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scotchhh
Had to scroll down at 30 speed to make sure he not ded
otebear
Montclair, NJ has a colonial guy who has humble colonial attire and walks everywhere. Nice guy too. I think he's a historian.
Clockwerkpegasus
My town has me
hereisproof
We had a guy everyone called "Chester Pike Mike" in my town. He was somehow always around but never really seemed to be doing anything.
rawmeatandwhisky
80's guy seems like he fucking rocks
AndrewHollenbeck
Tradesman6100
He walks down 303 almost everyday, and yes i call him 80's guy too!
LesLesVegetables
Steel Panther fan?
Rayduh562
Guy should move here to CA. He could make money on Hollywood blvd.
cuddlez
naw, too much competition.
Tultamunille
There's a guy always dressed as Jesus who walks Sunset Blvd and comes to my diner for a cup of coffee. His name is Kevin. Cool dude.
McKyrl
I love how every town has "this guy or girl"
kansas555
Reminds me of the rollerblading guy on Raising Hope.
ThatAssholeOverThere
Theres a guy in my area who always dresses like Captain Jack Sparrow. Im in California so it might just be Johnny Depp though
TheClayKnight
THERE GOES MY HERO. WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
SmashingNirvana
THERW GOES MY HERO, HE'S ORDINARY.
DankestOvTheDank
Thats my town!! Theres a facebook page called Brunswick 80s guy. Ohio is a strange place.
bldl
Sometimes I forget that people don't live with a bunch of off the cuff peeps like we do in LA. I have a few friends like this.
FH2actual
He chose a style... and committed. Hats of to 80's guy!
lolajayne
We have "the guy who ride a bike in a thong" and " the guy who dresses like a bunny and has the hoppy leg things"
hillbillybarbie
Austin???
lolajayne
Where else? We used to have "The mayoral candidate who dresses in a thong and animal print on 6th street" but he died :-(
jvillager916
Brunswick Ohio?
veavee
in Helsinki we have LASERSKATER! https://www.facebook.com/Laserskater/?fref=ts
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
One days he's gonna say he feels pretty tired and just go home.
Billis75
There is no getting tired when https://youtu.be/qiVC89V4RpM is playing on a loop in your head 24/7
Maldraek
Welcome to the future, Time Traveler. Everything sucks.
MurderPizza
Except for the internet, it's pretty rad.
Maldraek
It's pretty rad at showing you how everything sucks.
DickGazinyas
Steel Panther backup singer! Bad ass
radikalskippy
From The Protomen??
WhyEvenName
allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
Is that Danny sexbang?
cirque83
What movie was this? I remember it being pretty epic as a kid.
Mykokodied
I believe it monster squad.
cirque83
Yes! Appreciate it! Time for my 10yr old son to check this out with his pops.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
My local character: http://www.spectrumfmradio.org/BABA%20DESI/BELGRAVE%20SURVIVAL%20DAY%202016%2020160126%2034533.jpg
ntzrmtthihu777
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Really nice dude, mum used to give him lifts when we saw him on the way home from the shops/school
puddin151
Wichita has "Crazy Mike" his family was wealthy but he wasnt quite all there so they left town and left him a bunch of money
InsolventTacos
Does he have a discount appliance outlet? Because he should.
datbaish
Wichita KS? Or Wichita TX?
puddin151
Wichita Kansas, there isn't a Wichita Texas, its called Wichita Falls
datbaish
My bad! Hello fellow Wichitan
puddin151
hello!
Chrisbie
We also have Cape guy on the west side
puddin151
west side of Wichita?
Chrisbie
Yup. He is usually chilling around 21st and Maize
puddin151
huh i haven't heard of him but then again im an eastsider
Chrisbie
Thats fair. Here is some sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc0nHawwdZA
Artvandelayinportsandexports
My hometown has "Spider Mike" he bikes around town at night and collects spiders in jars
SomeCrazyNerd
Spider mike is amazing!
puddin151
crazy mike has a radio headset and rides around on a vespa with his legs sticking straight back... kinda looking like superman
Artvandelayinportsandexports
haha he sounds awesome!
puddin151
yeah he will show up to events and stuff and people love him
iamkyleh
Nice to see danny sexbang hanging out with his friends
basball6969
If anyone deserves the title "80s Guy," it's him
iamkyleh
Fans*
Lunazaak
Guy here in Ohio called "the mall guy". He's got a neon belt that lights up and wears all sorts of wonky clothes.
AlkeneThiol
He probably smashes so much underage uh kitty cats
lottahullabaloo
In a mall in Salem NH, we had "tray lady". She hung out in the food court and collected and returned trays to the food vendors. She died.
jcraw58
Pretty sure this is Brunswick, Ohio!! And the mall guy is SEXY MOTHER FATHER!!
Lunazaak
I see him most often in Strongsville!
gnomishbabyfightingringleader
Is that Raiden?
Garouleloup
RULES OF NA-oh the other one...right.
cevans92
totally asked the same question when i saw it, as well as is that Shredder?
ImGonnaRickRollYou
How do you think 80's Guy got the 80's hair look? It wasn't hairspray I can tell you that much. BZZZZZZZZT.
ProneHub
THAT's TOTALLY FUCKING RAIDEN!
Ooglieguy
No, that's walking...
SecondSince
I just asked myself that exact question out loud! :D
posthumousmince
no thats becky
FatSavage
No that's the 80's guy :P
TheBraveLittleStoner
Raiden's of the Lost Ark
UrpiArvasti
Thats a tired ass god of thunder right there
BaronPocket
Jesus Christ it's Jason borne
nigglemaster
Kalikalikaaaaaaa!
panzersharkcat
Gimmemamoney!
NeckDeepInAHorse
That's so Raiden.
ColdWaterCrossing
;-; that username tho
mehimbored
You win the Internet this day
Cere4l
80s raiden?
Nickotorp
BarcodePrinter
PatrioticMexamerican
"It's the future I can see"
GeneralBastard
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
balmut
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Raiden-Laughs-Then-Gets-Serious-In-Mortal-Kombat-Movie-Gif.gif
ProneHub
Mortal fucking Kombat movie. brb watching that shit rn
thegrimnar
Very specific file name :D
YouWantABaccala
MKII era Raiden, I believe.
oicu812b4
got a guy in my town everyone calls the ninja. he's 6'4" and carries ninja swords and wears black all the time and doesn't talk.
kelestofkels
Sounds like Silent Dan. He's chill to hang with.
ChakkaMofo
This happened in Seattle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtRgweQxXi8
UglyGilly
There's a guy in my town who walks... he just walks all the time just walking ever since I was in 3rd grade I'm 22 now. He's still walking..
UglyGilly
they call him Joaquin.
deeznutzaretaken
Hey we've got a guy called ninja! He's just got dreads and plays the drums on buns, oh and saw him in BK dressed as darth Vader once..
xelavia
My brother used to live in Lubbock and there was a homeless man who rode around on a bicycle dressed as a pirate and he was known for
xelavia
Stabbing people with a screwdriver. He was much less festive than 80s guy.
OverpricedCrayon
There a lady in my town we just call crazy lady. She calls all the girls whores and tells them to suck dudes off. If you talk to her she (1)
OverpricedCrayon
Yells for the police. She tells guys to go fuck themselves. She's quite a character (2)
somethingprofound
There's a guy in Toronto who calls himself Zanta and wears a Santa hat and no shirt and does pushups in the middle of the street for change.
Frizzayfrizz
What about the Brampton Batman :D!? Guy has a batmobile!
Rayduh562
That's the guy who shoots up schools...
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
I wanna meet this guy
Mostxtremeeliminationchallenge
Got one called billy idol, he wears a spiked codpiece to the bar a lot. Really nice guy.
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
That's funny. There's a lady in my town who walks up and down the streets and we call her crack lady. Guess why?
umikaloo
While you were making something of yourselves, I studied the blade.
LuxMaia
My town has a lady everyone calls Bikini Grandma
MrPink1
My University has Asian Cowboy, an asian exchange student who enjoys dressing as a cowboy.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
You need to start calling him Shanghai Kid.
AdmiralRedBeard
Not much of a ninja if the town can see him
LongoloidFartExplosion
Off-duty.
ATLandNerdy
The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He's got esprit up to here.
Flyndaran
No such thing as "ninja sword". That's like saying assassin weapon. A weapon's a weapon and only idiots would announce their illegal intent.
SwegitySweg
Relax, take it easy
TheLastAwesomebender
There is a guy who goes to my university that wears a Sherlock Holmes hat and coat every day. Everyone calls him Asian Sherlock. He's a dick
poets
I think there's a ninja in my town too, but nobody (alive) has ever seen him.
jeandolly
That would be Hiro, the Deliverator. He delivers. Pizzas.
ATLandNerdy
CosaNostra Pizza doesn't have any competition. Competition goes against the Mafia ethic.
MrCDXX
I feel ya. I live near a guy who dresses up as Darth Vader and rides a unicycle while playing flaming bagpipes. Pretty impressiv, tbh.
HillOfBeans
*in a kilt
HowlingDysphoria
The Unipiper? -> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBTTI-zUgbt8whLszMqjvZw
myusernamewillalwaysberelevant
Seattle or one of the Portlands?
MrCDXX
Portland OR
momof3kids2dogs
Jacksonville ninja?
terminalvelocity
Isn't that snake-eyes?
Oldest
My name's Brian, and I don't talk because no one talks TO me.
TheBobfather
It's a two way street, Brian. Sometimes you have to talk to people first.
CorneliusCornwall
Hi Brian.
Oldest
...
CorneliusCornwall
So are you gonna be at work tomorrow night or are you still covering for the day shift guy who's on vacation?
Oldest
Both, pulling a double for the next three days. Also got the deli, the hotel, and the dry cleaning job.
JimBexleySpeedisaliveandwellontheshoresofFiji
That's Brian. You might want to stay away from him.
minimouse
He has a PHD
assalamualaikum
I have a list here of things he likes to suck. DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
LockeLongmast
BALLS
minimouse
The people on this thread who don't know the joke are making me sad.
Muffyns
share the reference origin ?
mrfirebass
Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party and Internet music band with Danny Sex bang on vocals
waswasy
Why is Brian always used for these types of jokes.......is it something about the name that I have yet to catch on to?
KaitlynMoose
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Sex_Party This should tell you all you need to know.
waswasy
Thank you
Hugums
May or may not be gay
Eveania
This applies to 100% of all things. Living or not.
DKDude7
Also, might have an STD...but we don't talk about that
Lavawight
No no, that kind of person is definitely a Bryan, not a Brian. Please don't confuse us with them.
Jironobou
>.>
BLawww
As a lifelong Brian I completely agree with this.
cheezitzonrye
As a "Ryan Brian", I'm somewhat impartial
assalamualaikum
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK BALLS
OttoChriek