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Never play with a taser
Feb 12, 2018 9:02 PM
Yoda1PositivityStar
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MehEdits
peaknuckle72415
the power of christ compels you
donothingmachine
I call bullshit! No one does that from a stun gun to the ass cheek.
SatoriEnlightenment
I tried a taser to the bum. It wasn’t that bad. He is over reacting.
azmmike
Copperdragon
Dude looks like a Garry's Mod character model
3rdoption
Hey! I'm in Coloradddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
maybeitstreason
the exorcism isnt working
bigsoos
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
OGsatan
He nut but she doth keep the suck
Sirfuzzlewumps
Succ
MercFHire
Bendubro420
I think his friend got that tazer from that "stuck in a well chick" from the Ring ????????????
Sheldonian
I'm no doctor but I think making a face like that is a really bad sign
BeardedWonder82
Looks like he was in The Ring
SirJimmothy
Dammit Samara
taylorisnotacat
I thought they were using a blacklight to check his butt implants and I was quite confused
lollerskates74
Give that kid a tide pod to finish out the night strong.
AspiringToBeADog
He's got a really nice ass. Too bad his O-face is like he's giving Beelzebub a beej.
damnitdan
I bet he clench so hard shit is gonna rethink their next exit.
karasamune
I clenched so hard my asshole could split an atom
Janusha
He made a Tazerface. Get it?? Tazerface?
betterave
My groceries don't do that when i scan their barcodes.
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
This is my national fraternity...wonderful
Bowmore
HFF :/
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
We are SigEp rangers...
kbkx5
I don’t understand boys sometimes...
blonx
Heey /a/HgKHG
CMDRKrikos
LegendaryHoof
He looks like he watched The Ring and Samara just came out of the well to get his ass
Bowmore
@shoretoplease guy is a sigep...stupid for recording it
kermie92
And for doing it
Buddy77
Tendo87
From then on he was known as Taserface.
bilborrax
*muffled laughing*
Monkeytron
Sheldonian
KanyeWesticularCancer
Good ol PhaserTrace
cantshtandya365
Plot twist - his face has always looked like that.
OliverClothesoff70
https://78.media.tumblr.com/20a5ead07ee60968e266dcee1d0bacc9/tumblr_ovitm9p98Q1tqxx58o1_500.gif
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DamageAndJoy
watching This Is Us knowing Toby is Taserface makes the sad stuff funny. sometimes.
NotACanadian
What was his second choice? Scrotum Hat?
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
MajesticNugget
RayMC
That's adorable.
TimidTyrannosaurus
TASERFACE WHAT KIND OF NAME IS TASERFACE?
MeTheJDO
DO TASERS...COME OUT OF YOUR FACE??
QuixoticGoingDjinn
What was your second choice? Scrotumhat?
SupraLove
Honestly that part was the part that made me laugh the hardest!
370zSteve
You know what would be a really kick-ass name!!???
Gasnia
Taserass
94cd5
Either he has a real low pain tolerance or he's faking. --- source: I've been tazed before.
Badbrain330
Especially for holding it on him so briefly.
PhoenixLord
Same. I was tazed with one probe one the butt cheek and the other above the knee. Hurt a little, but I could walk and work a 12 hour shift.
dav3nasty
I was thinking it’s either faked or the taser caused a seizure.
94cd5
That could be. But I was tazed in the chest and it just hurt a lot. I wouldn't think the hip would cause that. But then again, Im no doctor
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
Is he...alive?
McAllisterFawkes
he ded
ForeveraKritik
For one glorious moment, he was.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I say you he ded.
paradoxick
The pain knocked him out for sure
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Wishes he wasn't.
Dotras
He ded
lochnessm0nster
Define "alive"
AzorAhype
didn't you see the frat priest sending his soul away
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
All hail frat Jesus.
SledDogg
Enough alcohol, plus other drugs...that could've stopped his heart
10thlettersauce
One could hope
ThunderousGalaxy
Actually these tasers don't stun at all they only hurt because the electricity only arcs between the two prongs, the tasers where the barbs
ThunderousGalaxy
Are shot out hit you in two separate places and the electricity will arc between, causing muscles between to seize, which leads to the stun
SledDogg
Hmm so it wouldn't go up to the heart
phonoodle415
i hope not!
YouMayFeelAPinch
If you mean brain... yes... but that happened before the tasing
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Given the amount of alcohol and drugs that he’s likely on, he would have thought this dangerous stupidity would have been funny...
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
When people don’t give a shit they really get stupid... but they got 1k likes on twitter so that makes it worth it I’m sure.... /s/