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#1
When your owner calls you by your full name
#2
Tita-neck king
#3
Did you know?
#4
Skinny Cat vs Fat Cat (Snow Edition)
#5
Dam
#6
Doctor Mittens Will See You Now
#7
Uhh yea
#8
At least they tried
#9
No ads
#10
Grandpa Joe
#11
Stiff competition
#12
Always best to be safe.
#13
Lawl
#14
Celebrity
#15
Just so you know...
#16
Yeah, Science!
#17
Ah yes, the two genders!
#18
Hard Day's work
#19
Around what time?
#20
Lost cat
#21
Great Advice
#22
Local PTA didn't think this one through.
#23
Those seasonal blues.
#24
Safety first
#25
Existentialgingerbreadism
#26
Happy ending
#27
Same thing, right?
#28
Born that way
#29
Just don’t.
#30
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luciferrex
#18 is a bar by my house! Jimmie's Ladder 11 in Dayton, Ohio.
Raviabertay
#5 AW LAWD HE COMIN..
furriephillips
What’s with the noose, in #5?
claydhd14
#5 Hey buddy, I saw that shadow. You okay?
HobbitBob
#23 I used to work at B&J, they wanted the training staff to wear badges saying "BJ Buddy", most of us said no lol
avacc
#4 I always describe SCUBA as flying slowly in aquaspace.
Uberdude100
#1 i don't think looking cute as opposed to fierce is such a bad thing
AnthropomorphisingEverything
#10 your wife is an adorable work of magic and deserves a good damned peacock! Now go buy it some food.
CountryMetal01
it's just a Rainbow Turkey
Darkish2010
My son’s son’s son
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Why in the ever living hell would you want a peacock? Things are so loud
thegelatoking
#11 the truth about grandpa is that he had a coke addiction. He had dual coke nails!
billtheledge
#5 a noose? Probably just my dark mindset having fun again.
SorenAziz
I cannot adequately express how much I hate these mannequins.
sammygold
A bit of transference, maybe?
SorenAziz
No, my issues are more with the normalization of obesity but I cannot express how much I hate it.
tajashal
"Cream in your pajamas"
CountryMetal01
#10 You now have a *turkey* dinner
maito
XFMR
#16 looks like there’s gonna be dust bunnies of hair and when it rains the whole place smells like lake water. But whatever, there’s doggos!
Bessity
If you're on Twitter or IG, they're @thegoldenratio4 and the content is pure joy!
QuotablePoots
All necks matter!
bags1988
Baughr
At least one person thought it through, while the others didn't get it lol
BirdieBirdie
Ben and jerry funky monkey?
tom735
Or at least the dads did anyways.
puffcorn237
Pretty sure that's something my freshmen RA would make and not the PTA
BigMutts
I read it as “bus in your pus” and I was very concerned.
goliatron
“Come socialize and eat ice! Cream in your pajamas!”
sowasvonsowas
Peacocks are excellent watch dogs. They'll let you know (at night) if an intruder is around!
TheOriginalAmberRose
Top quality dump! I lost it at Lady Gaga. +1
RonnieKielbasa
Peacocks seen fun until they start screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night.
RonnieKielbasa
*seem
jono135790
What is #29 from?
PerturbedBadger
Star Trek !!
tr3kstar
#30 always gets me
MuppetHead13
Cream in your pajamas.
mufasa1028
3/10 seen 90% in the last 2 days
PessimisticAF
#6
KiLLeRdAcKeL2
Wow now i get it.
FuzzyBear
Hello ?️eavers
Rubeuss
Good job you posted the original one
insanemama
#19 solid joke. I give it a 5/7.
InsufferablePedant
TheImgurWarsMadeMe
Ah, a perfect score, excellent!
canyouthriveat35
I don’t have to go back to work until Sunday night... sooo.. THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!!
Vbfa
Is that a noose?
Ventralfinn
Unless we've discovered antigravity rope, I'd say nah.
yellowwood8888
1st thing I saw, too!
trigonman3
No, this is Patrick
definitelynotawolf
I’ve never noticed that before. It could be
DrMountainLion
Yes I believe so.
DamnDongels
Why Is no one else talking about this?
Uctvrvbybe
Hmm??
FlatPlutoSociety
#5
xccvbnm
I went back and looked. Not seeing it?
CumsInPies
The skinny cat/fat cat
FlatPlutoSociety
#5
pleasesendcows
You da real mvp