Here's to all you glorious jokesters

I asked imgurians for their favorite bad jokes (https://imgur.com/gallery/QbcCn) and you all delivered. Since so many people asked, here are some of the jokes I've received! (Names included, if you want yours removed just let me know.)

@AkuFace
A time traveler walked into a bar... A time traveler walked into a bar... A time traveler walked into a bar... A time traveler walked into a bar...

@BigRed7171
So there were three men that were applying for the FBI. The boss comes out and tells the first one "your wife is in that room. You have to go in there and kill her then you get the job". So he hands the first guy a gun. The guy walks in the room and a few seconds later walks out hands the gun back and says "I can't I love her to much" so the boss goes to the second man and says the same thing. The second guy walks into the room. A few minutes after he went in he came out with tears in his eyes and handed the gun back. Without a word he left. So the boss goes over to the third guy. The third guy takes it and the boss says "your wife is in that room. You have to go in there and kill her. Then you can get the job" the guy runs into the room slams the door behind him. All you hear is BANG BANG BANG! And some wrestling around. About five minutes later the guy walks out and said "some dumbass put blanks in the gun so I had to strangle her to death..."

@meatsmuff
What's the difference between a moon Rock and an earth rock?
Moon rocks are a little meteor

@AlexielConstantine
A well-dressed businessman was walking home from work, when he met a street urchin. "Ey mistah? Can you tell me wot time it is?" The urchin asked. Being the perfect gentleman even towards the less fortunate in life, the businessman looked at his watch and answered "It's a quarter till 3 pm, young man." "Well guess what you posh prick, at 3 pm sharp, you can kiss my arse!" The urchin yelled, and ran away giggling, at which the infuriated businessman gave chase. He didn't get very far before he got stopped by a friend also on his way home. "Where are you running like that, at your age? That can't be healthy?" "Well that little brat just over yonder just asked me the time, then told me that at 3 pm sharp, i can kiss his arse!" "Again, why the hurry then? You still got like 10 minutes."

@CoolLoon
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw.

@UmmRonYourOn
Why doesn't anyone play poker in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.

@Nearlyburly
A house and a garage are sitting at the bar when a fence walks in.
The garage says, hey, do you know that guy? And the house replies, no, but I have seen him around the yard.

@misanthropicbob
Why did the pony cough? Because she was a little hoarse.

@Kingmrrglmrrgl
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?
It turns into Daytrogen.

@jumpman75
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, "I think we go this joke wrong."

@Hyrkitekite
Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and says "Dam."

@Wubalubamuthafukindubdub
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."

@TrashAtItsFinest
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

@EskimosCosplay
How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride bikes.

@RedTerrapin
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted

@Nuka7up
What do you call a donkey with three legs? A Wonkey

@yaddiex3
What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!

@Gismotherogue
What's ET short for? He's got little legs.

@dedradawn
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

@toukies
Do you know why there are no gays in Narnia?
Because if they come out of the closet, they won't be in Narnia anymore

@Nifty255
John Connor sent the Terminator to pick up an order from Olive Garden. When leaving, he told them, "pasta la vista, baby."

@carpebass
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

@Xlxtx
A man went to the zoo. When he got there he was very disappointed as the only animal there was a dog.
It was a shih tzu

@astrokn0t
What's brown and sticky?? A stick.

@KeithEdson
Why did the baker's hands smell?
He kneaded a poo

@DanteHicks79
Even numbers think other numbers are odd.

@Anboto
What's worst than finding a worm in an apple when you're eating it? To find half worm.

@coachben84
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts

@doctorpenguinphd
Why is leather armor so good for stealth? Because it's made of hide!

@CloakedGoliath
What is Forest Gumps facebook password? 1FOREST1 !!

@rattlebone10
2 guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would have seen it.

@MisfitCMDR
What did one coffin, say to the other coffin? "Is that you coughing?"