Dad's Day Dump

Mar 16, 2017 7:12 PM

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This is my first Father's Day without my dad and maybe my last before becoming one. Thank you for this +1

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a dad, we are not taught this but globally we all have a desire to embarass our kids. Thousands of years of dads!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This dump is crap. Its all one pic. If you can steal don’t make it hard for others.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I hope to be a completely different dad than my own.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Bad Dad examples here are quite literally my childhood. Sit on his lap while driving, yes. Him almost cutting my leg off with a chainsaw

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So it was 1845 when dads officially went pro?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dad opening the jar on TV is one of my favorites. Straight to Valhalla

7 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 2

I want to be a good dad. I hope my toddler know that even when he drives me so mental I wanna cry..

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Vacuum cleaner ponytail i think i actually invented that 15 years ago

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And btw a “dump” is multiple pics not one long dumbass pic

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 is gonna have some serious trust issues.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice try using like... ten puns to try to make me laugh. Jokes on you because no pun in ten did.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lost my dad a year ago in August; it’s my first Father’s Day without him. Thanks for this post.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 i will need to see those mom pics asapness

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bothers me how obviously fake a lot of these text messages are. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#16 why did this make me ugly cry?

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Because you're a human with a pulse. I'm really glad that moment got immortalized.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because your a jar?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Can confirm: am an open door.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It didn't matter if that shit was welded shut, that lid was coming off. Somebody gif that guy unscrewing a metal can with his bare hands.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 why would you even bring it up instead of just deleting the photos and moving on

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You can delete them, then mess with a relative. They aren't mutually exclusive actions.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bc it's fake xD

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe he liked what he saw

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One more for the spank and wank bank.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must've been nice to have a dad, it's only been 26 years I'm sure there's just a line at the store holding mine up

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

MOM! The facebook is leaking again

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Go ask your dad to fix it.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dad is dead. You're next, Love Facebook.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mom is dead, you're next. Love, the Facebook

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Don’t fuck with Cliff

7 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 2

Or don’t fall off while you’re fucking with Cliff

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Riding*

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He said what he meant, and meant what he said.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that face look like the face of mercy to you?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The power of dad is overwhelming

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Every aspect of the jar opening was perfect

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

[feat. Pitbull]

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

That stayed me. Kinda want to hear the song.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What happened in 1845? Why did men lose their ability to find their way?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We don't talk about that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Praying for the Publix chicken!

7 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

My husband is all about the publix subs. Have to get one everytime we're in Georgia

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Publix Chicken Tender Wrap is life!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's even a twitter dedicated to every time it goes on sale...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You lucky, it's 3500 miles to our nearest Publix, totally worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are on sale right now 5.99. Everyone talking about it like it’s the most important thing ever haha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 412 Dislikes 1

Danm he just nose bumped the floor. Got caught just before the first bounce.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Is he expecting a flood?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why hide those sexy legs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's up with those pants?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From the look of it, the hemline.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

YEET

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Goodbye you little shit.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dad of 2 little girls.4 and 7. I never knew I had the capability to love so much until I had children. Make they have a good mom though!!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Oops wrong comment place lol :)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My son is due the 28th I couldn’t be more terrified.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

SLEEP NOW! I HAVEN’T HAD REST IN TEN MONTHS!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck and congratulations! It's scary, but it's fun

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That moment they let you walk out of the hospital, I was like, really, that’s it, you trust me with this life now?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is a very good sign.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, you’ll be fine. It’s a wild ride though.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got this. Just do the things. (No shaking .)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is scary. One day at the time, focus on what you can control and enjoy every bit of it. As parents, days are long but years flies by

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My youngest just turned 14. You'll miss these days. Trust me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine are 7 and 10. Thats why I give this advice :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best advice you haven’t gotten yet: buy a cheap battery organizer and keep it stocked. Usually those powered trinkets are last resorts.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elon Musk was born on June 28th so at least you can be comforted in the fact that that day of the month isn’t a bad one

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip-Park your son in the living room for the first month of his life. Kids that need a house as quiet as a crypt to sleep in are no fun.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We played techno music in the car early, so we don’t have to hear the 483rd reprise of “Let It Go” on road trips.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go to the resale store (like Once Upon A Child) for extra pants. There are never enough pants.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can create a small "plexiglass" shield from two to four 4x6 clear photo frames from Michael's. They're like $2 each. Saved our Xbox.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Angle the plumbing down when changing a boy and putting a new diaper on. Also, buy a pack of unscented puppy pads. They work wonders.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's gonna be okay. Call me if you need me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have the voice of experience. I’ll add mine that “elimination communication” is awesome magic, starting on day 1.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post makes me want to be a dad.

7 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 13

Me too. Which will be hard, as a woman who's sterilized.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of only to get a hold of those dad-like reflexes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is a trap.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the fucking best. You're a hero when you're a good dad.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post makes me want to be a dad and I am a woman

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the single most rewarding thing you will ever do.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All these posts make me wish my Dad was less shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Aaaaayyyy fuck you Mr. Downvoter. I bet you're a deadbeat dad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have 9 and 6 year old kids. Being a dad is simultaneously the most challenging and rewarding thing you’ll ever do.

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Father of four, yep. So much yep.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This post makes me wish I had a dad.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just pray you have a boy. Otherwise, you’ll spend about ten years trying to keep the peace without “taking sides”.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

It's both the most difficult thing and most rewarding thing ever. Fatherhood isn't for everyone but it is for me.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hi Want To Be A Dad, I'm Dad

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Dad of 2 girls. Make sure they have a good mom. Never knew I could love so much until I had children, best thing that has ever happened.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

It's pretty awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can I borrow $50 for definitely not pot? Also i ate all of your twinkies even though i know their your favorite

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thei’yre*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My bad. I meant thayr

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a toddler and it's pretty awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Me too but I’m still pulling out.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Being dad is awesome. You get to be the fun parent ? Moms rule too.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's fleeting...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha... its a trap, mate.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Hahaha - it will be great they said... (narrator voice) “it was not great”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being a dad is the best. I love it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Its pretty dope. I have a 12yo. We play Overwatch and CoD together. Going fly fishing in Newport back Bay today. Pick a good mom tho ?

7 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 3

I teach 50 12yo and decided to find another job so I have enough money to send my kids to boarding school

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Pick a good mom tho” - this

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

My brother (rightfully, IMO) can’t stand the mother of his child and it’s just awful. I’m doing my best to contribute in positive ways.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Father's Day plans: dungeon runs with my kids. Who needs PUGs?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.. pick a good mom... I’m trying buddy!! I’m trying...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a guy in a box, I don’t think there’s enough room

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that 12 year old can play a MEAN 76!

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Just tell him mercy is the best character in the game, get a free pocket

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah man i am a hanzo main and lemme tell you hanzo is easily the most superior character in any game i can easily kill entire teams 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the most important thing is to never listen to or stick with your teammates and dont get heals real players dont need heals and 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0