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Feb 22, 2021 5:29 AM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
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languex
Yum!
Kazpur8lS
He has a nice smile
scrappersapper
blyat
DarkWingz
Love working with Slavs, they're totally straight faced but hilarious and cynical. Best humour ever
JericoJones23
"Tomorrow we will be serving goulag...ah, goulash"
INeverSayNi
Army camp menu: MO - chicken + rice, TU - fish pasta, WE - meatballs + potatoes, TH - peasoup, FR - chicken-fish-meat-rice-pasta-potato stew
SuckerOfFun
Lunchtime in the JROTC.
qoit
Is that Steve Harrington from Stranger Things?
zen66on
bantheshadow
can also be used as tank armor.
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Ballistic Spread, Tactical Yellow, Vaguely Vanilla Flavour
FOBbitPoG
Is this a Russian teenage negasonic warhead?
Mayyybe
Eat your картофель Cyka!
aninvisiblemaniac
lol he cute tho
bourbonandbaddecisions
“They say that in the Army the chow is might fine...”
Erbiumindiumironsalty
Army: You must be in peak physical condition ALWAYS!!! p.s. here's dinner; it's paper mâché
evilcarp
The poor souls.
RobErtE87
why...are...they...using...kids..utensils? All that's missing is a sippy cup and a mickey mouse sticker on the fork.
at8eqeq3
By exactly the same reasons, obviously.
thefishhiddenbehindtheairconditioner
money for real utensils went to the silverware in the officers mess..
guardianzero
does he work at dairyqueen?
DrunkAgainstMadMothers
Yea, at the gulag
DewyVan
He could
etraskmuzicool
He got fired for taking too long at the drive-thru.
vatnick
I hope he now enjoys the food in the gulag
MomofukuJones
Unfortunately, he already fell out a window under strange circumstances...
RedCamaro
He does the same trick with an empty plate now
MissSpelledTattoo
HeroThatWasNeeded
They don't do that anymore, they take a trip out the windows.
DdCno1
It's much cheaper and they don't need another Trans-Siberian Railway anyway.
ThatRaccoonGuy
Sorry why?
TielKiri
It’s a joke intended to humorously convey the idea that this caries risk of being sent to a gulag
phrenic99
Apology accepted.
DerpMeister
Captain Needa
TielKiri
They don’t have food in gulags
ProfessorAssBlast2020
i wonder if theyre treating him ok in the gulag
CassandraCat
He seems like fun
rbudrick
Dairy Queen shakes are weird in Russia.
CalistoNoir
Putin saw that. He ded now...
TheWeebleWobler
The confidence in his porrich lol.
GabeTheT
Peas were never an option.
nonCanadianGoose
Pfft, I still have MRE in my intestines from over 20 years ago
evilcarp
T Rations. Because there always has to be something worse to feed you.
Technocratic
I’m here to say I would suck the soul out of this ghostly man
ebonyfaery
Came looking for this comment cos I didn't want to say it
CampyCounselor
Upvote for username
Bugdaze
"What's for dinner?" "Yellow."
RobJenkins
Grout
zipflame
Dang it, you made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night. Take your upvote go.
gilliamv
Same, I think we're friends now.
HighwayWizard
"I like the yellow ones"
ambalika
Gorilla Glue
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
And for dessert, yellow cake uranium!
MarySkadi
Hushpups
желтый
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
жёлтый
Xander77777
жёлтое
MianusStar
Mmmm.... yellow!
Daveman96
Yellow?! Yeah! My favorite food after blue!
kailord
Keep away from the Spoo!
blackguard89
I think it's mamaliga, or how do I put this, a sort of corn flower food that you boil a bit and then it hardents into something...edible
mysss29
Combining the taste sensation of real seafood flavors with the latest in dietary science, Soylent Yellow is the only food you’ll ever need!
LightStriker
Yellow sticky or yellow runny?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
I prefer green..
Asadsadsadclown
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DedrmP3VMAAG6sJ.jpg
Magnasplit
Or rather. Что на ужин? Жёлтый
lujotu
Don't get cheap on me
prizna123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLgn7Kz4Us
MissSpelledTattoo
FuzzyX
Just call it egg but it is not egg.
ntek2
Looks Romanian actually. The dish is called Mămăligă and is essentially cornmeal. Served with soft cheese or sour cream. It's a carb staple.
Magnasplit
Looks like a russian insignia on his left shoulder
whatpassesforclever
I was thinking potatoes that were put into a high powered food processor. Never seen cornmeal gluey like that, but pulverized potatoes do.
ntek2
Cornmeal does do it. I'm not a fan at all. Imho it tastes like nothing with the texture between porridge and adhesive.
airfriedfoods
Yellow.... pancake??
GrumpyOldMillennial
*jabs fork into gruel* Nice. Now for some coffee, instant, type I.
Talligan
And an ibuprofen
RobErtE87
I understood that reference.
ArmyStrings
Army food knows no borders. It's a shared plight.
dleeb
The food at the Fort Knox DFac was pretty damn good . Fresh omelettes and ribs and freaking burgers All pretty good to me.
Mokelzwerg
In my experience anything tastes like heaven after a day of marching, drill and setting up camp.
Lowang92
All the above plus 2 days no food! all tastes like f***ing french cuisine.....
CultofCedar
During hurricane sandy we lost power for like 2 months and they gave use some MREs lol. Maybe I eat garbage but it was ntb lol
eggmuffin
Norwegian army feeds soldiers well, as it understands that misery and malnutrition is not conducive to good performance.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I think it's supposed to be eggs, just microwaved on the plate.
RigoryMorty
It's some kind of sweetcorn oatmeal, most seem to really like it.
mkreku
I always got home cooked food from real chefs in the swedish army. They were so good we called them Trossnaz (tross is the army kitchen)
theotherforcemajeure
Even the 24h ration bags are good. Except the 3 coffee sticks. Just 3 cups of coffee? HERESY
theorell
Compared to normal swedish coffee, the 3 sticks in 24H-rations is about 2/3 of a cup in taste.
Goldmarble
Having seen MRESteve1989? I know this is not true. The French and the Italians are onto things.
haadyy
Food wise at least...
verityauger
Nice
GoalsforGames
God I love Steve. So fucking wholesome
positiveleroy
The Chinese, however, seem bound and determined to kill their troops with food poisoning.
DdCno1
To be fair, they were also determined to kill their babies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal
SophieClockwise
PubstarHero
Nice
Talligan
The Swiss are prepared to open unoaked Chardonnay under fire
cattaxinspector
Only officers. Knives for non-officers don’t have a cork-screw. https://www.armeeshop.ch/messer-werkzeuge/101-victorinox-pioneer-alox.html
Talligan
*gasps* the injustice
razorgirl1066
I saw one that was ostrich in cranberry sauce. Guy said it was like something from a fancy restaurant.
VonFuriku
Italian army is famous for it's ancient principle of "the army marches in its stomach" - soldiers wouldn't accept bad food.
BlackDeku
To be fair no italian accept bad food, it's pretty engraved in our culture, much less armed italians
Nohmadexe
I thought it was something Napoleon said
VonFuriku
Could well be, I remember reading this from some ww2 german soldiers autobiography where he praised the Italian soldiers field munitions
mormacil
I mean it was hard to praise the Italians for anything else... 20th century Italian military performance is... interesting...
lovit487
When my sisters husband who was in kosovo herzegovina(KFOR) says the Italian/French food rations was the best. You got a tiny bottle of wine
FantasticBadassitude
I was there!!! Was he a Marine? What year?
lovit487
I don't remember the year. Some time in the late 90s. Maybe 97-99. He (we) are Swedish, so no he wasn't a marine :)
FantasticBadassitude
Oh... and we blew a ton of "petty cash" on local food cause... ham slice, or omelet with ham
lovit487
Don't forget the slivovitz ;)
jesuisgur
Yeah, they were selling their rations to the starved americans !
lovit487
The Swedish troops to ;)