The Going Bald Hoedown

Sep 20, 2015 5:07 AM

KobayashiPorcelain

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FP Edit: Don't send nudes unless you feel duly obliged. Just watch some Whose Line, you owe it to yourself.

FP Edit II: Some more Whose Line for you. Yes. Just you: http://imgur.com/gallery/wWSEx

I thought he only liked animal porn?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

OH EYE-DE-EYE-DE-EYE-DE EYE-DE-EYE-DE-EYE

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You go, Collin!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Eitherr Brad or Drewww

11 years ago | Likes 358 Dislikes 5

You win many Internets.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Colin is the funniest of all the bunch.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Colin is my spirit animal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Greg Proops and Brady are the two funniest. Richard Simmons and the jet ski was the funniest bit ever

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Simmons: "I'll be the prop! I'll be all the props for these men.:

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a Mong.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spitting straight fire. https://media4.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif

11 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Colin be like http://imgur.com/8Gzbdvj

11 years ago | Likes 472 Dislikes 2

Always upvote Aku!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Akuuuuu!

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

and i can hear him yelling it

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, I feel an urge to watch Samurai Jack. Dunno why ...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Probably because that was a Samurai Jack gif.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*whoosh*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh don't be mistaken. My understanding of the joke does not prevent me from being a douchebag.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mad respect for the honesty

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years later and he still never misses a step https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-WRuUNgSq8

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colin and Ryan should have their own talk show. I'd watch every day

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This show is the best cure for a bad day. Even though I have seen many of the episodes many times before I laugh like it was the first time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT?! YOU DECIDE! Eeeeeeeeppppppic rap battles of historrrryyyyy!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bald guys have high testosterone . So wassup!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

And also back-hair...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not really. Just a high sensitivity to DHT. There is treatment. But it is expensive.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Damn, Colin spits hot fire like Rebecca Black on Friday's.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

IT'S FRIED EGG, FRIED EGG, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIED EGG

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking priceless.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out I had a bald spot at 32. 39 now, spot is larger, think about it at least once a day. I'm the only one in my family to have it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colin is easily the most inconsistent guy on the show. But when he nails it, he sure nails it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jason Statham. Anytime anyone is worried about going bald, Jason Statham. (Also, Patrick Stewart, but I <3 me some Statham.)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, music number without Wayne Brady? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, can someone explain male pattern balding? I don't get how it wasn't weeded out through millions of years of evolution.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sexy, sexy bald men.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best show ever, with the worst audience ever...

11 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 17

Really despise the new host. shes so over the top and obnoxious. reallly sucks cuz it made me not watch the new show and I love whos line :/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

i too am curious why was it a bad audience?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That about sums it up. Love watching back through old episodes, still funny even when I know most of the jokes.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What was wrong with the audience?

11 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

They're sometimes used in skits but audience members usually were too busy laughing or being shy to really contribute to the skits.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

Well whenever they'd have audience participation 1) they were almost always awkward 2)they were never funny.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I have no idea because I've never seen the show but I'm gonna take a guess and say laugh track-esque

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The incessant whooping and hooting, the "oooo"-ing at anything sexually suggestive and it just gets very very tiring.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

I was usually too busy laughing my ass off just as loudly to even notice anything annoying the audience may have been doing.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Commenting to actually see the answer. -_-

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

their all nazis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

They're

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else read this in the howdown tune, then when it came to Colin read it in his funny half-singing/speaking voice? Colin's the best xD

11 years ago | Likes 1938 Dislikes 9

Sang every syllable

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Yes? I can't imagine reading it "normally" when I know what they sound like. I don't add my own voice to people.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes absolutely, gotta read it with the rhythm and imagine the band is playing a catchy hoedown song!

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

YES. YES. SO MUCH YES.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Of course. They all have their distinct styles

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favorite was the pro wrestling hoedown from him. It ended with "Because of all these shots to the head i lost my ability to rhyme!"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100% yes. Is there any other way to read this?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could practically hear Colin's voice in my ear. And this time I was pretty certain it wasn't just the voices in my head.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still bounce up and down to the tune when I read it.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I logged in just to upvote this becasue I was so happy I wasn't the only one

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES I did it in his exact tune, love this man

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it to the Stacy's mom tune. It's been stuck in my head all day

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi dee di dee di dee di dee hi dee di dee di

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always understood "Call him mockery"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't think of the hoedown tune so I read it as a rap

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was always my favorite hoe-down because of the speak/sing voice. It was so sarcastic

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Putensca sauce http://youtu.be/AGl0u4cmh1A

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Puttanesca my friend

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Such glorious sauce.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ADVERTISING SPAAAAAAACE

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sauce was better than my chef friend's!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're doing vishnu's work, son

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know much about this show, but do they really do this impromptu?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes. Watch all you can! You won't regret it. :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, if i have time i will :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll blame YOU, if, after clicking your link, I end up spending yet another evening watching Whose line videos instead of being productive.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You can't just eat one!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...watching Whose Line isn't productive? Crap.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do it!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I did and now I'm lost in Jimmy Kimmel clips and don't know my way back anymore. Send help.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years back when I was care free and in highschool, that's all I did instead of diong homework

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in university and still do that. I don't think I'll never grow old and learn how to prioritize the actually important stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess we will, but our backs gotta be against the wall first

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we won't give in without a fight!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0