My favorite Star Wars posts from the past year

May 4, 2017 12:11 PM

Estes209

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None of them were independent contractors. There were slaves that were evacuated so they could lay a trap.

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I honestly wish I could give more than one upvote for this

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Question: How many extremely inaccurately named "Death Stars", planet destroying devices, has there been now ? Are we up to 3 yet ?

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Loving this series

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Awesome dump, almost all fresh!

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Don't forget Death Star 3.0. Because a big planet destroying weapon never gets old apparently

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A contractor's personal politics come into play heavily when choosing jobs. Three weeks ago I was offered a job up in the hills.-

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Beautiful house, tons of property, just simple reshingling job. They told me if I could finish it in one day I would double my price.

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But then I realized whose house it was. Dominic Bambino. The money was right, but the risk was too high. I knew who he was, and based-

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on that I turned the job over to a friend of mine. And the next week the Foresi family put a hit on Baby face's house. My friend was shot-

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and killed. Didn't even finish reshingling. I'm alive because I knew the risk involved in that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky-

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Any contractor working on that deathstar knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it's their own fault.

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I think this might be my favorite dump ever.

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Those independent contractors knew what they were getting into when they took the job...

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1 sith, 2 sith, 1000 sith, 2 sith

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It's my birthday, today. This must be what people who were born on Christmas feel like.

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Today is my birthday, but I'm a bit of a Star Wars nerd; guess it's pretty lucky because all the .gifs feel like gifts to me.

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What spare chair in A New Hope are they talking about?

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Happy Cinco de cuatro.

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Im not an evil sith but I have killed a few yeunglings on occasion

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Execute Order 6-Pack

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Proton keg-erator is loaded and tapped captain

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Brilliant

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Update: bought a twelve pack bc I got laid off today. 4 slain so far

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8 down

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Sorry to hear that, at least you live somewhere you can get Yeungling.

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Accurate tonight. I don't normally drink but today was a bad day

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wasnt the 2nd death star made that way on purpose?

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Heh? It was still under construction

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Yes, it was made so the weapon part was done before the rest of it so as to ambush the rebellion. That detail was better shown in the books.

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Are we just going to ignore that the sarlacc's intestines were designed to keep the host alive?

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At age 19 Luke destroyed one of the most powerful superweapons of all time. Something not even the Rebellions best could do

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In 3 years he held his own against one of the most powerful Sith in history with little to no training

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Sad Harmonica Solo - Han's lesser known sibling.

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#30 im not really sure if im suppose to see jabba

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or the high ground

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In response to #1

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Also, I believe most of the construction work was done by droids.

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This all was went over in Clerks. Contractors knew what they were getting into.

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Wasn't the point of the "It's a trap" is that the second deathstar was already built and designed to look unfinished?

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I don't know if it was necessarily finished, but I think the trap was that despite that, the weapon systems were online.

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The superlaser was functional, but the station itself was incomplete. The Rebels kept up the attack because they couldn't afford to let

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the Empire actually finish the thing, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to take it out.

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+1 You bastard

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"independent contractors" it's like you don't even know just how scummy the empire was.

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#72 "Rancor shot dead..." Explain this one, please? (I don't gets it.)

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Pretty sure it's a Harambe joke.

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That would be a subtle Harambe reference

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#1 "Independent contractors" denotes that they are voluntary workers. On an atrocity machine that is succeeding a previous design that has->

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->the blood of *billions* on it. I feel no sympathy for those independent contractors.

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I mean, they were probably slaves. So...

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"Contract" says otherwise.

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I've seen the movie where the guy is from but can't remember why this is funny

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Men In Black

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parcects are way more hip than parsecs.

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percocets?

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parsects, parcects, parsex, it's all the same.

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parodontax

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Motorcycle one is false, it will hit a tree in less than five minutes.

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What's the last thing to go through a scout trooper's mind? His exhaust port

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