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Dad has it covered
Big dad energy
kroupat
This is my first Father's Day without my dad and maybe my last before becoming one. Thank you for this +1
onetimeatbandcamp1
As a dad, we are not taught this but globally we all have a desire to embarass our kids. Thousands of years of dads!
screwzog126
This dump is crap. Its all one pic. If you can steal don’t make it hard for others.
Hoxmeister
I hope to be a completely different dad than my own.
DrRad
The Bad Dad examples here are quite literally my childhood. Sit on his lap while driving, yes. Him almost cutting my leg off with a chainsaw
interlorn
So it was 1845 when dads officially went pro?
n3ckr0mantic
Dad opening the jar on TV is one of my favorites. Straight to Valhalla
BlueLanternBraxx
I want to be a good dad. I hope my toddler know that even when he drives me so mental I wanna cry..
Ohboyididit
Vacuum cleaner ponytail i think i actually invented that 15 years ago
screwzog126
And btw a “dump” is multiple pics not one long dumbass pic
CubicZ22
Silas007
#3 is gonna have some serious trust issues.
OuroborosX
Nice try using like... ten puns to try to make me laugh. Jokes on you because no pun in ten did.
Max4Pups
Lost my dad a year ago in August; it’s my first Father’s Day without him. Thanks for this post.
MoonswayHookerShoes
#1 i will need to see those mom pics asapness
ItWasUncalledFor
It bothers me how obviously fake a lot of these text messages are. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
#16 why did this make me ugly cry?
OneFootInTheGravyTrain
Because you're a human with a pulse. I'm really glad that moment got immortalized.
HorriblyPositive
Because your a jar?
Meltemi
Can confirm: am an open door.
ReaperCDN
It didn't matter if that shit was welded shut, that lid was coming off. Somebody gif that guy unscrewing a metal can with his bare hands.
stonebrood
#1 why would you even bring it up instead of just deleting the photos and moving on
Kbantar
You can delete them, then mess with a relative. They aren't mutually exclusive actions.
curiouscorruption
Bc it's fake xD
DeadArcadian
Maybe he liked what he saw
DeadArcadian
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VigorousButtstuff
One more for the spank and wank bank.
learntotakejoke
Must've been nice to have a dad, it's only been 26 years I'm sure there's just a line at the store holding mine up
HermitBean
MOM! The facebook is leaking again
MissivesFromTheTower
Go ask your dad to fix it.
TheKnowing1
Dad is dead. You're next, Love Facebook.
Acrage
Mom is dead, you're next. Love, the Facebook
afghanistanimation
Don’t fuck with Cliff
MrKomisiripala
Or don’t fall off while you’re fucking with Cliff
sanooooo
Riding*
BuckNaked78
He said what he meant, and meant what he said.
Flodos
Does that face look like the face of mercy to you?
uummma
The power of dad is overwhelming
HandfulOfBees
Every aspect of the jar opening was perfect
red1300
[feat. Pitbull]
TheExpensiveBikeRide
That stayed me. Kinda want to hear the song.
RobertZimmermanWasRight
What happened in 1845? Why did men lose their ability to find their way?
WaylandC
We don't talk about that.
KnownSecretCarrot
Praying for the Publix chicken!
iamsecretsquirrel
My husband is all about the publix subs. Have to get one everytime we're in Georgia
JonniUtah
Publix Chicken Tender Wrap is life!
Justsomedude223
There's even a twitter dedicated to every time it goes on sale...
slipstream222
You lucky, it's 3500 miles to our nearest Publix, totally worth it.
andwings2go
They are on sale right now 5.99. Everyone talking about it like it’s the most important thing ever haha
BulkSausage
SkyOkamy
Danm he just nose bumped the floor. Got caught just before the first bounce.
WhenYouLookAtMeLikeThatItMeansImJoking
Is he expecting a flood?
SilverFish0
Why hide those sexy legs
Szj2
What's up with those pants?
qyrriqat
From the look of it, the hemline.
GrumpierOldMan
wheelow
YEET
NihonJinLover
Goodbye you little shit.
wizardOTC
Dad of 2 little girls.4 and 7. I never knew I had the capability to love so much until I had children. Make they have a good mom though!!
wizardOTC
Oops wrong comment place lol :)
CorySnyder
My son is due the 28th I couldn’t be more terrified.
Tarmaccian
SLEEP NOW! I HAVEN’T HAD REST IN TEN MONTHS!
Painahimah
Good luck and congratulations! It's scary, but it's fun
EdgarDruin
That moment they let you walk out of the hospital, I was like, really, that’s it, you trust me with this life now?
RustedCogs
This is a very good sign.
antarcticgecko
Also, you’ll be fine. It’s a wild ride though.
fencer1964
You got this. Just do the things. (No shaking .)
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
It is scary. One day at the time, focus on what you can control and enjoy every bit of it. As parents, days are long but years flies by
ImKindaDone
My youngest just turned 14. You'll miss these days. Trust me.
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Mine are 7 and 10. Thats why I give this advice :)
antarcticgecko
Best advice you haven’t gotten yet: buy a cheap battery organizer and keep it stocked. Usually those powered trinkets are last resorts.
TheLordOfGiraffes
Elon Musk was born on June 28th so at least you can be comforted in the fact that that day of the month isn’t a bad one
arcadia2000
Protip-Park your son in the living room for the first month of his life. Kids that need a house as quiet as a crypt to sleep in are no fun.
Tarmaccian
We played techno music in the car early, so we don’t have to hear the 483rd reprise of “Let It Go” on road trips.
arcadia2000
Go to the resale store (like Once Upon A Child) for extra pants. There are never enough pants.
arcadia2000
You can create a small "plexiglass" shield from two to four 4x6 clear photo frames from Michael's. They're like $2 each. Saved our Xbox.
arcadia2000
Angle the plumbing down when changing a boy and putting a new diaper on. Also, buy a pack of unscented puppy pads. They work wonders.
arcadia2000
It's gonna be okay. Call me if you need me.
Tarmaccian
You have the voice of experience. I’ll add mine that “elimination communication” is awesome magic, starting on day 1.
IronyHighScore
This post makes me want to be a dad.
bambulina
Me too. Which will be hard, as a woman who's sterilized.
Dontwatchmespotme
Same
StereoWayfarer
Same
VesselOfHate
Of only to get a hold of those dad-like reflexes
Kjelstad
It is a trap.
talkingtothepast
It's the fucking best. You're a hero when you're a good dad.
chenzana
This post makes me want to be a dad and I am a woman
HansVerhaegen
It's the single most rewarding thing you will ever do.
Wombatish
All these posts make me wish my Dad was less shit.
Wombatish
Aaaaayyyy fuck you Mr. Downvoter. I bet you're a deadbeat dad.
TheExpensiveBikeRide
I have 9 and 6 year old kids. Being a dad is simultaneously the most challenging and rewarding thing you’ll ever do.
diregamer
Father of four, yep. So much yep.
bananasorGTFOsmother
This post makes me wish I had a dad.
jerryshigan
Just pray you have a boy. Otherwise, you’ll spend about ten years trying to keep the peace without “taking sides”.
SomeDetroitGuy
It's both the most difficult thing and most rewarding thing ever. Fatherhood isn't for everyone but it is for me.
enybi
Hi Want To Be A Dad, I'm Dad
wizardOTC
Dad of 2 girls. Make sure they have a good mom. Never knew I could love so much until I had children, best thing that has ever happened.
awolwally
It's pretty awesome.
TheActualMalloryArcher
Can I borrow $50 for definitely not pot? Also i ate all of your twinkies even though i know their your favorite
jtms
Thei’yre*
TheActualMalloryArcher
My bad. I meant thayr
narclomius
I have a toddler and it's pretty awesome.
imlaughin
Me too but I’m still pulling out.
kesaci
Being dad is awesome. You get to be the fun parent ? Moms rule too.
FatBastardVegetarian
It's fleeting...
krapmyself
Haha... its a trap, mate.
jtms
Hahaha - it will be great they said... (narrator voice) “it was not great”
JarethTheGoblinKingsBulge
Being a dad is the best. I love it
LookHarder101
Its pretty dope. I have a 12yo. We play Overwatch and CoD together. Going fly fishing in Newport back Bay today. Pick a good mom tho ?
windowtudawoll
I teach 50 12yo and decided to find another job so I have enough money to send my kids to boarding school
tuuky
“Pick a good mom tho” - this
locozuma
My brother (rightfully, IMO) can’t stand the mother of his child and it’s just awful. I’m doing my best to contribute in positive ways.
BooRadleyLives
It's like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk.
coronus42
Father's Day plans: dungeon runs with my kids. Who needs PUGs?
RobertZimmermanWasRight
.. pick a good mom... I’m trying buddy!! I’m trying...
aguyinabox
As a guy in a box, I don’t think there’s enough room
Evenmorehorrifying
I bet that 12 year old can play a MEAN 76!
ABigFan22
Just tell him mercy is the best character in the game, get a free pocket
DarkBusterBaron
Nah man i am a hanzo main and lemme tell you hanzo is easily the most superior character in any game i can easily kill entire teams 1/2
DarkBusterBaron
And the most important thing is to never listen to or stick with your teammates and dont get heals real players dont need heals and 2/3