Pool beer tossĀ 

Aug 29, 2017 3:29 PM

Pool beer toss

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Centrifugal force throw

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Is this a bar in Houston?

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Glad to see the people of Houston are keeping up their spirits

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Back boobs is so jelly!

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Well that's the sexiest thing I've seen in the last hour.

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I'd marry either one.

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Cool but if you see the cup it's practically empty by the time it makes it to her lips

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That toilet is giant!

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With that username.. <3

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She has skillz

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They teach you real skills in college these days!

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So, can we all leave the mom alone that just there being a mom living her life and not point out her imperfections?

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But I thought Imgur said all titties are good titties. Front or back

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Still the only comment I can find mentioning her at all. Weird.

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Pantera used to throw beer like this to the crowd. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jCQckwSrO-k

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Look. That woman has back boobs

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As a lifeguard, there is so much cringe going on here. Cool AF tho.

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Ordinary occurrence to these pool-goers

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Don't mess with the professionals, kids. They will fuck you up.

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Lady behind "I remember doing that when I was their age"

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What on earth made her think that was possibly going to end well? It did, but still.

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Oops that was urine

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And the only tradeoff was half her beer

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eh, looked like only a small loss

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and the chance that there'd be a full cup of beer in the pool.

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Men: "Hold my beer." Women: "Catch my beer."

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I would like to take to time to promote the greatest subreddit ever. https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/

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Also this gif should go on... oh wait, it's already there. https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/

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This reddit practically guaranties frontpage entries for ever

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I'm now convinced that men are doomed. In the future we'll be in farms, harvested by machines for sperm and playing games. And we'll be ok.

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"catch motherfucker, here's a beer for your face!"

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Woman: "Hold my beer, (to friend) Catch my beer!"*

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All I can keep thinking is "you wanna catch these hands boy?"

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Men: "Don't throw my beer dude, you'll waste half of it in the pool".

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In fairness, that's probably where it'll end up anyway.

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Wait did she throw a cup of beer or did she fling some beer? I cant tell... either would be impressive.

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Looks like a plastic cup of beer that stacked onto the empty cup

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She catches a cup of beer in her empty beer cup.

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ah...thanks for the screenshot. cool party trick

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Ah thanks.

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Am I the only one who thinks they're asses for just tossing beer in the pool? I like my beer, but that's just asshole behavior

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so do they just piss in the pool after a couple of beers?

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I'm pretty sure that is the point of a swim-up bar.

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Nope, they are jerks. Most of the resorts I was at the swim up bars required you to drink it there so that it didn't get in the water kids -

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were playing in, and drinking like the special snowflakes they are.

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I think you're a special snowflake. Let people have fun. Maybe even try it yourself oneday.

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Sure, when does your pool open?

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Wife her. Both. Wife them both. Get that multiple wives religion and wife them both

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Move to Kenya, polygamy is legal

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which multiple wives religion?

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Go Mormon. It the less explosive relationship.

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Sorry bro, we stoped doing that like over a hundred years ago.

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What makes you think they won't wife each other?

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ok, and then wife them after that

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Even better

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Great. Twice the nagging and half the sex. And Mormonism is the religion you are looking for.

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didnt know that. thanks for the heads up

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depending on which sect you are...Islam too

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but now if you ask for beer: one will throw, other will catch it for you. thats pretty worth it in my book.

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No it's not. Polygamy will get you excommunicated.

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Under Brigham Young, LDS leaders announced plural marriage as an official Mormon Church practice in 1852, it's still practiced in Utah today

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Wilford Woodruff ended it. It is NOT an accepted practice in the LDS church.

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Fair enough, but it's still practiced by LDS "fundamentalist" groups like the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

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