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But all I see are nutsacks...
Apr 25, 2020 6:50 AM
worktolivemylife
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But all I see are nutsacks...
tea3agger
I read that as milked then for their semen. Thinking - what for? A smoothie?
threedeviations
PETA will be on the phone...3...2...
FFeather
My fatass thought she was dressed as a taco at first
Colopty
金玉
KitsuSixNinety
I’m leaning kanji and I know 金is money or gold, but I’m not sure what 王 kanji is can you explain?
Colopty
It's 玉, not 王. Note the little dot in the lower right. Means ball/jewel/orb/etc. When put together it means testicles.
KitsuSixNinety
金玉 so golden nuts! ありがとう！
JimMelon
Just here for the testicomments
upsidedownhead
whiskeydingo
https://youtu.be/Fv1qq6ypiTk
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
So is it naturally piss yellow or did they have to dye it to be that colour?
mofreckle
i dont wanna be that guy but its yellow not gold.
ilikebenches
what? it's blue!
Levitus
It's black and blue! Not gold and white!
igneus
They really dropped a ball on this one...
CaptCoolBeans
More like draped the balls
oneballrory
As a man that has lost one testicle +1
igneus
Well now you can get a spider silk golden replacement. Ta-da
alteriron
how ugly
dasklaus
What kind of summary is "two men lead a team of 80 people"? If you write a one-sentence summary, how is "two men led them" the primary info?
Alfadorfox
Because the people who "lead" a team doing the actual work want to put themselves at the front of everything.
Lulabel73
And they make that out of it?!
SecondSince
Too bad it's ugly as fuck
GlenL
Without the testicle tassels, there is some very intricate stitching
OminousLard
Why does the nacho have testicles?
Sanivia
and then they made one ugly carpet instead of something really awesome out of the fabric.
CaptLionard
And they made it look like that? Seems like a massive waste of time
TheCriticalComposer
burnwiner
Can I have mine with 4 ballsacks?
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
Why didn't they give the job to much more talented people? That looks terrible!
ddriscoll3
Pretty impressive wattle.
TheJomsborgViking
I doubt they used all that effort making something so rare, that they'd waste it on making that stupid looking poncho
RafaelHugNKiss
It looks like shit though.
jojo1227
most high fashion shit does
RobJenkins
Do your balls hang low do they swing to and fro can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow
ruint
Oh god why, no, OW. even imagining it hurts.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
*ears --source:barney
RobJenkins
Sure, but to be fair Barney the big purple dinosaur had to clean up the lyrics for his preschool audience
paulus1978
Do you get that funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling, oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low
bumbags4eva
Bawbags and spiders. I really never did understand fashion.
Fubardir
first i thouht shes wearing an omelette
calmdowntoughguy
Scrotum coatum. Scroat coat.
TheHaloFollower
Scroat for short.
billbobagsh0t350
Sack-a-mack...
Fredfinks
theres 3. A 3 T Scroat
patotheduck
A Ball Shawl
Skawomplious
Scrotocum.
KittyQweeen
Oooh Sharon, you got a scrotum coat? Luckaaaaaaay.
JackBeak
Coats McScrotes
haIucid
Testie vestie
ChocolatePorridge
Sacket jacket
dumalalee
Nard Garb
DontTellMeWhatToDoBawbags
A Sacket.
3Davideo
Jesus' Technicolor Dreamscrote.
thepenisqueen
Wingardium Leviscrota
MrStealUrMemes
How does one milk a spider? Do they buy dinner first?
HeartsStarsAndSouls
You just pull on the butt rope.
tomb818
First you need a Very small stool & bucket
BklynPunisher
The hardest part is finding the nipples.
LittleBallOfCute
https://youtu.be/aLSGBQUA8l0
NotTinyPancakes
Horribly still they didn't milk it the same way the milk silk moths I think so that's soemthing.
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
They zap the shit out of them with a precise amount of electricity. Really they're convulsing out the silk.
chookmad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLSGBQUA8l0
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Kinky old bastards BDSM'd a spider to a table.
Radix865
Spiders aren't used to being the sub in bondage.
mortimertoast
Same as a cow, you just need a really small stool.
GadenKerensky
DigDug74
First ya have to find their nipples and then...
TangerStar
They have to go on at least 3 dates
llamasaylol
With silk caterpillars (they aren't actually worms), they boil them alive in their cocoon. But I don't know about spiders.
joot
The spiders are not harmed. They're taped stationary, the silk is affixed to a roller, and it spins until they run out. Then they are fed &
joot
released.
Mevo
so basically spider anal beads?
feryooday
How would taping them not be considered harming them?
LuffyDmonkey1
Magic
joot
Because they are physically unharmed.
MrBoogerPig
If I taped you down, would you consider yourself harmed?
feryooday
it sounds like a lot of fun to me. except the rashes from the adhesive. those don’t
CaptainScout
Prob not but if you tied a vacuum to my asshole and started feeding me I’d feel vexed
Lastdarkninja
Maybe a little hot and bothered...
feryooday
but really if the tape was bigger than my body and I was covered in hair I think it would be really painful once removed
PrivateEntrance
I’d call it a promise of a good time. And you’d better follow through. Not like last Saturday, you fucking tease.
qzgy
Not sure, but I think they just draw the silk from their spinners. Maybe.
allofmycandy
I did not know that
ThomasThundersword
yep, they don’t let them finish and leave cause they would rip the thread of the cocoon into a ton of short pieces. iirc there are some>
ThomasThundersword
skill farms that found another way, but i don’t know any more than a vague (they exist) in the back of my head, so i could be totally wrong
Ulthirm
Some farms bred the silk ones into making it a certain way that doesn't ruin it. Actually more expensive than normal.
Peachcappuccino
Fuck that's horrible
lazysombrero
incorrecthorsestapler
I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
mormacil
Yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation
PicklesMcGeee
Witch’s milk
MrStealUrMemes
Raileks
https://art-of-lol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Alistar-League-Of-Legends-Fan-Art-1.png
ItchyFist
Took me like 40 seconds to realize those are tassels, not fabric testicles
InnerBushman
Oh!
concorde77
Tassticles
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
Trucknuts
muhvitus
They are fabric testicles thou
mcglirkymeow
No, no, those are testicles.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
This might help
FTRek
What's the difference?
GodKingDeity
What are tassles if not fabric testicles?
wafflesnaffle
Chesticles !!
jonloki
Still not convinced ur anymore correct now vs before.
worktolivemylife
All that effort though for it to look like balls....
Purkitten
Clit - balls!
nopenononope
Exactly my thought. Only one in the world, better make sure there are balls on it.
Maxgaap
I dub them tassticles
yeaaadude
Fessticles
Syk0tik0ne
It's a fessticle miracle!
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Tasst-silk-les? too much? Just Testsilkles? nah, yours is better. Let's do your thing.
threyon
Let’s just call them Popplers.
chazthapaladin
MinnesotaKat
Neoeon
Indeed. Poor fashion choice there.
OgrusDominus
Joe Exotic something something golden nuggets.
Ilovebuns
I made my choice.
bambulina
Yeah. Those are balls. You're lookin at balls.
MrCoolWhip
The piece is called the golden shower
Sirsir94
Welp, can't unsee that
Eldis
Well, it's made from golden orb spiders' webbing.
nuketheburrito
I can just picture Tim Gunn having a moment.
CallahansLawRefutesEntropy
Po’tay’to po’tah’to
MightyMorphinePowerRangerz
It took me however long it was to read your comment and look back at the pic + another 40 seconds
chimpo64
Oh yeah? I had to read BOTH your comments AND go Google "tassels".
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Wait what? Start the clock, cause all I saw were triple-hung testicles in a weird labia.
Danasadiva
Actually saw this in person it's gorgeous and the detail work omg I have close up picks of it
admiralSSGHALO
Post?
Danasadiva
Just posted them :)
admiralSSGHALO
Thanks