Me too depressed bird, me too

May 26, 2018 4:00 AM

ExOneOneSeven

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8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

-Evil Morty theme plays-

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello darkness my old friend...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y’see, birds fall from the window ledge above mine, them they flap their wings at the last second.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone! Marvel at my originality! (Posted this and THEN saw all the others...freaking moof milker)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP where was this please? It looks very familiar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAAAAIIIIL

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I was that bird...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey @op but did you heard...?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flap motherfucker flap!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<“Piano Man” by Billy Joel fades in>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Birds fall from the window ledge above mine. Then they flap their wings at the last second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbdHqRDm-E

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

all around me are familiar faces....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Birds fall from the window ledge above mine, and flap their wings at the last second.

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*Evil Morty theme plays*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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Season four is shit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

LooooL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Free fallinnnnnnnnnnn.

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

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Mandatory do a flip comment.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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The one that sticks his head way way up lol

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahaha the bird on the left that immediately disassociates himself from the rest of those morons.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

When they all look over the edge... gold!

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

"WORLDSTAR" - a birb probably

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Birds fall from the window ledge above mine, then they flap their wings at the last second.

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mr.Mastadon farm

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's with the shit quality videos? Almost everyone is walking around with a phone capable of recording 4K video and we get this shit?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

username does not check out

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

maybe in your developed country..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Small lenses mean shit zoom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SAIL! (Sidenote, song is actually playing right now)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Piano Man plays in the background*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But unless I get up / Walk across the room / And peer down below / I don't see their last-second curves / Toward a horizontal flight

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The only valid excuse for that linguistic quirk is an Asiatic first language.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

All these birds!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this / is not / how sentense / work / at all.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It is how song phrases work

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ what terrible lyrics.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mr mastadon farm! Nice I was thinking the same thing!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... Do birds take fall damage?

8 years ago | Likes 395 Dislikes 1

They do, but their size modifier as well as feather covered body makes them pretty well buffed against falling damage.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its more impact damage than falling damage.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

depends how hard you throw them at the floor

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

All I know is baby chickens will walk off your hand and fall to the floor and stand up fine as day. but i'm not like a ten story building so

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not implemented yet

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Not if they cast Feather Fall before jumping.

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or slowfall

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Some can even cast fly

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them male peacocks do look fly afterall

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No but they are immune to earth as flying creatures.

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You mean as flying types, they're immune to ground type attacks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well last time I was almost caught in a drug bust, I blamed it on the parakeet, he got 10yrs in prison. So I assume so.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

nice

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no, by default they have the feather falling potion effect and their feet have the feather falling enchantment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya mean slow fall potion?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

nope, featherfall potion, it was a terraria reference. the second one was a Minecraft reference

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Ah shit my bad

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Depending on their mass and drag coefficient, they may not achieve a terminal velocity high enough.

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With wings tucked in their surface area is similar to that of a skydiver. See examples on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity

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