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Hello Ladies
After using Tinder and Bumble for years, I have deleted them. I'm finally in a place where I can be happy single!
Yeah I still would love to have a girlfriend, but I'm not going to try and force it anymore.
Here's to just letting it happen. Wish me luck fellow single people!
FP: Eyyy thanks all! You know what to send ;D
surv3y0r
corvandus
If you're using hookup apps to find a girlfriend you're using them wrong and that's why you're not having any luck with them.
WellThatsOriginal
I'm on wife number 3. Clearly I have a malfunction. If this fails I will be single for the rest of my life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
abeariswhatiam
Still single ;)
WeatherWiz
I posted something like this a while ago and it got downvoted to the pits of hell. Glad you’re straying away from dating apps @Op
snakeoilsalesman
I know the man's a Saint but... His shabby beard looks like ball hair.
DocBox
Benefit of being single: Every pizza is a pizza for one. Even the large.
helpidontknowmyname
And every evening is Do Whatever I Feel Like time. I will never go back. Too happy with myself, my cats, and my new doggo. Life is good.
ITTOOKALONGTIMETOTHINKOFTHISNAME
Because you're supposed to be on grindr
ohDannyBoi
Hahah you sound like my friends!
CM0n5ter
I’m in the same boat I stopped giving a shit about being in a relationship after my last one ended
CallMeVoodoo
Pussy happens.
Sheepyhead
At some point I decided I'd be happy to just make some friends again, then I almost immediately met someone who became my girlfriend...
Sheepyhead
But I still don't have any other friends :U
joshyhols
@OP I've been wanting to this for a couple weeks but haven't had the willpower. What's your secret?
ohDannyBoi
Just think of why you are using them. Then think of what really makes you happy!
Irnt
Welcome to the club mate
SobieGretzki
I made this my New Years resolution and I am so much happier now. Constantlay being let down and disappointed was getting old.
TheMadMechanic
Not forcing it is how I found my wife. Dated for 6 years and happily married for almost 8 years now.
Raelic
In my experience, I never had a gf when I was trying to get one. Only when I stopped trying did it happen
Eblray
Those apps aren't for love.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Much like, 'There ain't no sex in the champagne room', there ain't romance on Tinder.
Goila
Maybe not made for love, but people find love.... I did. On tinder ????
JohMarLeh
Sorry, i have to say i found a real cool girl on tinder. It can work !
eroso
Neither are bars, but still you have better odds finding ur future spouse there than at ur home
Naturally90
I know at least 7 long term couples (3ys+) that meat online/app dating
AnotherHunter
Cheesy announcer voice: “Meat online. Where beef lovers find real love.”
shepardcommander07
I found my bf on POF. Granted a TON of the guys on there were shitheads, but ive been with him for a year now :)
TedRob
Not made for love but it can be found on there, low chance but its possible
PraiseTitties
I look at it as "you gotta learn to be happy by yourself before you get with someone else".
DestinedToHaveHuskies
True, must be why I'm in a drought
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Welcome. It’s just like being married.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Except, you don’t have a person sleeping next to you who wants attention. And no one forcing you to do things you don’t like... like taxes.
Cole2999
Except you don't have a person sleeping next to you who is warm and holds you* that's what I miss most
mglaive
Well about that last one...
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Aschyk
And I'm the opposite and just downloaded them
FiguredOutHowToChangeMyUsername
best of luck!! Strap in, it's ugly out there on the dating scene.
eroso
Tip: Try to have good time when u chat, and it'll be more likely the one u talk to will have good time too.
Josherman17
If anybody chats with you. :/ I havent had luck I think I'm halfway decent looking. It's super demoralizing. I don't have $ to go meet peeps
eroso
You got matches? Then likely ur opening line could use some improvement. What type of lines u use?
Josherman17
I havent got matches in a bit. And yeah im sure my opening lines are shit. I'm a little timid towards new people but have no problem talking
eroso
Google tips for best profile. With opening line, the best thing u can do is to stand out. Asking something about her profile is one easy way
BrazilianThunderPanda
You can’t post something me this @OP without posting a selfie!
CaptainHyperbole
Outrageous
ohDannyBoi
I know, right?
TechnicalDrift
"You just haven't met the right one yet, you'll change your mind" Get ready to hear that one a lot.
ohDannyBoi
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that or "it'll happen eventually", I would have soo many nickels. Hopefully things turn around
KindaWeirdSometimes
Being happy single is so important. Congrats on that! It’s hard to find people who are genuinely happy on their own, it’s also desirable!
LegitNESSLmT
Enjoy it!
Skulties1
Good luck
PremiumEdition
I cant be happy single or in a relationship
ohDannyBoi
Chin up bud! We are here for you!
Skookers
Hey man congrats, same situation, you should take this time to find hobbies, instead of getting to know a romantic interest, get to know
Boofernut
Not sure why I read 'hobbies' as 'hookers'
Blargatron
100%
brunovonschmuno
Yep... and you’ll meet people organically along the way.
Skookers
Yourself! Not enough people do this.
ColoneISanders
Not enough people do themselves? That's the best part of being single though!
Zacharighteous
Same deal here. Being single is awesome. Except the constant masturbation.
bringbakfirefly
Honestly you're probably the most interesting person you'll ever meet. That's a personal message to everyone.
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Nawww thankyou
Cole2999
This. That's actually why my last relationship (3yrs...) ended. Still don't know if that's the right move, but we're both better people now
ImTheBean
Yes this thank you! Ppl hav been taking it so negatively that I'm doing this..it's like they feel like I'm anti-relationships and hate on
ImTheBean
Romance which is not true at all...
GuardsmanMiku
i have the opposite problem, i have too many hobbies, send help, my wallet cant take it anymore
docileirish
Want to play some MTG?
GuardsmanMiku
fish waifus best ixalan just sayin
EIonMusk
^ And maybe you'll meet someone through said hobby
UpsideDownAirline
Did exactly this. Found my girlfriend that way and we're still happily together 3 years later.
MithridateEupator
I tried this with my local blow up sex doll club. Met my "wife" of 5 years!
ThirdRock
Elon, you launched the car... off me though... bring it back. It must be made right.
ShutUpSarah
JOEY DOESNT SHARE HOBBIES
DoubleSunMoonMoon
It helps if your hobby gets you fuckin ripped
ohDannyBoi
Ain't that the truth
oliku
Jesus. He’s the best.
UltimaCaitSith
Si. Soy bien.
rizion
The guy has wine running in his viens and knows some good whores
blitheoddity
Or hire a prostitute (or both!) Source: I'm an escort
GuardsmanMiku
something tells me you may be biased
blitheoddity
A bit :P
GuardsmanMiku
wait a minute![]()
rizion
Escorts can have personal relationships and families. Not all are broke college girls or trafficked asian/eastern European women
flamecoloredskies
I did that too. Found an amazing someone about a year later. Worth it
Havacado
the blade.
KLUSTENATOR
I concur.
SuperPatchyBeard
Try to play video games. A girl will appear to ruin that. Trust me.
grubin30
Pretty sure there are guys out there playing games blissfully uninterrupted by any such girls.
ohDannyBoi
Hahaha if only that worked...It would have by now, trust me.
downvoteacct
I became my own best friend, my time to myself then helped me be a better husband to my wife, 35+ years now
kdabosa
I just deleted my account and taking your advice. Hiking here I come!
gendeates
As soon as you say fuck it! A woman falls in your lap. And you will have one chance, Eminem style to take opportunity.
TheDivineUsersub
And then fuck it up.
bringbakfirefly
That's the heaviest lie perpetrated by social culture.
HashtagSupernova
That's a damn dirty lie.
GuardsmanMiku
this is happening to me at the moment. Unfortunately my spaghetti is everywhere
stormtrooper412
oh lord no
JPDG13
Nah, I've said "fuck it" to women for the past three years. Nothing's come my way.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
You gotta go outside
ohHiMark2000
Spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
Smayds
I must be like super-lucky because I've definitely had spaghetti at least twice.
SomeObscureReferenceThatIOnceFoundFunny
Wait, we're still talking about women right?
Smayds
No, I'm talking about spaghetti, which I've definitely had at least twice. Were we talking about another kind of slippery noodle?!
SomeObscureReferenceThatIOnceFoundFunny
Ya I thought we were talking about sneks. The cute kind of slippery noodle.
SlamCampbell
I just came to the same point. Dated for six months various guys and nothing. So I stopped and I'm focused on pro wrestling now.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Fuckya
Soylencer
PapayaCanTrainYourAss
Are you single? :D
SlamCampbell
Yes but not ready to mingle
nellietta
That took a twist
TheRealEalonMusk
In some matches, a titty twist!
thefunbatman
'ol Musky..
SlamCampbell
Nah man, I wear a singlet. No one is touching these nips.
AnotherHunter
As a wrestler? Or are you just on an intense binge?
SlamCampbell
My first live match is this Friday. I have been training for 2.5 months. I am very nervous.
AnotherHunter
Best of luck!
AnotherHunter
Break a leg. Not yours, but somebody’s.
SlamCampbell
Ahaha almost did recently. But with their arm.
CrossStitchAddict
With no Christmas selfie :(
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Is that a thing? Do women check for that?
CrossStitchAddict
Idk I think so
jujuGigantor
Totally
Clurebear
Yeah I totally just did...
FiguredOutHowToChangeMyUsername
Yeah
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
But why?
FiguredOutHowToChangeMyUsername
Curiosity. To check people out.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Yes
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
but whyyyyyyyyyyy? Just curiousity?
SpaceCthulhu
For me, yep. I spend a lot of time in imgur profiles. Found a post I hadn't seen in your favorites.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
You're welcome :)
CrossStitchAddict
To see if you’re our type. If not then why waste the time saying hello...
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I've said "hello" to plenty of people, even dudes. I don't consider imgur a place for dating, but rather socializing.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Cause I'm nosey
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Fair enough :)