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Jul 22, 2016 5:33 AM
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Smilec
http://img.cinemablend.com/cb/d/6/d/e/3/c/d6de3c9747405dccabf7ec99424ca60821875c70c9963893b1f2f4b679c770c9.jpg
FaithAlone
But how do I use the three sea shells?
FixedsysLabs
Build a gun
LordGarrett
1.) You need a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. 2.) You'll need cartridges, not shells. 3.) Any pistol worth your money comes with 2+ magazines.
lindydanny
Instructions unclear... I've shot my lawnmower.
JohnGaltonStrike
Legit. Totally what he was talking about. Good on you. What's your address?
sunpirate63
Thank me later http://www.officeguns.com/gunadv_super_maul.html
DocEllis
This site is full of people who are lying about knowing/being a Texan...
Normy08
Not clips, magazines...for gods sake.
panververis888
Yeah but are you sorry for not knowing how this is supposed to work?
atobatarnf
Kept you from worrying for a minute while you gathered everythinng though, eh?
nitedragon
Am I the only one that use 'shells' as a reference to shotgun ammo?
155DangerClose
yes, you are the ONLY person who uses the term correclty. Literally the only one, here you go accept this gift basket prize
nitedragon
Do I get an extra clip for my gun? :D only one clip came in the box!
Zoodpy
Home Alone style. Jam the clips under your door frame. Use the wrench to crush up the shells and spread them under the window. Duh
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
If they can dodge a wrench they can dodge a ball.
ACaliCorgi
ChingenSuCulo
Yeah last time I saw this, it was for sale
TacoFox
OP obviously doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells.
barrbluej
In order to protect the house, we must shell it
gloryofdawn
If you asked for clips and shells for a 9mm handgun, you deserved the office supplies and seashells.
myr14d
Shells make good flensing tools.
Foxmark1
hehe, he doesn't know how the shells work
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Hahaha, guys! he doesn't know how to use the box of shells!
Nabopalar
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
http://imgur.com/YD8vMup
Nabopalar
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Damn you for beating me to it!!
raginglolz
You'll probably use those to defend your home just as much as 99% of Americans will use their 9mms to defend theirs
violentSpork
Instructions unclear. Penis sounds like ocean.
irisewithredeyes
Spread the shells all over your house, and when the burglar steps on them and jumps in pain, distracted, hit'im in the head with the wrench.
jadespider
while he's unconscious, apply the nipple clamps...
ICallPeoplesBullshit
MacGyver would take over Russia with this.
DontcallmeLen
You've obviously never used the three seashells.
imatubejunkie
Username69420
I just curse at the box on the wall that gives out citations. Use the citations instead of seashells.
papixander
I will never downvote that comment, ever
Stalin4Time
I want you to know that I reset my password just so I could log in and upvote your comment.
Baldknight
Seduce the attacker with a song from the shells, throw the wrench at them to knock them out and the clips go on the nipple
Eridith
Such ingenuity
JCrashB
No, clamp dez nuts.
dankknight
If you can dodge a wrench... He'll probably ask for a glass of milk
YourNeighborhoodTrashcan
Satanic.
Jlurkin
*your nipples
DanyulD
It's for the adrenaline rush.
JustAnotherCynicToo
That may be my fetishist, I'm not sure, requires further testing.
sparkleypegasus
He puts them on his own nipples after that?
5712
With a pocket full of shells!
ruthbaderginsburg
He's a sure shot, suuuure don't make that body drop
Dragon10449
So they can rally 'round the family?
BangstickMagnum
Yeah they can rally 'round the family, if they've got a pocket full of shells.