I don’t keep my steak knives in my cutlery drawer..
EverNotRelevant
That's what teeth are for
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Just because you live alone doesn't mean you need to live like an animal. Give me a fucking steak knife.
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SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Ok smeagol
grimpie
No, and you can't make me!
explainer
If you cook the steak properly you don't need it
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Oh that very much depends on the cut you are dealing with.
Temzilla
You just have to cook it lower and slower if it ain't fork tender.
MacKelvey
Why does he have 2 spoons? I only need 1.
PatrickDiomedes
i use small spoons for those yoplait yogurt containers, because our big spoons don't fit
CatatonicCowMoo
Soup
LdaQuirm
So do you add tablespoons of sugar to things, or eat with a teaspoon?
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
I use small spoon for soft boiled eggs and desserts
UncleMeaty
He's not a fucking animal.
funkystay
DeadeicPrints
Personally I don't like to use big spoons to stir coffee, or little spoons to eat cereal. Pudding also requires a smaller spoon.
cmonyoulardass
I thought I was a weirdo, I am the same way. Huh.
JoshuaFalken
Which one do you use for cuddling?
deevilknievel
Grapefruit Spoon
deevilknievel
One is for oatmeal the other is for heroin.
MacKelvey
See I don’t eat oatmeal so I don’t need the second spoon.
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CatatonicCowMoo
Help I just peed a little reading this. As a former user oh my fucking GOD.
deevilknievel
Congrats :)
Neale2No1
I wasn't aware that sociopaths made friends.
GreaterDog
They don't make friends, they acquire unknowing henchmen
TheOnlyChance
drpain522
Asexual and aromantic is a thing
RaptorDactyl
deevilknievel
Everybody needs an alibi
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
ThaWhiteRanger
Where were you, the night of September the 21st?
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
Having only one setting of utensils and probably place setting doesn't necessarily make them a sociopath. You could be an autistic assassin.
MeanWinchester
They're a sociopath because who goes "Big Spoon, Knife, Fork, Little spoon"?
Chronomechanist
It makes sense in order of frequent use. Teaspoon closest to the open draw for making tea/coffee. Fork for lazy eating, knife for full meals
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
This autistic assassin could also do taxes on the side to hide in plain sight......as in The Account. Good movie, you watch it.
Haemaelaeinen
Yup, loved it.
MissSpelledTattoo
deevilknievel
Good movie. Autistic assassin sounds better in dating profiles anyway.
AdmiralAut
Is he Autistic and kill for money? Or does he kill Autistic people for money?
deevilknievel
I think both actually.