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Day ruined in 3... 2... 1...
2.
Frozen car... Great.
3.
Left a bag of gummy worms in the car...
4.
When duty calls.
5.
Ouch...
6.
Mother Nature being a dick again...
7.
Legend has it, Timmy still hasn't woken up yet.
8.
She was looking for her keys...
9.
Speed bumps.
10.
Speed bumps part 2.
11.
Dick move...
12.
I feel the pain.
13.
Those pants aren't black anymore...
14.
That's a key in a tire. "Oh you were planning on going somewhere?"
15.
Really?
16.
You're having a bad day? That's cute.
OaksParcel
#4 Call of Doodie
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
I regret that i only have but one point to give you, this made my day immensely better!
juffowup00
I had that #2 situation once...that didnt come out right.. Or it usually does but, i mean..shit. Ttfn
twfeline
Don't use a plastic scraper on a heavily iced windshield. Just tap gently with a claw hammer to break the ice off.
realmdweller
#10 time to put that straw to good use
ScaryBananas
Mathematicians have confirmation that gummy bears melt at 90 degrees
Puytani
Gummies are straight confirmed.
Pikka
#4: "When doodie calls", dumbass!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
" 'Join the army' they said, 'It would be fun' they said..."
LoneWanderer101
Is it just me or does the laughing woman in the Audi look like she meant to do that?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
She totally did
Burv
She isn't driving.
LoneWanderer101
Lol, whoops sorry. Guess you found the American here
rhass13
#9 looks to be a car accident by the hood of the red car
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
#15 some locks have a "master key" when turned only 1/16 rotation can pull the whole tumbler assembly for a quick lock change.
lilbrother
Exactly, that isn't a problem. That is a master key.
Andexx
When life gives you bad days, just stand up and laugh at it's face. Now you have a good story to tell.
KenanAndKelThuzad
That looks like R Kelly's dog in #1
MadVillainousDave
#1 That actually made her day better cuz thats her fetish.
SmartGirl6dash3underscorebackslashAtyahoodotcom
Yet when I piss on random sleeping women in parks, everyone makes a big deal out of it!
pointswedontneednostinkinpoints
May your day be infinitely better than this post. XD
twfeline
15. At least the burglars left you the parts to the lock they picked.
methistopholes
NSFW:
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
12# can be still be saved, Just Scrape off the part that touched the mat!
yakusokuN8
ManuallyChangingTuners
Always double layer your soda cups. Always.
MantisToboganMD
Was the ice cream rocky road??? Get it? Cause like I dunno I guess it spilled due to turbulent driving or something. I tried..
IMGURIAN007
TheDothrakiDovahkiin
#12 must have hit a rocky road
ThanosWasRight
#9 looks like it was a car wreck, not a bump.
GrahamCrackerDick
The gas station in the last pic says " couche tard" on it
FrancisLouJean
Literally means "goes to sleep late"
vowofloudness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimentation_Couche-Tard
Pikka
Don't bring information into our fun club, tard!
notsuddenlyandunexpectedly
Numbered dump +1
OolonColuphid
#11 I actually had someone do that on purpose while a friend and I were walking home from school when I was about 10 years old.
Oy19
I like that the melted gummy worms almost form one giant worm
Arvandor
Did that with an unopened, 1 lb pack of gummy worms on a trip to Cali. It became the "gummy brick". We kept it as a souvenir for years.
devastitis
Why would you leave it on your dash..
imwithcayde6andproud
I don't want to kill the mutant gummy worm.- LuiCalibre
SpeakingAsTheDevilsAdvocate
If you do this with an opened pack you get a gummy bear block. It's awesome
iputonpantsforthis
that one aint even a problem, turn on the ac and peel it off, enjoy giant gummy worm.
Tredgy
Like a giant gummy Pyrosome.
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ProzacPhilosopher
Had a Costco bag of gummies do that. We just sawed off parts for days
Oy19
I've thrown so much melted car candy in my freezer and shamelessly ate it later
CaptainNeckFucker
Easier said than done my friend
LadyNoHeart
#11 the driver is laughing. What a bitch.
gazxog42
Here you can report it and get compensation for cleaning, lost work, or any other damages
LadyNoHeart
Correction...passenger, didn't see the non American plates.
Idsertian
That is actually illegal over here, cops'll do you for it.
TonyPaws
mfw nothing witty in the comments yet
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Be the change you want to see in the world, my friend.
TonyPaws
You are underestimating how lazy I am, my friend.
Agent009
#10 should have used the cupholder..
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
But that's where they kept the hand sanitizer!
DaveSterling
Not anymore.
jackbos
#12 - most of that is salvageable. Get a spoon.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"I better take a picture rather than get rid of this."
DomSchu
Yeah, It's on the removable rug and still pretty frozen.
AnEpilepticBear23
the rubber cargo mat. even better!!