Don't mess with this guy's flakes.  I saw him kill a bunch of guys twice. 

Jan 25, 2018 11:31 PM

Deadpolio

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Thought this was a trailer for John Wick 3 for a sec

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I get excited for Keeanu Reevs

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I think I get close to this excited for Corn Flakes.

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Fun fact: Keanu was 87 years old when they filmed this commercial.

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Whats with the cum stains?

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he REALLY loves cornflakes

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Canada. 1987.

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An excellent adventure.

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Flake news

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Damnit. Commercials really do work. I have not had Cornflakes for years and can taste them already - now I want/need a bowl

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I know damnit. Same here.

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They must have changed the recipe

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It was made in my town. They relocated to somewhere else, so different crops result in different tastes.

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His reaction at the end

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This was just shot last week.

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At this age he looks like Scott Baio

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Different eyes and a different smile.

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what kind of lunatic does both the outside tables before the one in the middle

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Why is he so cute

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Why tho

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Wtf HAHAHHAHAHA

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https://youtu.be/cygv7h6E1KY

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That looks homemade. Was this not homemade? Did this have a budget? Whose idea was this? I need names!

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Ok.....I reiterate

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LOL

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Spaaaaammmmm.

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THAT WAS HIM?!

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That’s a little .... corny. ....sorry.

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oooh

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back when you could actually exaggerate in a commercial without a hundred people suing you for false advertising.

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Corn flakes were invented to deter masturbation. There, that's something you know now.

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they do make horrible lube

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And that is why I once jacked it to a picture of a bowl of them.

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Dr. Kellogg was also batshit insane.

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Fortunately the Kelloggs who sold the Corn Flakes we know was actually his brother.

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At last, we know the secret to his immortality.

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He’s the one.

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Whoa.

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No no, that's Owen Wilson.

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Hey that guy needs to fix my man's car and stop fuckin around in space n shit

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Excellent!

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*guitar riff*

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Totally!

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Non heinous!

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Smells like family

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Jamie Salamister

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this is an edward macaronifork-quality pun

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They serve cornflakes at hogwarts?

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Well fuck, they've got everything else.

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Whoa, Master has given Keanu a sock. Thanks, dude!

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Gotta keep those kids from masturbatin'

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I'm pretty sure I remember them saying cereal is available for breakfast in the books

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In February 1994, Neville Longbottom was having cornflakes as part of his breakfast when he received a Howler from his grandmother.

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After he fled the Great Hall, Hedwig arrived with a letter for Harry and Ron, then helped herself to some of Neville's cornflakes

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Fun Fact 2: the letter was sent after Neville misplaced his password list, thus enabling Sirius Black to enter Gryffindor Tower.

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Sirius, of course, was after their Lucky Charms.

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