GrammaticalMisdirection
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And also guns
Jan 24, 2018 12:33 AM
GrammaticalMisdirection
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And also guns
Fuzzykitten777
Just started season 7.....I'm gonna miss it when it's over...
SankariSuomi
When I visited Texas, everyone was like this.
CaveHunter3000
That’s how Americans see Americans
BillMcNutt
And the foreigner's would be right.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
only americans enjoy meat. fun fact.
bmsmasher9
TilSovngarde
HypocriticalBastard
I’d eat that whole damn thing and then sit on the toilet for the next 6 hours trying to go
mordrul
I'd have to say the best part about this post is the whiny little bitch comments from the Hivemind. XD
Falos
fantasticlight
I think this is how Americans think about themselves...
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
railgap
And fuck everybody else's dinner. I like a good stick as much as the next bloke, but I wouldn't smoke where others are eating.
shasuba
With bacon
bmjflow
The President we need, partly because he would never take the job.
BortymcBortfeis
*fat
Cyaphas
Ummm... wtf is the bacon? This is bullshit! Imposter!
Krayhayft
LordOfNapTime
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
"Dumbass"
LordSupergreat
I'd be concerned that that alcove isn't refrigerated, if I thought it would be any more than an hour before it gets emptied out.
Krayhayft
You don't know Ron Swanson.
Tikityler
They are saying they do know Ron, they are confident that bacon will be gone in under an hour and therefore are not concerned.
colecole
My fiancé can have the steaks. I'll take the cigar and whiskey.
Nelo920
WarbringerDoom
drnathaniel
Americans think this is charming. It's really not.
TheMightyKibbless
Thank you for speaking for me.
Wrongleveeeeeeer
If Ron Swanson was the actually the worst stereotype of us, we'd be such an amazingly awesome country. Can you imagine??
tammyfromthelibrary
America actually is a pretty amazingly awesome country.
Wrongleveeeeeeer
Clearly I meant amazinger.
WillTheFifth
I'd settle for him being the average stereotype. He's a damn good man.
Wrongleveeeeeeer
Yeah I mean that'd be fine, and you're right: he's a good person. But just imagine if he was the WORST that foreigners could think of us!
barnwolf
But you can't smoke in restaurants in America?
ColoradoGirrl
Nope.
kataklysim
They have something like this at a steakhouse here. Called the cowboy
ballstotheceiling
Why is he using his knife to cut that steak? He should be using a gun like a true American, pffft Amateur
JunglePygmy
Funny to think how much i love Ron Swanson, but despise almost everything he stands for.
TheMightyKibbless
It’s a show, so that is entirely irrelevant.
JunglePygmy
Thats literally the most stupid thing i've ever heard. But it's the internet, so i guess it's irrelevant!
TheMightyKibbless
I envy you them.
TheMightyKibbless
then*
nutsacrilegious
Wait until you're an adult...then you'll get it.
JunglePygmy
Thanks "Nutsacreligious", you seem to have the adult thing all figured out.
Wrongleveeeeeeer
What an unnecessarily condescending thing to say!
TheAdventuresofStealy
A porterhouse is just a t-bone with a bigger tenderloin side, why not get a different cut like a ribeye or something?
mineovermatter
Jokeoverhead.gif
perrosevero
he knows what he's about, son.
eggimage
As a foreigner, accurate. And I want that plate of pure meat too
CopterBandit
As an alien i miss ribs from Sonny
d0o0o0d
I have eaten a 40oz steak before. Once. It eventually stops being fun.
DARN101
Us foreigners are confused by freedom units. What does this mean in metric?
d0o0o0d
~1.13 kg of beef.
KingOfBait
That’s not enough steak
humanhotplate
I get a 42oz tomahawk steak every fathers day and it's amazing.
Scotticus93
How was pooping after that lol
washismycopilot
From experience I'd guess like death.
d0o0o0d
Pretty much normal, but there was a subtle 'beefy' aroma.
pawa87
LordOfNapTime
TheMightyKibbless
SomebodyNeedaHug
Ren? Rod?
TheMightyKibbless
Car Ramrod
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
Hakusen
What about bacon?
doctorwoohoo
I am so glad I looked this up.
icouldntmakeitasapunker
gooood morning, ladies
Jakethesnake357
We can go to the park after Dark....
CookiesaurusRex
And smoke that tumbleweed
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Jakethesnake357
Singing them dirty rap songs
CookiesaurusRex
Stop & hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
Cheomesh
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong