N0FatCh1x
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Jan 27, 2017 5:43 PM
N0FatCh1x
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RavenHellfire
Can't wait till I can smell again, it's on and off still after my surgery
thepaintbox
My dad said the same thing when he quit smoking...
Ifellthroughthefourthwall
Botanical Gardens. Bakery. Chocolate shop. The woods after a storm. It will pay off.
closer2theSUN
You got a legit lol out of me. Nicely worded, great post.
TheHackerFormerlyKnownAs4Chan
Hey, I'm in that exact same situation! I had polyps removed.
CredibleHulk
Reminds me of: http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1347/13479024/2456724-9773393366-agent.gif
xj4low
My sense of smell changed about a year back. Fresh bread doesn't smell good along with other stuff. I prob have a tumor or some crap.
someonestolemypants
It's your buggers!!!!! I had that surgery 3 months ago, and it's so true, I had no idea what the hell was going on
CrossthreadIndustries
You get that plus, and that minus going.
IsItUsed
Phantosmia
DonnyMatthews83
That's why I'm keeping my sinus
MukieK
You will get better and the incisions will heal, then that smell will get better.
grumples137
I have had a similar / same surgery. I smell ur pain. It is awful. Then walking by candle stores, instant headache.
beigephillip
Tim? Is that you?
N0FatCh1x
I have asked people to call me Tim before, but they refused.
MissMiaCulpa
That's your upper lip, yo. (apparently I am 12 years old, i apologize retroactively your upper lip totally smells fine)
TheTealOne
You sound like a 12 year old Canadian :)
MissMiaCulpa
the best kind of Canadians (actually i'm just kidding all canadians are good canadians carry on)
N0FatCh1x
That's cool, my friends have made the same joke haha.
candar
oh! I had this happen to me too! fridges are horrible! laundry is great.
mobiuus2001
It does!. I continue to smoke stinky cigarettes because it masks the smells of everything, numbs my nose..
fluger
Its the only sense that having a good one is a bad thing. I'm basically blind and have tinnitus, but I can smell like wolverine. Its shit.
TheyHunger
Yeah, my spouse is a friggin bloodhound. It brings them only woe.
Ragzeal
I find that asnosmia is actually quite fun.
Nykidemus
You mean aschnozzmia.
redheadbrownie
I have it. It's easier to deal/live with than most people think
Ragzeal
I finally lost all of my smell. For the last 2 years all that I could smell was carbon.
8BitCrusader
From everything I've read, it's easier for those of us who never could smell. Plays merry hell on those who lose the sense later in life.
Ragzeal
I used to be able to smell.... can't remember anything but carbon
Gadamnit69
I stopped smoking, now i can smell everything
EyeTri
I stopped smelling, now I can smoke everything
thelocalcorner
I have a family ranch, oh boy can I tell you what shit smells like
extraordinaryagility
When you hear people say "animal husbandry" and you think to yourself aww hell naw I wouldn't ever want that stank-ass for a husband!!!
fancypantsies
remember when patrick got his nose? now you know how he feels.
RolandSin
I had surgery on my sinuses and it didn't help shit.
drusillajovi
I've never been able to smell. And at this point I really don't want to
JKJM
Haven't been able to smell anything since 2005. I'm okay with this
ilovemyboobs
I actually refuse to have this surgery because everyone that's had it says everything now stinks. No thanks. I'll keep my sniffles.
edthedestroyer
Try smelling Zoidburg?
Jumbojet22
OP, I have been unable to smell my whole life. Curious what kind of doctor you saw to diagnose the problem.
potatnia
Same! I've never mentioned it to a doctor though... it never seemed important. Is it?
futuralon
Mention it next time you're there.
8BitCrusader
You too? I saw an ENT and got an MRI myself a few years back. No sign of scarring or infection, so mine is a mutation or something.
8BitCrusader
No-Smell Guy, the lamest X-man!
TRUELIKEtheRIVER
I was in a car crash when I was little, some chemical fire extinguisher got in my nose and fucked it up. Can't smell my own body, and 1/x
TRUELIKEtheRIVER
Can smell peppers, but not things like Cho Mein.Shit's fucked.
N0FatCh1x
An ENT (Ear nose and throat specialist). Got an MRI on my sinuses and found an infection all up in there.
Jumbojet22
Thanks bruh
FatherOfFour
I feel a bit cheated, have had two nose surgeries and still almost no sense of smell.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Here4daCats
Great username +1
Here4daCats
Great username +1
imreallyjusthereforthecats
But are you REALLY here for the cats ; )
Here4daCats
Lol that is the intention, however there are many distractions.
N0FatCh1x
WelgianBaffles
What's this from?
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Game show called Total Blackout
xenoraptor
I forgot the name, but is this that show where people do uncomfortable things in the dark while the audience sees exactly what theyre doing?
WilwoWaggins
Stop picking your nose after scratching your ass.
BirdLeaff
Confucius say those who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger
beamishmango
Or at least use the other hand.
WilwoWaggins
On the other hand.
EnchantedSweatervest
It's called extreme brown nosing
N0FatCh1x
Well fuck, there goes my weekend plans.
WilwoWaggins
I'm sure it is going to take a little adjustment. Go hang out in a bakery for a treat.
ChiLLeCheeze
Then OP will want to eat. After eating so much OP will get diabetes. Then OP will eventually die. I see through your clever murder plan.
WhitePhoenix
You speak from experience.
WilwoWaggins
Damn straight. Don't have to tell me twice. Wake up in the morning with an itch in your nose, you check before proceeding.
terrorofthederp
Kylecorn?
MurdockTheHawk
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/this-is-a-name-i-have-not-heard-in-a-long-time.jpg
DingoDingus
What is that story? I've seen him referenced but I've never gotten an explanation
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AgressorBunx
Well not meme, more like a reference
Vincentz
Stopped smoking after 23 years of smoking. Everything smell so bad. Worst smell is prolly other smokers...
SeeMyVests
Wet smokers. When they come in from the rain....fucking YUCK.
sharkbirdbitecaw
I was amazed too, I had no idea there was so much to smell in the world.
Kezo2K11
Wow same here, exactly 23 year, going on 11 years smoke-free!
Schmedes
Tobacco smoke is not a smell. I used to smell dick because of coke. Now that's a smell. You ever smell dick because of tobacco smoke?
Snoochybooch
10chains
Book this man!
SlicedBr3ad
Half Baked reference?
UltraLord69
No..... Couldn't be.....
SlicedBr3ad
That's Bob Saget about coke addiction, not tobacco smell... And I'm hopefully realizing you're instigating rather than disagreeing...
foxfire1112
I dont know what you're saying, but it sounds terrible
Insideanus
Half Baked reference, Bob saget shouts it at Dave for coming to addicts anonymous for weed (hardly seems like an addiction next to coke)
foxfire1112
I'm just amused that 28 other people saw my comment and agreed lol
N0FatCh1x
As an ex-smoker I completely agree!
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
Same. It's so weird though walking by someone smoking I'm fine. Stale smoke on someone's jacket I want to hurl.
siggey
Can confirm
JohnnieTheShrubber
Ex smoker as of 87 days ago, and when I smell another smoker I absolutely love it.
TheStateOfDenial
eyuup. That's how I knew I was cured of my smoking habit.
TheStateOfDenial
Though, I _STILL_ to this day get cravings from old scheduling cues or habits. Like post-dinner or the truck on the way home from the pub.
MobiusAzarath
How long have u been smoking and when did u start?
N0FatCh1x
I only smoked from the age of 18 to 23.
MobiusAzarath
Okay thats around the same as me, 15 til now 20. Do you really notice a difference after quitting?