Fulustreka
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Jul 26, 2026 2:35 PM
Fulustreka
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Source: @bouncelegant on YT
SedatedSl0th
I hate these ai posts on social media.
RIxspacexCK
yet going the opposite way is completely opposite
jtwood
zeacorzeppelin10
The squish sounds
Titilve74
makeamericasmartagain9000
I hate and love the internet.
spitfires2000
khalwat
Came here to post this
myfriendkaroshi
Is this a post about lettuce?
CJAW
Just the last one
myfriendkaroshi
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWhicWIwaTZ5emV0bGdybXh5bG84aWQ4NTNqMmJzYzBrejMxZXVxMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dL9O3FUiwCtuU/200w.webp
SmellingMistake
So if your poop is 75% soft you don't even have to flush? It just slides down the toilet hole too?!
DoomSquirter
ngl. I have had those before. I call them ghost riders or invisipoops
SmellingMistake
Here I sit broken hearted, thought I had to poop, but only farted.
DoomSquirter
sadly, there's a grand distinction between a misfire and a ghost rider. the ghost rider, you feel leaving your body but you can't find his body afterwards. also known as shypoop or a free swimmer
1eventHorizon9
SkittishLittleToaster
Is that Papyrus font
1eventHorizon9
No idea
CorvidPrime
PackratMagpie
Noahbalboa82
It is imperative the cylinder not be harmed.
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
25% Just the tip and only for a moment.
Aleshio98
Start at 50% soft, got it
sadurdaynight
Hentai artists taking notes thinking this is how the female cervix works.
BobAllen2004
75% was very satisfying
TheOneWhoWasLeft
100% is just liquid, not soft. So 75% should've been labelled 100%. I have strong feelings about this.
Fulustreka
I prefer 50% because I'm a tough girl
GamiCross
Now speaking of Tyler Farms...
ThanosDei
Half of this is my romantic history. The other half my colorectal health history.
aeonblue08
The important question: which half is which…?
ThanosDei
Doesnt matter. They’re both shitty.
OtterlyMagnificent
Same Same.
moecurlylarry
Viagra commercial?
BrockEffingSamson
That's right, it goes in the circle hole.
GenXHippie
lgkinasen
moist
4t0m1c4
@GarrisonFjord ideas
GarrisonFjord
OMG it's like a poop simulator! I gotta try this!
TankardHoot
I suggest more fiber
slamorama
And/or more coffee.
ObiHaiv
Or a poop knife
skyfishgur
whoa whoa whoa!!! too much fiber...
miked854
KolliFlaur
And less chrome
jbrightmans
I’ll show you 100% soft…
Aranon1183
By looking in a mirror?
LeftRightThere
* title of your sex tape gif *
KaJuN
Strawberries are packed with fiber.
Aranon1183
This Mexican cactus soda I drank has 6g of fibre!
ActionJohnnie
No shit?
Aranon1183
Yup. No shit!
TailinSero
Actually, they're typically packed by hand.
laternamagicalux
Remember, fiber makes it go out as it activates the bowels while protein firms it up and eventually to the point of blockage and gut pain. Many americans need to reduce protein and almost all need to up fiber intake.
slamorama
Also remember that too much peanut butter comes out more or less the same and just as sticky.
savemebabyjebus
And crunchy produces interesting results
azazyel
I really need to read up on this. I eat a lot of fiber and a decent amount of protein. It's produced interesting results
skyfishgur
we call that the slingshot.
Starlatan
redpandabanana
keys79
YippeeKayakOB
Ah yes, the Turd 1000
RARusk
Get. Out.
IFoldlyGo
Imagine that pilot afterwards trying to explain why he jumped out of his helicopter.
HillOfBeans
JowesCrow
Welp, Rule 34 strikes again. Thanks for that.
AdmiralButtStuff
The sound effects were completely unnecessary and yet perfect.
SailorPupitar
On a scale of ting to splat, how soft are you?
EtchArtist
Thanks for pointing this out! I had my sound off. It is a much different experience. Haha!
JennyLawless
Agh. Why did I unmute?!
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
They were far from perfect and completely unnecessary, but they did make me uncomfortable, so +1.
devasto
I strongly disagree about them being unnecessary
Fulustreka
Me too
sebatti
Thanks to your comment I too discovered this perfect sound and it just enhanced the whole experience!
drunkbs
I would also like a chrome hotdog with varying softness.
BigFatBobbie
bobbobbybobbington
cyperpunk2077 :P
NeverEnoughFoxes
Mr. Stud!
choppedliveraldente
Colossus. Call him.
duktayp
Mature nsfw immature
Destro24
After a trip to Taco Bell.
jonReremy9669
BeaverOnFire
cousteau
Bottom pic looks like it's a health hazard
BellsTheorem
Its fine if its gallium.
cousteau
Welp, TIL that gallium is non-toxic. I would've expected it to be. Now I kinda wanna get me some gallium. …Is Robocop around?
dorpjorp
Murcumry can be very deadly to consume
andaraven
Certainly, but kids used to break mercury thermometers to play with the mercury, most lived. I think mercury poisoning requires quite a bit of exposure to be serious. One handful won’t hurt you, one mouthful on the other hand…
akelamishari
Can confirm, ive kept a little bottle of “pet mercury” that ive added several broken thermometers’ worth of mercury that I sporadically handled and im ok. Also, it isn’t necessarily mercury, there are other metals with melting point below body temperature. I think maybe gallium is one of them?
cousteau
Yeah, apparently gallium is non-toxic. But mercury is quite dangerous - even if you didn't get any ill side effects, you could have.
akelamishari
I know its absorbed through the skin, but i always made sure to not have any cuts and ive held it maybe 10 minutes total per every 5-10 years or so.
Last time i touched it was over a decade ago. I believe it's more likely i'll die from cancer or all the pollution im breathing in or eating in junk food than the smallish exposure to mercury.