Gym confession

Oooldfart

And the rest of us all thank you for it.

9 years ago |

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Zerglng

Few people tell you that the hardest thing about running is your diet. When and what you eat/drink matters.

9 years ago |

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ruthrudnik

Thank you.

9 years ago |

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Hamus

Thanks

9 years ago |

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IHeartBouncyThings

Or and bear with me....is it so you can view the attractive bit in front of you?

9 years ago |

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Flowpaux

And you want to stare at butts

9 years ago |

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PolarMoose

Well you're not running anywhere, it's still going to consume the whole facility

9 years ago |

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2graves

Those are just carbs leaving the body ;p

9 years ago |

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Clemptor

I've had farts blown directly into my face when I was running, and I hope whomever released them dies in a fire.

9 years ago |

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ingoz

I pee myself, which is really fun.

9 years ago |

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moonshadow23

same

9 years ago |

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OneDayIWillFindASuitableUsername

I use the treadmill at the front of the gym because I get running farts!

9 years ago |

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griffonsgalore

Thank you for your kindness.

9 years ago |

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Sharkwithoutknees

Thanks for not just wearing headphones and pretending nobody hears it

9 years ago |

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AgentSmithFan

How does crap like this make it to the front page?

9 years ago |

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NZSheeps

@7lb9OzBabyJesus - Found your support group

9 years ago |

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7lb9OzBabyJesus

Haha! One of us! One of us!

9 years ago |

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Bagelblues

https://loadingartist.com/comic/hanging-out/

9 years ago |

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bezuer

Very considering of you. What do you eat normally?

9 years ago |

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maijen0062000

We know, thank you.

9 years ago |

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DrBlorp

You think that's bad? I get runny farts.

9 years ago |

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Waddelsworth

That why they always play loud music in gyms

9 years ago |

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ShaZam1269

Never trust a fart after mile 4.

9 years ago |

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beefcheeks17

it seems i have not even run enough in my whole life to have ever experienced running farts

9 years ago |

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Enohpoxas

You mean you get natural speed boosts?

9 years ago |

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SlutAtNight

Turbo power!

9 years ago |

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TheRicM

Nitrous

9 years ago |

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iamthisguy247

Speed burst.

9 years ago |

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wallyworld83

"It's Turbo Time!"

9 years ago |

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noone369

Plot twist, fans blow on you from behind;p

9 years ago |

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lilfluffyfloofs

They are called phys farts

9 years ago |

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Dhangover

Wait until you go for a run outside and get running shits. It will always hit you when you are furthest from a toilet & give 30 secs notice

9 years ago |

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EmeraldLady29

No wonder the gym always smells like farts and ballsack

9 years ago |

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PoetDesmond

It happens to lots of people, same as runner's shits.

9 years ago |

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doctorbees

Thankfully, as a runner, that has never happened to me.

9 years ago |

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