The story of the tiniest Jedi

Jan 18, 2016 2:07 AM

DecibelGhost

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This speaks to me on so many penises. I mean, levels.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

You've been watching Revenge of The Sith again haven't you?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh god no. D:

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE CUTE BUT THEN I SAW SKYWALKER AND THE THING HAPPENED!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw that coming, but I think I was in denial up until the end...

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That...did not go how I was expecting it to go.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it bad that my first reaction was to laugh?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I loved this - really makes me get in touch with the dark side.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"I left you some fresh cut sunflowers on the table!"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for Robot Chicken! :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those old Robot Chicken specials were hilarious.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont know whether i should upvote or downvote

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

favourite

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

FALSE! Lightsabers instantly cauterize flesh; there was no blood.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

What about Episode 4? When Obi-Wan lopped off Ponda Baba's arm there was blood.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Creative use of Force Choke.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's to late. OP's already turned to the dank side...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooh Anakin *cues cheesy sitcom music*

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Artist is http://givenclarity.tumblr.com/

10 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 3

Ty.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes thanks

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

SAVAGE http://imgur.com/VbbXuYI

10 years ago | Likes 387 Dislikes 13

I didn't know I needed this until now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif is disturbing af.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

@mistersavage, please express your thoughts about this glorious gif.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

dude, he's not gonna fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world needs to know.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP, you beautiful bastard...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

This post and both of these gifs have rustled my jimmies . +1's for all

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for later

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before the last picture http://imgur.com/LhSOVn4

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Breaks my heart. :( I'm going to cry in a corner now.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Padme?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Star Wars Episode VIII: A New Nope... should be a blockbuster!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The original misunderstood white kid in school who brought a weapon in

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Your book reviews must have been pure gold.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What kind of a lightsaber leaves a blood splatter though?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Obi Wan's did in the Mos Eisley cantina.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I had my permission slip for the feels trip. What am I going to do with it now...

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

cry tears in it

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

@OP, who hurt you?

10 years ago | Likes 473 Dislikes 5

Episode 7.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Jedi, tbh.

10 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 0

Good. Use your anger. Strike them down, then your transformation to the dark side will be complete.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeees... yees... let the hate flow throught you...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

II II I HAATE YO O UU U

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"From my point of view the jedi are evil" -Anakin

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Then you are lost. I will do what I must

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

They're like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

-Barack Obama

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

-Barack Obama

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I don't see what's wrong with that line, however the unlike you part that I get the hate for.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It seems like they were trying for an emotional scene but all the dialogue is just so vapid and meaningless. The result is laughable.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The younglings!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 4

Not the younglings!

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the younglings?!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That took a violent turn

10 years ago | Likes 1952 Dislikes 4

So did Anakin

10 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

he was pretty violent before tho...he just started turning his violence against the good guys

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

LITERALLY!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean.. dark turn.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That escalated quickly

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as did his lightsaber

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw it from a mile away...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*12 parsecs away

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

42 Fahrenheit away

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh? I don't get it; parsecs are an actual distance. >.>

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for pointing that out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It went exactly where I'd hoped. +1

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I'd say it went where I expected.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was about to comment about how "then anakin kills him" but I didn't have to.

10 years ago | Likes 1181 Dislikes 6

I guessed the ending after reading the title. Y'all are messed up. That's why I come here.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I just watched Revenge of the Sith last night, I was expecting this also lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since it was implied anyway, you still didn't have to

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.

10 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

Till the very next Rebellion

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Till the very next day

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Bum bum bum bum bumpa dump

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pom Pom Pom Pom Pom po-rom

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got any midichlorians?

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Something something too old. Do you mean kids? I have 1 youngling he's obsessed with that song.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Joke so dark, Kylo Ren worships it.

10 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 3

*Matt the Radar Technician.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew from, "Hi, I'm Matt."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So light Sabres can cut onions...

10 years ago | Likes 694 Dislikes 8

... and children

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Light sabers can't cut steel beams.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wait...... Yes they can.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I can second this! I saw it in a movie once!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL young Jedi are ogres

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Onions have definitely been cut!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is it Sabre or Saber the Office has me confused

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Saber - American, Sabre - English

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either one works, at least in fencing.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Its a party here at Sab-rey

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mmm... caramelized onions

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

But I imagine they would cauterize the cut, preventing the chemicals that make you tear up from escaping the onion. You big cry baby.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Or evaporating them faster!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0