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May 4, 2017 12:11 PM
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TheEmperorOfMankind40000
None of them were independent contractors. There were slaves that were evacuated so they could lay a trap.
DamntheCatTaxImgurAnarchist
I honestly wish I could give more than one upvote for this
Janusha
Question: How many extremely inaccurately named "Death Stars", planet destroying devices, has there been now ? Are we up to 3 yet ?
snardpod
Loving this series
nouseforaheart
Awesome dump, almost all fresh!
ThisJoe
Don't forget Death Star 3.0. Because a big planet destroying weapon never gets old apparently
aus10thomp
Tak231
A contractor's personal politics come into play heavily when choosing jobs. Three weeks ago I was offered a job up in the hills.-
Tak231
Beautiful house, tons of property, just simple reshingling job. They told me if I could finish it in one day I would double my price.
Tak231
But then I realized whose house it was. Dominic Bambino. The money was right, but the risk was too high. I knew who he was, and based-
Tak231
on that I turned the job over to a friend of mine. And the next week the Foresi family put a hit on Baby face's house. My friend was shot-
Tak231
and killed. Didn't even finish reshingling. I'm alive because I knew the risk involved in that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky-
Tak231
Any contractor working on that deathstar knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it's their own fault.
Jessemandias
I think this might be my favorite dump ever.
chase7436
Those independent contractors knew what they were getting into when they took the job...
LunarApocalypse
1 sith, 2 sith, 1000 sith, 2 sith
DAFUQisaLOMMY
It's my birthday, today. This must be what people who were born on Christmas feel like.
Kaysmira
Today is my birthday, but I'm a bit of a Star Wars nerd; guess it's pretty lucky because all the .gifs feel like gifts to me.
cklepper
What spare chair in A New Hope are they talking about?
Jessemandias
Thrawn's
eetsumkaus
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5hck95/i_think_the_empty_chair_in_a_new_hope_was/
MaxweIIhaus
touchegoodsir
Happy Cinco de cuatro.
Unsupervisedadult
Im not an evil sith but I have killed a few yeunglings on occasion
Vectorman2
Execute Order 6-Pack
Unsupervisedadult
Proton keg-erator is loaded and tapped captain
shiftingillusion
Brilliant
Unsupervisedadult
Update: bought a twelve pack bc I got laid off today. 4 slain so far
Unsupervisedadult
8 down
CrotchetyBOFH
Sorry to hear that, at least you live somewhere you can get Yeungling.
AlexisActually
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Instagram-318992.png
Unsupervisedadult
Accurate tonight. I don't normally drink but today was a bad day
linustheman
wasnt the 2nd death star made that way on purpose?
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Heh? It was still under construction
IncurableFeline
Yes, it was made so the weapon part was done before the rest of it so as to ambush the rebellion. That detail was better shown in the books.
CommentsWithGandalf
Are we just going to ignore that the sarlacc's intestines were designed to keep the host alive?
Rexermus
At age 19 Luke destroyed one of the most powerful superweapons of all time. Something not even the Rebellions best could do
Rexermus
In 3 years he held his own against one of the most powerful Sith in history with little to no training
MichaelGinsbergsNipple
Sad Harmonica Solo - Han's lesser known sibling.
wafflepuffball
#30 im not really sure if im suppose to see jabba
wafflepuffball
or the high ground
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
In response to #1
smashpro1
Also, I believe most of the construction work was done by droids.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
This all was went over in Clerks. Contractors knew what they were getting into.
TheSwedishCryptid
Wasn't the point of the "It's a trap" is that the second deathstar was already built and designed to look unfinished?
PedanticGonkDroid
I don't know if it was necessarily finished, but I think the trap was that despite that, the weapon systems were online.
silvirus
The superlaser was functional, but the station itself was incomplete. The Rebels kept up the attack because they couldn't afford to let
silvirus
the Empire actually finish the thing, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to take it out.
LeganCarl
+1 You bastard
stevema
"independent contractors" it's like you don't even know just how scummy the empire was.
SatoriEnlightenment
#72 "Rancor shot dead..." Explain this one, please? (I don't gets it.)
Ralvuimego
Pretty sure it's a Harambe joke.
Estes209
That would be a subtle Harambe reference
softballguy
MadCat221
#1 "Independent contractors" denotes that they are voluntary workers. On an atrocity machine that is succeeding a previous design that has->
MadCat221
->the blood of *billions* on it. I feel no sympathy for those independent contractors.
Jessemandias
I mean, they were probably slaves. So...
MadCat221
"Contract" says otherwise.
Jessemandias
http://imgur.com/W3MgMFl
Rifneno
NotGarrusVakarian
I've seen the movie where the guy is from but can't remember why this is funny
YoungPecuiler
Men In Black
bachterman
parcects are way more hip than parsecs.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
percocets?
ExtremelyHappyGuy
parsects, parcects, parsex, it's all the same.
bachterman
parodontax
dohcohv
Motorcycle one is false, it will hit a tree in less than five minutes.
Estes209
http://m.imgur.com/zmJ7eXB?r
Estes209
https://pics.onsizzle.com/know-your-tree-enemy-5702628.png
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
What's the last thing to go through a scout trooper's mind? His exhaust port