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amundost
Being prepared and pulling it of are different things. As mike said:"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
Tiredoftrouble101
Mike Ehrmantraut?
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
*meanwhile in New Zealand*
ObsidianChef
Sweden and Norway is reversed. Sweden FUCKED up badly.
HavetsHerren
LOL for France who fucked it up good, England who managed to do even worse, and Norway and NZ who nailed it.
Svartlebee
That Sweden one aged like fine wine.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Sweden ended up a lot worse than Norway, God knows why they said Russia, France and Italy were more prepared too
Pseudomenos
Sweden has more cases per capita than Italy
saalor
Much less deaths though, this indicates differences in testing.
Pseudomenos
If you mean that sweden tested more that is not true. It may mean lots of things, from different way to register deaths to strain virulence
MrListerTheFirst
The order the legend is in makes me want to cry.
Totsmacgee
Does you want to cry most, more or least?
Tubularballs
Yeah, that’s a car wreck.
PianoMan2112
The order is right; the words are wrong.
JollyJokzr
Should be Prepared, Less prepared, Least Prepared
AntiProtonBoy
What’s wrong? It’s in descending order.
getadogupya
People read top to bottom... it goes from most prepared to more prepared.
asmallcat
Right, First, Second, Third. It makes sense.
zachtidmore
I produce maps professionally, and that is exactly how we would order that legend.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Lol more than most... orrrr?
AntiProtonBoy
I read top to bottom too. Not hard to figure out it’s descending order.
drunkwaffle
In theory that seems correct. In practice the US had Donald tRump and the Republicunts.
MissPeabody
tRump...giggles
PhillipBanks
Who disbanded the US' Pandemic Response Unit, the highest rated in the world btw, because they thought it was a waste of tax money. Oops.
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
It didn't just get the US wrong. Most of Africa did amazing. And NZ was perfect.
thegreatcnut
Nah, most of Africa just didn't report numbers
bknice02
“Ranked by ability”. Not “Ranked by actually being prepared and doing something about it”. Had the ability, just didn’t want to
dasklaus
I'm sorry, in what world did China have less ability than the US? They built entire hospitals in days! That is just not possible elsewhere.
AwesomeName
RackhamTheRed
I memeber the ppl on here cheering for cheap housing to come true. That also aged well
Leithreas
It's still wrong, because most of Africa did a pretty great job.
Gorapora
If you're not politically or socially able than you're not able.
afatrollofmyown
All the ability to fight, all the armor, none of the will.
boblives
Yeah, New Zealand and Italy were ranked the same but with 2 completely different results
Counterfit
Italy got cought by surprise, unfortunately
boblives
Yeah makes sense, but that's like part of being prepared trying to detect an outbreak before it becomes wide spread
Counterfit
How can you detect something you don't know exists?
boblives
You probably need a plan, like to check if stuff is getting weird
spudpicker
I was about to laugh at you, but did some research first. Looks like it was circulating in Italy as early as Sept. That IS a surprise.
spudpicker
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/11/coronavirus-italy-covid-19-pandemic-europe-date-antibodies-study
DrSparken
Not as early as sept, just that the study these came from started then. Earliest were in october, which is still very odd; not impossible, >
PantLord
Take the fucking U.K. off there. Our government left us to the Wolves because they were to incompetent to keep us safe. Fuck the Tories.
NeverShaveYourDuck
Are you missing the point that it was the world's WRONGEST infographic? The UK is appropriately marked wrongly as "Most prepared".
ShadeEmberi
now now they always make the right decision....4 weeks after when it was needed
NotoriousDuchess
Honestly it's hard to see how they could have been more useless. The only one who was decent was Rishi.
PantLord
His ear out to help out bullshit massively increased deaths because the economy is more important to him than the people who drive it.
madeejit
It was quite a rollercoaster there. UK is crushing vaccine rollout compared to a lot of the west though.
eggscanfly
People seem to forget though that the purpose of a vaccine is to save lives & the economy... but we've already fucked up both.
Voidhawk42
That's cause the NHS is fucking genius, and for once the gov decided to not touch it. Everything else has been murder-by-proxy.
HeinekenBottle
Yes but have you noticed how it’s being reported? NHS track and trace vs Government Vaccine scheme... you can see what they’re trying to do
Superbobbit
They took a risk jumping the gun on vaccine. It's worked out thank god, but we're waiting 12 weeks for 2nd shots, not the reccomend 3.
siberianhufky
There’s data coming out that a 12 week gap may be more effective. Boris accidentally shit a golden egg as it could have ended up ineffective
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Boris' entire political career is based on the fact that he seems to be unreasonably lucky
Compo1130
The public did most of the damage by disregarding the rules. Boris could have done a lot differently but the fact is a lot won't follow.
LicensedAdHominem
The government's purpose is to organize, clearly define and enforce the rules.
PantLord
Could have closed the borders, could have gone for zero COVID rather than herd immunity, funnelled literal billions to his mates. (1/2)
TheFishFace
Boris' worst error was loosening up too soon. UK entered restrictions in a similar way to other places, but wasted time over summer.
PantLord
People could have done more but let’s not cut Boris slack when he is responsible for making this waaaaaayyyy worse than it should have been.
Wordsmeannothing
Telling people to go back to the office, telling people to go to the pub, telling parents to send their kids to school. What a that!
JosephCabbage
The "Eat Out to Help Out" thing was BEYOND stupid! "We'll pay half your bill to go outside" and THEN blamed it on the public when No. spiked
Wordsmeannothing
Boris and the government fucked it from the off. Dont blame the people when there is such poor leadership.
BeardedAssassin
And the people having parties and flocking to beaches in droves are not to blame? Blaming it all on the government is a cop-out
Wordsmeannothing
Not providing a consistent and strong message it what the problem is. I am old enough to remember the aids campaign. Boris fucked it!
PantLord
The fact that ppl fucked up too doesn’t excuse that hes the one whos supposed to know better. He fucked up. Don’t make excuses for the cunt
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PantLord
Oh yeah that makes up for keeping the borders, funnelling billions that should have gone to the NHS to their mates, lying to get Brexit (1/2
PantLord
all the nepotism, misleading MPs, gerrymandering, and too many other things to list. But yeah we are “lucky” that they did the bare minimum.
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PantLord
Ok fair enough. There’s just too many ppl saying “give Boris a break because we aren’t ALL broke and dead yet.” Sorry for pouncing.
afatrollofmyown
In America, we got 0% pay, and had to go back to work. Fuck your tories, for sure, but our democrats couldn't even do that.
JohnSmithterms
America is such a fuckin weird place and in a weird state of play in this timeline.
weirdnorwegianguy
*laughs in nørwegian*
bond674
*Laughs in proper Norwegian* Vi skriver ikke engelsk feil med vilje for pokker.
weirdnorwegianguy
Jo det gjør vi tenk!!!!
DrunkRightNow
Prepared doesn't equate to using that preparation. Stockpiling food for the apocalypse is no use when you don't stay there.
Awmph
They didn't realize they needed to rank political preparedness as well.
Lampmonster
On one of those doom prepper shows one guy had diabetes. He knew he was toast in a week but had food for a year lol.
ThatShiftyMonkey
Trade food for insulin.
Iusethisreallylongusernamebecauseihavenocluewhatusernametouse
Got to be refrigerated ?
ThatShiftyMonkey
Trade sexual favors for refrigeration.
Nopearope
He understood the need for abandoned stockpiles for scavengers.
Einherion
Gotta get my legendary quests somehow.
creamyt
Right. The US had resources available. Hard to use those effectively when half the population is campaigning against basic hygiene (masks).
creamyt
It's just so. fucking. mind boggling.
longshorttermmemorynetwork
Yeah, but also we weren't prepared either.
JustABookworm
No one was really prepared, the map is more of a comparison of who was the most prepared, and I guess US is included in that.
OlderWiser
I stockpiled food and stayed home mostly. Now I have a lot of food I need to eat at home so I have that going for me which is nice.
areyouelonmusk
US had the resources, our shit president didn't use them and also spread lies and fueled fake outrage.
somtin
Mostly it was to avoid looking weak and losing poll numbers.When that didn't work it turned into an excuse to rack up political retribution
ApotheosisCM
What's extra frustrating is that it's a stupid political decision. If just shuts the fuck up and lets us beat the virus, he wins reelection.
sharK11
He even blocked the use and execution of actions that would have saved lives, he literally was worse than if he had done nothing at all.
Feldspartacus
Lol, same for everything he's ever done. What a fucking tool
echonite
He could have done nothing, let the experts do their job, and he probably would have won reelection.
MrBoh
But that would require not getting all the attention and it's too risky that someone else might get credit . So here we are
ElroydIsGone
Like stockpiling canned food for a generation, but the only can opener left had "Obama" engraved on it, so they threw it away.
torillatavataan
They were prepared. They had contingency plans. They. Had. An. Otterhugging. Pandemic Playbook. Which they tossed into the fire in 2017.
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ElroydIsGone
Ah, yes, it was even established by Bush jr. already, right? And then updated by Obama, so not even a dreaded pure "Buh Obama-thingy".
SheepPoster
Had a basement filled with canned goods. Put a guy in charge who couldn't figure out how to use a can opener. You know who you are.
Gorapora
If you're not politically or socially able then you're not able.
MollyInanna
New coat of red all over that baby
speckledorfed
Vietnam has controlled Covid surprisingly well
MagnorCriol
Except for New Zealand!
skellington01
I’m assuming you mean the US.
RadicalLeftist
Not australia. We fucked covid up buddy!
AgeisFang
WA here, amen buddy!!
Imakethingsweird
Not even the virus could survive Australia, apparently
bolobass
Don't pretend you're New Zealand ya poser
braidedeagle
Northern Ireland has also been doing better than the whole of the UK
RADICALFREEDOM
How crazy is that? I’m first gen American, family left NI during the Troubles and I’ve been looking at NI like “damn, should prolly go back”
braidedeagle
I mean, the NI Executive has kinda fucked everything else but the pandemic has been handled pretty well.
RADICALFREEDOM
If you do *everything* right all at once, people will get suspicious.
braidedeagle
It's all DUP bullshit mostly. We only got equal marriage rights and abortion rights due to them taking a near 3 year break.
mynamespaul
And NI is doing pretty fucking shit, so that’s saying an awful lot!
braidedeagle
Compared to say, NZ, sure. But compared to the UK as a whole? We rule. Also we have one of the best vaccine roll outs in the world.
mynamespaul
I’m mostly thinking compared to the rest of Ireland
braidedeagle
Compared to ROI we have had less deaths, I know population is less up here, and more vaccinated. I'd call that better handled.
1smrtcdnguy127001
Greenland isn't included because it has a population of 132 and 120 of those are polar bears
Hufflepufflerine
LOL France and Britain
Shaodyn
America is only prepared for war. Nothing else.
afatrollofmyown
War and punishment is all america knows how to do.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I mean, the US had so much going for it. We *were* well prepared. The Trump admin. ignored most of that preparation because it was put in>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>place by a guy who makes him feel like a sad salmon.
DavidJackel
In the UK a lot of our preparations and planning was mainly for a flu pandemic. Turns out Covid ain't flu....
NotoriousDuchess
Be that as it may, we've seen in this pandemic that the real impact comes from the actions taken by whoever is currently governing.
JeevesMk2
We'd have been fine if we didn't have a numpty in charge who kept ignoring scientific advice in favour of political expediency.
Panma98
Laughs in Norway, where less people died in 2020 than the average of the past couple years
Thickinthewarm
I'm going to assume this was created in the US. In their eyes the US is No. 1 by default. In reality, they seldom are.
UncleRat
The next big war will start with a biological attack; The United States will be wiped off the map because of stupid people. We've seen it.
voguemouse
Sweden didn't quite live up to the graph
LordNergal
Neither did the UK.
sjg1711350
We seem to be doing pretty OK for now, slow start. Veeeeery slow start
crashmat
Now we are, after we killed a load of folks at the start
Bigcurly2000
"Slow start" is a pretty forgiving way of saying "a criminal level of incompetence and callousness"
WinchesterTavern
GnomeHomo
The Swedes just decided to solve the pension crisis while they were at it.
jp189512
Didn't Sweden do even less than the US? Like literally nothing?
Trunkmonkay
Sweden gambled on transmitted herd immunity when there was 0 science to support the practice.
Trinns
They even argued against mask usage arguing it could increase the spread.
ILikeFugu
Sweden's response was mostly soft measures rather than hard. Think "please stay at home and be careful" rather than mandatory lockdown
BortymcBortfeis
Not quite
DaveTheScientist
Not nothing, but very little. It did not go well.
PaleAsFuck
We still not doing Good.
DaveTheScientist
How's your vaccine rollout going? Hopefully that will put an end to things soon.
PaleAsFuck
It's going slow but it's going. Hopefully I get mine one April because I'm in a risk group
TheBlackKaiser
Did go better then the US. A healthier population and sick time is useful... different baselines.
DaveTheScientist
Exactly, plus universal health care. Comparisons are tricky, but it's safe to say it didn't go well in either country.
Cruxador
This image is almost the exact opposite of what actually happened.
DigiT00l
Only NZ did, and they over performed
TurdBurglar3000
In all fairness, they didn't even seem to want to particularly curb the pandemic.
DavosTheOnionKnight
Precisely. That was their plan all along. Let it burn through the population fast and then get back to work. It worked, but the sacrifice
DavosTheOnionKnight
was more than could be tolerated in retrospect.
DongSayaDae
Worked? Shits still rampant basically everywhere lol
DongSayaDae
Nvm I'm dumb and can't read..
Caramster
The ignorance is strong with this one
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
But... they are still not back to work.
Pseudomenos
I would say that it didn't work
DavosTheOnionKnight
Because they abandoned it after several months. It was working but people were dying in higher numbers than a civilized society would accept
KattenGustafsson
Most industrial workers never left work so you are kind of wrong
AwesomeName
Self-reported, probably.
ozbatman
As an Australian, I am laughing hysterically that this shows America as “most prepared.”
TurdBurglar3000
Learn to read. Nowhere it says they were "most prepared", just that they had the ability to respond to a pandemic. Which they failed to use.
makky0
Yes normally those who are well prepared are very different to those with a good ability to respond
LordNergal
Don't forget the UK, which is in roughly the same boat.
GravyEducation
No one in America with a brain thought it was going to end well
getadogupya
They had the tools... unfortunately the biggest tool was President at the time.
hufflesnuff
Trump fucked up bigly. But let's be real. You can't have an effective pandemic response in a country without a proper healthcare system.
DatDarthCaedus
They were quite well prepared, it's just that the president and his administration intentionally sabotaged the response for their own 1/
DatDarthCaedus
political and economical gain; shit like denying aid to states who didn't vote Trump, Kushner refusing to share the stockpile intended 2/
DatDarthCaedus
for situations like this, them telling states they have to buy their own supplies only for the feds to seize said supplies and resell, etc.
srsgiraffe
Meanwhile in Madagascar
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AntiProtonBoy
*Laughs in Australian*
yoshimaruTERA
*Murmuring "That could've been us" in Japanese*
Royoffinland
*Laughs nervously in Finlandian*
GlutenfreeBootsInPuss
*Coughs in Suomi"
mikexloo
*Laughs awkwardly in Brazilian"
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
*cries in Portuguese*
kystos
*coughs in french*
brianthefly
minPD0309
I’m so happy I live in Perth
MyWifeCallsMeChungus
Had a friend move to Exmouth from our place in Melbourne. Few of weeks later we started the first lockdown. No gonna lie I was pretty jelly.
makky0
As a Melbournite, lobe how I saw your comment with '3h' next to it.
MyWifeCallsMeChungus
Melbournian I think is correct.
makky0
I think 'fun at parties' is correct
VaultGirl69
Korea. One of the few places where the yellow is right next to the red.
MattHolmberg
*gets plague, survives maybe, then goes bankrupt in American*
divahengel
At least we have toilet paper! Right? ......right? Well shit
Cedr3000
therefor the toiletpaper
conflictmuffins
*sad American noises*
JoRo13377331
*confused German* ... was off to a good start but messed up at some point summer/autumn 2020
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
You travelling right now? I could read this script in Northern Hemispheric.
WoefulWombat
Northern hemispheric?
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
Not upside down
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Australia is currently at less than 1 community transmission a day (though that might change very soon). Point is we are doing well.
dizzydiver2853
Sorry https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-12/brisbane-hospital-lockdown-doctor-covid/13244616
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
That’s the “though that might change soon” part...
underestimated37
Honestly with the federal government forcing us to open up before people are immune it’ll rise again
incendiumsatus
Totally disagree with having AU as Most Prepared. Hardly. They had to be dragged kicking and screaming. Ruby Princess anyone?
underestimated37
Dan Andrews dragged the rest of the country kicking and screaming into compliance, he cops way too much bad press
Potatopeelerkind
I mean, sure, we messed up at the start, and the Federal government has been useless, but the state govs have mostly been on top of things.
incendiumsatus
State Govts (NSW here nor there) were brilliant when they realised Scomo was using the Trump playbook.
metalrulercid
Watches Australian betting eastern by spider while laughing
makky0
Betting eastern
metalrulercid
Yeah, it's funny know why being eaten was such a problem
meloncauly
We were lucky, not prepared.
Zeefox
No, don’t fall for that misconception. Oz implemented ‘pandemic 101’ and it worked. Pretty much everyone else fucked it. Fucked it badly.
SlappedStupid
My uni had info sessions about the virus on 3 consecutive days in March. The first 2, they assured us that in-person classes would go ->
SlappedStupid
ahead until at least late may, & possibly until august, because that's what the gov was recommending. On the third session, they announced->
SlappedStupid
that in-person classes were cancelled, & everyone had 24 hours to figure out how to deliver all content online. That first couple of ->
Omegarighteous
The UK has never been prepared in the slightest, a toddler could of made better decisions than BoJo
fentproptrac
We’d prepared for the wrong pandemic. Planning for flu rather than SARS type illness
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
After Cygnus they continued limiting NHS seasonal flu capacity, after the exercise showed even a flu pandemic would put it overcapacity. A
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
single way, for context, they didn't even plan for the flu we expected was ventilator availability.
grubben
Also both can affect both upper and lower respiratory tract and so both possibly require ventilators. Literally there is no difference.
LordNergal
You're even less prepared for Smallpox 4 when that evolves. -Your reptilian alien overlords
grubben
This was a complete bullshit statement from Gove. The PPE required is exactly the same and so we prepared for both. Disgusted he wasnt 1/2
grubben
Called out on this, and horrified that people seem to take what he says at face value. 2/2
fentproptrac
R0 much lower for influenza, ventilator days lower too. It’s not just PPE availability that’s affected
grubben
Right... that's not the case for every influenza first off all so immediately this doesn't work, the Ro is different for every flu virus 1/2
grubben
If the Ro is high enough for a flu epidemic in the UK, its going to be at least comparable to covid's. Please do not ever listen to the 1/2
LeMegachonk
It's missing "Prepared, but prepared to fuck it up on purpose to soothe a madman's ego"?
SpitMatt
Us Maltese were extremely prepared. And then Italy happened :(
TanithRosenbaum
Could you elaborate a bit, I didn't follow what happened in your country.
SpitMatt
We closed down the airport immediately last March (or Feb, I forgot). The problem was a few Italians already here that had covid incubating
TanithRosenbaum
Ah fuck, that sucks balls. I'm sorry to hear that, and I hope you and your family are alright. All the best from Germany :)
SpitMatt
Well, besides a couple cancelled trips and general inconvenience we're all fine tnks. Waiting for the call to get my vaccine jab ;)
TanithRosenbaum
Ah good, I'm glad.
ReallyNotSure
Greenland lol
TMccl
They have like what, 10 people living there?
ArandomDane
Most of these infographs does not want to deal with Greenland as part of the kingdom of Denmark.
MellifluousJoker
NK making it into the map tho
Soppa76
Ice prepared
ricpaul
Everyone lives 6ft (or over 1.5 meters) apart. There is no virus there. Or am I sounding like Trump now?
HannibalHoseth
Greenland is part of the realm of Denmark so....
undungubungu
Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, but is mostly self-governed. They are getting vaccines from Denmark's supply. So same as DK.
undungubungu
I'll also add they are getting vaccines according to their relative size and demographic. This includes Faroe Islands.
myamazeballz
Grayland
LiarLiarPantsUntier
They have too much alcohol in their blood for the Rona to survive, or their liver.
IamNotAshamed
I've read somewhere that greenland is excluded from a lot of maps like this because it's relevance is almost zero compared to it's size.
randomwalrus
I read that the real reason is because it is infested with wereseals, who eat the flesh off of wandering census takers, and statisticians.
somethingdark
Greenland is notorious for never providing information
PlankTableGo
Remember when he cancelled a meeting with the leader of Denmark because they wouldn't sell Greenland to the USA?
snarkybat
He cancelled on the Queen. She is apolitical, so it was quite the diplomatic slap in the face. We all know she was actually relieved, though
Topi41
Im sorry - the plague you have requested is not available in your country.
Pheehelm
threelittledwarfs
Shouldn't that be 'Green' ?
Pala2
No data
EchoWhiskyBravo
That’s really amazing.
InqSerena
What is way funnier than its allowed to be!
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Greenland had 1 port, and it's locked now.
RPCharImages
Greenland doesn't exist, change my mind
skellington01
“Pandemic? Y’all are having a pandemic?”
Odincdaj522004
No one lives there except that weird old dude and his bone.
counterintel
Greenland's not real.
Thewayofthebear
It's not even green
swagmastayoloslaya
Cmon maan not cool
PieMasterOfTheRealm
Iceland is full of volcanoes too. It's all LIES!
laiskamato
Fire and Ice!
Marmz2016
And the United Kingdom is FAR from united!
LackadasicalGoblin
Its all CGI!
FunmonkeyCT
It’s not even land.
flounder35
Greenland is owned by Denmark. So it should be yellow.
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flounder35
Then who do we talk to about buying it?
witheredspoon
Pay the owner twice the rent. If unowned, you may buy it from the bank.
Vikingess
Owns? Nope says a Dane.
EchoWhiskyBravo
For now . . .
ArandomDane
Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark not owned.... If you please.
cbmech7
'member when Stupid was trying to buy Greenland from Denmark? He was like, I give you tree fiddy for Greenland, best deal ever
VeryUniqueName
We don't own Greenland, and did treat them shamefully when they were our colony. What you said is a big yikes if you know the history.
ElroydIsGone
They are self-governed since '79. Btw, they are not part of the EU, although belonging to an EU member. They left the EC in '85 after >
ElroydIsGone
a referendum, but still have special status (eligible for EU funding and they are still EU citizens). Kinda weird status, but apparently OK.
wishIcouldthinkofsomething
Owned? Dafuq??
Musicosity
Yes, owned
snarkybat
Nope, not "owned" but technically part of the Danish Kingdom. They have their own government though, but receives a lot of support from DK >
snarkybat
> because DK earlier (and sometimes still) treat the former colony like utter shit. It's very shameful, tbh.
wishIcouldthinkofsomething
I'm Danish.
Jrhoney
Minimal population and infrastructure means it isn't on the same level as Denmark.
ArandomDane
Minimal population and infrastructure means the resources required is less than the rest of the Kingdom. Not that we let part of our (1/2)
ArandomDane
(2/2) kingdom be unprepared.
twozerooz
Denmark owns Greenland like the UK owns Canada/Australia. Lol.
undungubungu
Without it, they would not be able to function as a coherent country.
twozerooz
Kind of like EU countries rely on the EU for foreign policy and grants?
undungubungu
Not really. Greenland would disolve and its soveignty would be up for grabs without DK's assistance.
undungubungu
Not quite. Denmark is responsible for Greenland's internal and external security and foreign policy. Also gives annual allowance of $500 mil
Anonanimal3000
Denmark, senpai, can I have an allowance too?
DroolingYeastman
In 10-20 years when we have paid our dept after covid
thescyllaandcharybdis
Even though the Danes own Is imagine it doesn’t have the infrastructure to respond though hospitals/nurses/doctors
Kongur
It's fine, Denmark is a rich capitalist free market economy, the inut are treated like any other dane.
flounder35
they do have a ton of ice though. So they're prepared for the J&J vaccine.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Ah yes, the miraculous -50 degree ice of Greenland.
bolobass
Jack&Jim?
flounder35
Johnson and Johnson. It’s a one dose vaccine. It only requires the temperatures of a regular refrigerator.
ArandomDane
As part of the kingdom, resources are moved where needed. Just like if USA was functioning. So it is absurd to make the distinction for(1/2)
ArandomDane
the Kingdom of Denmark, while CA and Florida is painted with the same brush...
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Not really. They are isolated the moment planes and boats stop coming.
PianoMan2112
You’ve obviously never played Plague, Inc.
Kinkyfuck
im old as fuck, i remeber when it was pandemic instead of plague inc
TeflonTrout
Always, ALWAYS start in Greenland
Derginsdrogalot
Fucking. Greenland.
CaeJay
*cries in Madagascar*
somethingawesomeandgreat
In real life, there’s a raging plague epidemic in madagascar
JustAnotherCynicToo
General: Boss, someone in Chile sneezes one too many times. Big Boss (Wo)Man: LOCK! IT! ALL! DOWN!
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
The carribean! How? I got madagascar and greenland! FUuuuuu...
Trustmebecausereasons
It probably still hasn’t affected Greenland...
Cole2999
"covid what?"
swagmastayoloslaya
31 had covid throughout the pandemic all of them healthy now.
CramSandwichandaNukaCola
They shut down their port when someone sneezed in Wuhan.