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SAVE THE BOOZE!
Jun 2, 2017 12:33 PM
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TexasBaconMan
Today's special: Caught Wine, $175 extra
Vipersquadassassin3000
Haunted wine shop
cuntney
He must own a cat
ChalkBodyOutline
I thought it was a bird falling until the 3rd loop
PhailRaptor
I think his wive/girlfriend might be pregnant. Dad reflexes activated.
ashirian
Found the Spider-Man.
blackbenetavo
I feel like this dude should ask his boss for a raise, and when they ask why they deserve one, just show them this video.
Stratego89
Would have been better if he caught the one bottle but knocked over that entire shelf of like 100 of them.
Deadb4uhearit
That's his fucking bottle now !
Supahai91
And sometimes you slide into a whole shelf, trying to save one bottle
JunglePygmy
That bottle would never have broken on that soft wood floor.
mattymatt
A tripod would have made this believable as CCTV footage
casperdaghost
$2.79 bottle of Boone's Farm..................
Bugrush
+1 LOL
GifAsInGiraffe
i can't even see the cat
gankable
To win against a poltergeist is like 100% more win than a normal win.
markm0101
If you catch it you can drink it.
DoingItWrongSince1980
3blindmicestolemycar
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Would've been more impressive if he continued sliding right into the other racks...
Hyippy
There's a guy who does this with crates of beer. I'll go try and find it
Treblaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM theme plays
Treblaine
"You dove into a wine rack! That was Thirty Thousands dollars of Pinot Grigio!" "I was tryin' ta save the wine!"
ErinFromTheOffice
And the falling shelf breaks the one he saved.
ImAStupidFace
/r/me_irl
bawjaws2000
Catch-oh Neuf Du Pape
Bugrush
I sensed there was a joke in there, but I had to cheat to figure it out [laughing] +1
nero4ty2
http://imgur.com/rdGl5Um
CodyBurkett
In my pinot, that was a good wine pun. It was grape!
Superslothsays
Mon Dieu that's a good pun!
TreesNStuff
NinjaSpork
I like to imagine that just moments before he was miles away in a hot tub when his metrobro senses started tingling
reediculous84
Metrobro?
reediculous84
Whats Metro or Bro-ish about him?
Whwat
Imgur has taught me to suspect there is a cat involved in that bottle falling.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
skribs
Cleveland Browns are looking for this man.
TheSpanishInquisitor
That's a better save than René Higuita's 1994 scorpion kick.
ajsg8r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxe4r6SjH0
mishidriv
I was definitely waiting for him to run into that rack full of bottles.
Snoron
This is me except I'd have slid into the other wime rack and destroyed 20 more bottles in the process.
JackCanty
Holinyx05
nice to see Brooks Robinson still has it
TangJTL
But why did it fall in the first place?
HodorIsADJ
Phone.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Drunk
samsonguy920
Gravity
IBlowForALiving
You're a real Issac Newton, huh?
GiantSquanchy
Ghosts
haterstotheleft
Alcoholic ghosts.
GiantSquanchy
BOOOOOOOOooze
Randomice
That looks like the kind of store where the cheapest bottle is $100. So, good catch.
amsterdam1981
With that many bottles on open display, nah.
SarcasticComment
I walked into a store like that And immediately walked out
theresgarlicinthatnebula
The fuck would you put a cat in a store like that then?
Randomice
Didn't you see the guy's beard? Of course he'd have a pussy.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Well now I'm turned on...
BronzeLeaguePro
The Norwegian Wine Monopoly here: YOU ARE SMALL TIME. :)
shimmernshine
You guys also have the market cornered on high end loose tobacco
jersi0
What would happen if there's an earthquake?
commandantscifo
http://images.latinpost.com/data/images/full/19781/store-damage-following-chile-earthquake.jpg
deltajesus
Earthquakes aren't common in a lot of places.
Randomice
The insurance company would be having a problem.
shuya82
Yeah, he came close to that rack though.
DunderMifflinCo
Hitting and knocking it over seems like itd be to close
dexterdroid
I love coming close to racks.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Not that you'd know what that feels like
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Not at all. We don't see the bottom of the rack, it's closer to the camera than it appears in the gif. He's at least a good meter away.
shuya82
Yeah you're right. It was more of an observation of risk vs reward.
scatter
Even if it's a $5 bottle, that's probably worth it to save the cleanup.
undungubungu
"Fuck it, ill just let it stain everything, and I also love cleaning up" - Words never uttered
andrewtater
If it was $5, I'd declare it broken and let the guy take it home. Still saved me cleanup...
eisdlfkjsie
Most likely it wouldnt have broken. I dropped a bottle from shoulder height onto concrete, it was fine. (no, not on purpose)
VodkaReindeer
I dropped a 1L glass bottle of 7up 20+ years ago. It broke. Still miffed.
iwearlittlesocks
Bottle fell from a rack 12 inches off my cellar floor. It was a pain in the ass to clean up. The bottle in the gif was done for
klucky
I've had bottles smash from knee height mate. All about what part lands first. Speed is second.
Turoxy
Agreed
eisdlfkjsie
Very true, with that wood floor though, i bet he would have been fine. Nice grab either way, should be play baseball or cricket.
Sinus23
Empty cola bottle thrown at full force from the 9th floor of a building. didn't break until it had bounced around 5-10 times...
Sinus23
2/2 Oh it landed on concrete first then gravel then I forget because it was almost 30 years ago.
cuttlefishsticks
Even if it's a $2 bottle it's worth it just to have that sweet save on camera.
SarcasticComment
Is there $2 wine anymore? Even "2 buck chuck" is like $4 these days
cuttlefishsticks
I mean, truth be told I've never actually bought wine before.
scatter
Best I've done is $3 on sale. It was surprisingly good.
SarcasticComment
I have as well but I have a feeling that a $2.00 wine no longer exists