Nov 5, 2017 3:38 PM
iwasdoingfinelurking
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BarfTittiesGalore
"Eat a dick" apparently
ogwnf
"ive pot a 20k megapixel camera so fuck you..?"
ravenousj
Not Today!
JavertGives0fcks
What type of lens is that?
z3lfmoord
AlexMakesJokes
Brooklyn Bridge Park I think
WavefJokeStar
Finally. Something I can see my dick with
1phocks
What kind of camera is this?
medlin
Not today
SpaceCatKatia
Zoom in! Zoom in!
HellFireBeardMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs
DudgeJredd
I can finally find my dick!
Supersecretlair
Not today.
toxicmary
He reigns on high
heebiejeepie
Nice powerful zoomout Context meme.
BoagsBricks24
Username checks out.
fatmanscoop
I live right by there They’re playing ball in the Brooklyn bridge park. Great park.
generichooman
camera?
Jitanjafora
Probably a Nikon P900. Those things are insane.
therealhoward
Time to move to West bumble fuck
AgainWithTheOriginalContent
NANI?
Quaxx
Casio has a bunch of such superzoom cameras
Saddy345
MaDragon
Terrifying. Is that a real thing? Somebody can see all that?
NASABitch
I’m pretty sure it’s the coolpix P900 camera. It’s impressive look up videos on YouTube of the zoom
joinedtolaugh
Is that a real thing? There's a fricken video of it...so no it's make believe..wtf?
Please be nice, that was an honest question. There is so much I don't know and so much faked stuff. Rather than ridicule, teach. Thanks.
If you want a teacher..go to school...this is imgur.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
You know that satellites can see a dime on the ground, right?
novemberkilo2
But there are clouds in the sky
And no light during the night !
There is actually plenty of light during the night, you just need the right lens to see.
There are tons of things that can obstruct a camera. Thermal vision, night vision, sonar, ultra-sensitive mics, etc... can still spy on you.
SprittyTinkles
enhance
RatDevil
010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001
Nikon p900?
AlmightyyCres
I believe so
HibachiNoodles
Yes
Exactually
pshh, I'll wait for the p9001: Over 9000 edition with a cool Nappa sticker
IcyHot1
Privacy is something my grandparents had.
NegentropyX
In the old days, a few people would know your stuff if you made the mistake of telling one person. Now 7 billion can know your stuff.
IThurtswhenIP6
Motorola razor?
SpaceSpeed
(1/2) When phone lines were installed around my grandmother's farm, all of the lines to nearby farms were daisy chained together. When a
(2/2) call was placed to another farm, their phone would quietly ring. My grandma would pick up the receiver and listen in on conversations.
The digital generation exchanged their privacy for apps and stuff. Just like how the Native Americans swapped Manhattan for beads. Enjoy.
ThatTransformersDude
If you died before the FBI and CIA were formed, you had privacy... most of it anyway.
Bunsen
They could watch anyone, but used to lack the resources to watch everyone. Now the developed world lives under more complete surveillance...
than the Stasi could have dreamed of.
More manageable. I mean this is part of how espionage came in to play since the dawn of man. Anyhow, I think the government knows less than
Say any social media or free to join community website out there.
perseco
"Buy a tripod."
kingRabbit
Buy a better tripod then....
27yoUGLYvirgin
If this was not on a tripod already you'd never see a thing at all because of how shaky it would be at this zoom.
Paragon19
Looks like it's already on a tripod, being zoomed-in that far just magnifies vibrations a lot.
"Buy a better tripod."
757packerfan
Agreed. there is no way a person could hold it that steady
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Digital stabilization
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Chickens
You could use chickens to stabilize, but you'd likely foul the barrel.
KingCornish
“I’m just playing basketball with the boys.” - confirmed. [wife puts away sniper rifle]
obviouscoconut
Enhance
bambamkam12man
IMostlyCommentInGifs
Jeutnarg
Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... [clicks rifle into safety mode] on. - Dwight Schrute
unityking119
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Why isn't this top comment yet?
senseihugo
It will be soon.
bigdog1983
it is
CaptainSl00000000w
Because people realize that sane women don't patrol their husbands' every movement with the intent of assassinating them.
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
Sane women? What is this word you speak of?
When I meet one, I will confirm.
Are you one of those guys who doesn't understand why women don't want to date him? Shit like this is why.
Please don't shoot me, mam. You're totally sane, I swear. I did not mean to trigger you with my purile and adolescent attempt at humor.
Jinxer13
Are you a real captain? Because the other half checks out :p
BarfTittiesGalore
"Eat a dick" apparently
ogwnf
"ive pot a 20k megapixel camera so fuck you..?"
ravenousj
Not Today!
JavertGives0fcks
What type of lens is that?
z3lfmoord
AlexMakesJokes
Brooklyn Bridge Park I think
WavefJokeStar
Finally. Something I can see my dick with
1phocks
What kind of camera is this?
medlin
Not today
SpaceCatKatia
Zoom in! Zoom in!
HellFireBeardMan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs
DudgeJredd
I can finally find my dick!
Supersecretlair
Not today.
toxicmary
He reigns on high
heebiejeepie
Nice powerful zoomout Context meme.
BoagsBricks24
Username checks out.
fatmanscoop
I live right by there They’re playing ball in the Brooklyn bridge park. Great park.
generichooman
camera?
Jitanjafora
Probably a Nikon P900. Those things are insane.
therealhoward
Time to move to West bumble fuck
AgainWithTheOriginalContent
NANI?
Quaxx
Casio has a bunch of such superzoom cameras
Saddy345
MaDragon
Terrifying. Is that a real thing? Somebody can see all that?
NASABitch
I’m pretty sure it’s the coolpix P900 camera. It’s impressive look up videos on YouTube of the zoom
joinedtolaugh
Is that a real thing? There's a fricken video of it...so no it's make believe..wtf?
MaDragon
Please be nice, that was an honest question. There is so much I don't know and so much faked stuff. Rather than ridicule, teach. Thanks.
joinedtolaugh
If you want a teacher..go to school...this is imgur.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
You know that satellites can see a dime on the ground, right?
novemberkilo2
But there are clouds in the sky
novemberkilo2
And no light during the night !
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
There is actually plenty of light during the night, you just need the right lens to see.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
There are tons of things that can obstruct a camera. Thermal vision, night vision, sonar, ultra-sensitive mics, etc... can still spy on you.
SprittyTinkles
enhance
RatDevil
010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001
Nikon p900?
AlmightyyCres
I believe so
HibachiNoodles
Yes
Exactually
pshh, I'll wait for the p9001: Over 9000 edition with a cool Nappa sticker
IcyHot1
Privacy is something my grandparents had.
NegentropyX
In the old days, a few people would know your stuff if you made the mistake of telling one person. Now 7 billion can know your stuff.
IThurtswhenIP6
Motorola razor?
SpaceSpeed
(1/2) When phone lines were installed around my grandmother's farm, all of the lines to nearby farms were daisy chained together. When a
SpaceSpeed
(2/2) call was placed to another farm, their phone would quietly ring. My grandma would pick up the receiver and listen in on conversations.
NegentropyX
The digital generation exchanged their privacy for apps and stuff. Just like how the Native Americans swapped Manhattan for beads. Enjoy.
ThatTransformersDude
If you died before the FBI and CIA were formed, you had privacy... most of it anyway.
Bunsen
They could watch anyone, but used to lack the resources to watch everyone. Now the developed world lives under more complete surveillance...
Bunsen
than the Stasi could have dreamed of.
ThatTransformersDude
More manageable. I mean this is part of how espionage came in to play since the dawn of man. Anyhow, I think the government knows less than
ThatTransformersDude
Say any social media or free to join community website out there.
perseco
"Buy a tripod."
kingRabbit
Buy a better tripod then....
27yoUGLYvirgin
If this was not on a tripod already you'd never see a thing at all because of how shaky it would be at this zoom.
Paragon19
Looks like it's already on a tripod, being zoomed-in that far just magnifies vibrations a lot.
perseco
"Buy a better tripod."
757packerfan
Agreed. there is no way a person could hold it that steady
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Digital stabilization
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Chickens
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
You could use chickens to stabilize, but you'd likely foul the barrel.
KingCornish
“I’m just playing basketball with the boys.” - confirmed. [wife puts away sniper rifle]
obviouscoconut
Enhance
bambamkam12man
therealhoward
IMostlyCommentInGifs
Jeutnarg
Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... [clicks rifle into safety mode] on. - Dwight Schrute
unityking119
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Why isn't this top comment yet?
senseihugo
It will be soon.
bigdog1983
it is
CaptainSl00000000w
Because people realize that sane women don't patrol their husbands' every movement with the intent of assassinating them.
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
Sane women? What is this word you speak of?
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
When I meet one, I will confirm.
CaptainSl00000000w
Are you one of those guys who doesn't understand why women don't want to date him? Shit like this is why.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Please don't shoot me, mam. You're totally sane, I swear. I did not mean to trigger you with my purile and adolescent attempt at humor.
Jinxer13
Are you a real captain? Because the other half checks out :p