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Not Safe For Work
FP edit: Thanks guys, gals and toasters! Ummm, send whatever the hell you want, more nerdy memes maybe?
kingofbass40
And this is why we have signs that warn us to not do stupid shit
crazydaisy13
So many things are clenched while looking at these.
iShouldBeWorking42
If it's stupid... and it... works.... no, no, most of these are so stupid they shouldn't work.
Jennyfromthedock
#13 found Nemo
StevenFarmer
LSAH
That bloke under the vehicle, at least he chocked the back wheel with a rock...
LOKI75
Unless that stick is wet.... now u just electrified all water on that street and u die painfully.... alot
sirtimothy3
Question for all, in future dumps would it be useful if I numbered all the images? To make it easier to see which one someone's on about?
biggreenfan
Yes
SynNombre
Title checks out. Truly NSFW.
whatdoesittake
Title should NSAW... Not Safe About Work
TrapperStew
Some of these ladder set ups are completely ok. Those who fall of them the most use them the least.
GordanFreeman23
That Pallet stacking one just irritates me....
HeikePrevette6
If anyone is down for a chat message me on WhatsApp: +17372018064
twiceroundforapound
Remember.. if it works and no one gets hurt it's not stupid.
init3
krapmyself
Sweet OSHA... I'm trying to poop over here and you're making my ass clench tighter than a nuns cunt on sunday.
Davedavedavedavedave
Mattmaster77
Sigh *unzips*
GnowledgedGnome
Come with me and you'll be in a world of OSHA violations
vaginadiner
i dont get the last image
cousteau
I fapped to these.
Slamadamadindong
OSHA =
boxesoftacos
#10 It would be even more dangerous if they hadn't used Chep pallets
boxesoftacos
That shit's sturdy.
stressfracturesintitanium
Fuckin' Chep pallets. What a royal pain in the arse.
atrayyou
#9 My grandma has that picture above the stairs, used to terrify me as a kid XD
VestaRuffina
So much Darwin at work
IndependentHampster
Some of these people are dead
PrickGrimes
*Opens dump at work... (insert I too like to live dangerously pic)
meowlistenhere
The guy in the excavator bucket, that's safe for work, been there done that. Trust your operator kids
MarlboromanMat
These are actual photos of Darwin Award recipients, only moments before they qualified for the award with (at times) a grisly death.
MarlboromanMat
In fact, what they were doing killed them so hard, they died... to death.
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
Please tell me this is staged...
onepinksheep
It is. You can see from how the marks on the blade are not blurred together that the saw isn't turned on.
sirtimothy3
I can only assume it must be...
VizenFatale
The circular saw on the guy's back makes me panic and also THERE IS A WORKBENCH TYPE THING TO CUT ON NOT FIVE FEET BEHIND THEM!
RaynWisp
"Workbench type thing" You mean a sawhorse?
Squeezit
There's a lot of trust that would go into that, assuming the thing is turned on and not a joke for a picture
nonsequiturgif
I was like
onepinksheep
It's the guy under the truck with only a couple of wooden beams propping it up that got to me. One wrong shift and instant human pretzel.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Right?! Those two tiny thin edges of wood against the ground...
BoogasRevenge
Carpenter here, can confirm coworkers backs are much more stable fuck using skill saws.
odraencoded
I saw it and thought "r u fking kidding me?" Most of these are legit "hold me and pray to God today isn't my day to ascend to heavens"
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Always sucks my balls right back into my pelvis
nuckinfuts4
Saw horse
VizenFatale
Where did you see the horse?
FireHeartProjects
Theyre replicating a safety poster that is kind of a meme in the industry (theres one in my shop too)
Watanobbiisaplace
The saw isn't on, you can see the markings on the blade aren't blurred, complete setup.
pirate4lifes
The whole image is blurry. Idk what you're taking about.
onepinksheep
There are markings on a saw blade that blend together when the blade is in motion. The pic may be blurry, but those markings are still 1/2
onepinksheep
distinct, meaning the saw isn't in use. That particular pic was staged. 2/2
drangir
Staged or not, it's made @VizenFatale panic and nothing will take it back now :(
pyronoia
⚠️
Yokosumari
It's Boshy Time!
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Heard the metal gear alert in my head for some reason
diregamer
???? ????
diregamer
Huh.
RaynWisp
⚠️ it counts as 2 characters guys!!! ⚠️
generationsai
‼️
eveninthefuturenothingworks
????
snivy642
*Caution*
ListenHereFucko
howdu doda?
FoxJonesFIN
Must be a wizard
januskincaid
http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_d1eddae08f453458e4a6da9d959af2ab.jpg
pyronoia
Here are some more which work: ❤️⭐️️☀️☁ ☔️ ❄️ ✨️ ⛄️ ⛅️ ⚡️ ☕️ ♨️ ✔️✖️⚠️️⛔️♻️️ ✂️ ✉️ ✏️ ✒️ ⏰️ ⌚️ ⏳️ ☎️ ☕️ ⛪️ ⛲️ ⛺️ ⛽️ ✈️ ⛵️ ⚓️ ⚽️ ⚾️️ ⛳️ ♿️
pyronoia
➡️️⬅️️⬆️️⬇️️↖️↗️↘️️↙️ ↩️️ ↪️ ⤴️ ⤵️ ⏩️⏪️⏫️⏬️▶️️◀️️ ℹ️️ ♈️ ♉️ ♊️ ♋️ ♌️ ♍️ ♎️ ♏️ ♐️ ♑️ ♒️ ♓️ ⛎️✅️☑️️️⬛️⬜️◻️️◼️️◽️️◾️️▫️️▪️️⚪️⚫️♠️️♣️️♥️️♦️️
Crydsch
......
ff177
. ⬅️ for later
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
????http://emojipedia.org/people/
ListenHereFucko
???????????? WOah, so cool. Thanks????????????
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Seem only some seem to work after some test
neech
Thanks
n0numbers
????
n0numbers
Wait it turned into question marks.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
That's what i mean by they don't all work