Only 326 days left until Star Wars VIII.

Kingdom Hearts 2.8, Final Chapter Prologue - 2 days.

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard - 6 days.

John Wick: Chapter 2 - 32 days.

Horizon: Zero Dawn - 38 days.

Trainspotting 2 - 38 days.

Mass Effect: Andromeda - c. 39 days.

Logan - 42 days.

Nintendo Switch - c. 43 days.

Zelda: Breath of the Wild - c. 43 days.

Halo Wars 2 - 48 days.

Ghost in the Shell - 69 days.

Opening Day of Major League Baseball - 72 days.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - 106 days.

Alien: Covenant - 118 days.

Game of Thrones Season 7 - c. 133 days.

Wonder Woman - 133 days.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle - 147 days.

Spider-Man: Homecoming - 168 days.

Dunkirk - 180 days.

The Dark Tower - 189 days.

Blade Runner 2049 - 257 days.

Thor: Ragnarok - 282 days.

The Justice League Part One - 295 days.

Star Wars VIII - 325 days.

Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy - 341 days.

Maze Runner: The Death Cure - 353 days.

The Incredibles 2 - 509 days.

Alita: Battle Angel - 647 days.

Frozen 2 - 671 days.

How to Train Your Dragon 3 - 769 days.

Toy Story 4 - 878 days.

The Rapture - 221558 days.

Half-Life 3 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PERSONALS:

@Kangadilla turns 20 - 3 days. https://media.giphy.com/media/brsEO1JayBVja/giphy.gif

@mattvw13's birthday - 6 days.

@D307's birthday - 6 days.

@DoctorWhoAvatarFlautist turns 19 - 13 days.

@SmiffJester Gets Married - 14 days. Congrats, @SmiffJester.

@ThePigeons's birthday - 15 days.

@TokyoPunch turns 30 - 15 days.

@SammieKatGplus's first Cake Day - 26 days.

@KinkyJesus turns 21 - 31 days. Get wasted, fam! http://i.imgur.com/trxzHxd.mp4

@faunakate turns 50 - 32 days.

@maxiscute's birthday - 33 days.

@derptardaction turns 30 - 34 days.

@8bitvisuals's birthday - 34 days.

@TSMBros12 turns 15 - 37 days.

@pashuu leaves the Finnish Army - 53 mornings. Long live everyone.

@TwoMenInAZebraSuit's birthday - 57 days.

@Exxer goes to Korea, hopefully the southern parts of it - 59 days.

@Tamponsareforepistaxis gets divorced - c. 67 days. http://img.pandawhale.com/post-39383-Tangled-Rapunzel-YAY-gif-Imgur-qn2Y.gif

@IAmTheBadW01f gets married - 69 days. Congrats!

@NorthKorearBestKorear goes to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert - 81 days.

@MissArnie's birthday - 90 days. She'll be able to buy alcohol legally! Squee!

@cityofthefireflies's birthday - 98 days.

@MrDuckie's wedding - 106 days.

@ThisIsMyLifeNow's wife graduates and becomes his sugar mama - 110 days.

@CynicalDeino turns 19 - 113 days.

@jumpstart79 graduates high school - 124 days.

@MakingYouReadThingsInSamElliottsVoice turns 40 - 128 days.

@miccatine starts HER cross-country bike trip - 136 days. Be safe.

@thevortexmaster's birthday - 144 days.

@kda5038's birthday - 143 days.

@ImmortalWhosTerminallyIll finishes his service in the military - 147 days. Thank you for your service.

@DiecastParadox's birthday - 150 days.

@Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauce's birthday - 155 days.

@BigFag's birthday - 155 days.

@ProCheeseburger finishes his military service - 164 days. Thank you for your service.

@TheToastGhostcx's birthday - 170 days.

@munchkin1508's birthday - 174 days.

@NAVYCMAN finishes in the US Navy - 212 days. Anchors aweigh, my friend.

@EldestOf7 gets his final results from high school - 218 days.

@Charlieeeeeeee3's birthday - 223 days.

@SplitterEdin would like to get laid - 231 days.

@JaidonKaia turns 24 - 233 days.

@ChristianBeasley gets married - 243 days.

@MarcClaret turns 18 - 258 days.

@Theprincessbride turns 31 - 266 days.

@AlexDuos gets married - 296 days. Congrats!

@IButtIntoRandomComments graduates from college - 331 days.

@Mynamewillbethenametorulethemall upvotes one of @Lassannn's posts - 381 days.

@thekeyislost graduates - 471 days.

@dearpaigejaclyn graduates from college - 483 days. Don't major in English.

@zenatsu's terms of service with the US Army expire - 773 days. Thank you for your service, sir.

@invar proposes to his lady of 4 years - 817 days.

@lukas9356 gets a new girlfriend - 1245 days.

@BarsnBolts gets laid - 1537 days.

@rschreck97 graduates from university - 1611 days.

@MissingLia marries @plixyplox - 1983 days.

@AtlasUnbound gets a Ph.D. in Chemistry - 3039 days. Congrats.

@PagliacciGrim's plan for world domination comes to fruition - 4905 days.

@CloakedQuazar becomes a senior citizen - 14979 days. Good luck.

@lagging turns 65 - 17709 days. Good luck.

@Haackv2 dies - 22404 days.

@ManiacalPotato's parents accept him - 75959347360 days.

@GhostHarasser gits gud - Half-Life +1

@camsterroonie gets a fucking life - Before @Lassannn gets one.

@NotSuitableForUpvotes Gets a Girlfriend - Some time after Half-Life 3. Godspeed, sir.