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Aug 7, 2018 12:39 PM
Lyrixon
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NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Grassman224
jay9708464
FungusForge
Better at everything but skydiving.
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Yes, that is canada.
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
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behrditz
Thats a different Shatterstar. The one from X-Force isnt a kree.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
As a Canadian in a theatre packed with Canadians, there was a collective audible gasp and the laughter.
MrCrzy
Love all the super hero movies but never got into the comics. Who exactly is this guy? (Not DP)
GlowGreen
Title, we talked about this.
iancarry
im pissed, that TJ went off Silicon valley for this... he was way bigger douche in that.
coldinthecorner
Just realized this guy is Erlich Bachmann
letTheHeartBeat
I just love deadpool #red
lifeisadadjoke
Great movie, but still angry that Shatterstar was in a movie before Longshot. Longshot better get more screen time when he's finally up.
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newsguycraigevans
And one of his super powers:
extraordinaryagility
"Sh-shh-shaaa!!!"
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
chrishallett83
Shatterstar fucking SUCKS in every possible way, though...
TigerHeart6
I live in Canada, and there was dead silence during that scene lol
saltysasquatch
I love dp
CuriousMeatball
Da penis.
reverendleonard
Well that's random, but I suppose Dr. Pepper is super refreshing
TheGiggityGuy
Giggity
NATA5
So does your mom
ILaughWithMyWholeFace
Don't forget DVDA!
FelixTheCAT5e
Don’t forget lube
theslybanananana
heinstein
Phrasing!
LanceCorporalBadger
HorsefaceBeeguy
Never mess with Canada. We have battle geese.
TheGriffin
And cold
glenlochie
Cold mooses
TheImperiumOfMankind
Also yall have crazy good special ops force
dijital101
Bullshit, you have no control over them. They merely allow you to live there. Battle geese have you.
goflyblind
Usedtobeabear
Regular geese are battle geese. It’s like part of their DNA
zenoshogun
AnApologeticCanadian
yea but even we cant fuck with the geese...you cant wield a weapon you cant controll.
TheAccursedHamster
The godzilla threshold
DanniLuxgarbe
Is this a "make a friend from an enemy" situation? Did you win the Canadian version of the Emu War?
CptBubblebutt
It's a codependent relationship where we feed them our hate and they give us a 0.1 sec warning before attacking
HomelessJesus
And in January when they fly down to America I shoot them and make jerky from them
BalloonPie
Completely misread that as Betelgeuse - https://media1.tenor.com/images/11890394164f637855bbf973b4494f5f/tenor.gif?itemid=7177761
anonnona887
More like they own you... and they come down to use us like the cheap sluts we are
SirKamikaze666
You mean cobra chickens?
freezingpilot
Honking Hitlers.
BlastedSand
DeadlyFood
Tactical Assault Ducks
ipostwhatyouseeabove
Akennedy43111
I call them battle chickens
womenfart
And never mess with squirls
dogiecat
And don't forget, Quebec eats pain for breakfast
KarlKingOfDucks
More like whines and tries to become independent
Greytrek90
Outstanding French pun, monsieur!
LinguisticBitch
Ha! Cas ma pris un boute a comprendre.
dockedteacher
So cats with marshmallows
Largerabbit
Is that why it's so full of pains in the ass?
zsefvgb
Butt baguette?
CaptnDerp
Canada's battle geese vs Australia's combat wombats. FIGHT!
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Ah, Rob Liefeld characters…
SlippitySlappityLovinLifeAndWife
Yay a fellow comic nerd
FailedCartoonist
Don't the Deadpool movies take place in Canada?
markanthony7
filmed in canada
CptBubblebutt
If you mean filmed, I think most of the Marvel movies are made in Toronto
CairoLen
Vancouver. Deadpool 2 was filmed in Vancouver. X-Mansion shots were in Victoria.
sdv325
Vancouver i believe
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CuriousMeatball
Probably because you didn’t put any tags on yours. A lot of people normally search through that “funny” tag.
Lyrixon
I'm so sorry your post didn't make it. You have my deepest condolences friend. Have an upvote.
derschweiz
Cause Ryan Reynolds is Canadian
PraiseDickbuttLordAndSaviorOfUsersub
So is deadpool
MotherSekmet
pretty sure deadpool is legit just alternate reality unfamous ryan who got super powers. which im so okay with.
RazielShapeshifter
I like to think the reverse is true, too. Ryan is our Deadpool but he has to keep up the actor front.
FitzChevalric
ziffin
squeaky shoes!!
astickfigures
ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA!
InnerBeaner
love this movie
KeyMasher
cantmasterbait2this
Wat mooooovie
nottoodistantfuture
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Your comment is relevant because he fights a CG cow.
EuropeanUnionCopyrightPolice
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cantmasterbait2this
I’m a comedic god on accident lol thanks btw
ThatWasBoring
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!
crazysnarpi
Beware of his song about big butts... he beats you up while he plays it!!
PlutoIX
CHOSEN ONE!
LurkingTrout
"Im coming!" -CHOSEN ONE!
KeyMasher
CHOSEN ONE!!!
astickfigures
I’m coming!!!!
netharia
HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
InnerBeaner
Ah yes, it's a net and it's tiny
popemorganCDXX
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement of Taco Bell
astickfigures
Encharito.
ogyokyok
Macho burrito
Loungecloud
Weeooweeooweeoooo!
AaronEddy
That was jarring hearing that as a kid.
TheHumanCentipanzer
You will now receive the Fist of Fury. Prepare the Long Rubber Glove. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, I wonder where, my glove will go.
bossmode
Terrific reference
theartofmath
What's this from?
Durpentine
Jade Empire
bossmode
Incorrect, friend
HawkthePlayer
I’m bleeding, making me the victor!
BreakingRad
I only found this movie because dan from game grumps references this line all the time
Yoursomewhatfriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
Which movie?
ArthurVengeanceX
Try my nuts to your fist style!
ItAreGoGoodWithPizza
My nipples look like Milk Duds!
thecorrupterx
THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
orionpax1992
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!
netharia
HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!
zethlington
Does this mean Deadpool 2 is out to legally obtain
TheAccursedHamster
HA! Legally..
meowserscastle
Digital as of today. Bluray on the 21st.
JustDontCare
America only? I bet it's America only.
zethlington
Well, a pirate can roam any ocean.
JustDontCare
I stopped being a pirate on my new PC. maybe I'll boot up the PC with the black sails.
Ilove314159
I will go legally obtain this movie later tonight!
Grandolddrummer
Wo-woo!
PubicOvergrowth
Sooo you're saying... Arrrr?
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Aye.
TheGriffin
Savvy?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
cyno01
Yes.
boratpajama
Roshiro
Legally we can leave if the teacher doesn't arrive in 15 minutes.
Gonz000
Legally, you can leave whenever you damn well want. Your paying for the class, not subjected to it.
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Not in Denmark you're not